Putin has already went there once and the US would not allow anything to happen to either leader.
Ketchupcharger on
Clowns
pleasetrimyourpubes on
Zelensky would be a total fool to fall for this.
HiddenbyMoon on
What a bunch of fucking morons.
tky on
Why would you not come to Moscow, Mister Zelenskyy? We have this hot tea ready just for you! Please, open the door yourself, but use the left doorknob only! Is it stuffy in here? You are welcome to stand by the open window for fresh air…
tom90640 on
There are a LOT of windows in Moscow. Zelenskyy should avoid it.
Efficient_Beach2458 on
He would be a fool to go. No coverage at all on Ukraine!
DemonEmperor3 on
We can only talk peace if the opposing leader comes to our capital city and stands on top of a trap door that says totally not a trap and if he does it’s because he’s nato Nazi plant who doesn’t want peace.
Long-Drag4678 on
This is a classic communist tactic. During the Korean War, the United States was tricked into accepting Kaesong as the meeting place. That was a big mistake. North Korea broke off countless talks, and each time, the negotiating team was exhausted from traveling back and forth to North Korea.
VladTbk on
Rusky clowns be clowning
megaplex66 on
Not going to happen.
NoWeakness1049 on
Sounds like a trap.
postusa2 on
They aren’t going to accept the very peace deal that they have designed, that the US would force Ukraine to put its head into the noose. All these attacks on trains, impractical demands on where the meeting will take place… they are trying to derail it.
Why? Because ultimately the purpose of this conflict is war itself. Putin is getting what he wants. Even the demand on territory is at the core a lie. What he wants is the spectacle and horr. To you and I that seems absurd, but if 1.3 million casualties hasn’t made him blink it is time to accept some realities. Sure he’d be happier to see his troops winning, but even this unholy slaughter gives him what he wants. It models how far he will go and tightens his grip on power.
Ultimately the US has lost sight of the obvious…. this is simply a war that has to be won.
Frenzystor on
Let me guess, with open windows? Fuck off Putler.
MisterFixit_69 on
Why don’t you meet in the middle, right in the battlefield.
Niftydog1163 on
No. No. Nyet. Not in all the timelines will that, should that ever happen. putin is an evil snake. No insult to snakes as, unlike tiny putin, snakes are useful.
KhelbenB on
Don’t these guys have Zoom or something? I understand this is *obviously* a trap and Putin cannot be trusted to have Zelensky within his reach. He has proved *long* ago that he as no honor and no shame about assassinating an opponent in a way that would be revolting. But lets imagine there is a real will for a talk between two leaders at war in this day and age, I can’t imagine why anyone would ever require a face-to-face just for the sake of taking nice photos, not since video calls became a very standard way of communication around the world.
Pawing_sloth on
At what point can we all get on the same page with the obvious: Putin does not want the war to end, and everything he does is just a stall tactic to keep taking territory.
DespicableDaddy on
Fuck Putin
bahumat42 on
Yeah because they don’t want peace.
Russia could end this tomorrow but don’t want to.
Philosopherski on
It’s 2026 not the 1700s. There is absolutely no reason for the two to meet in person. You can set up a zoom meeting between them and if they can’t come to an agreement what makes anyone think being face to face would change the outcome.
myowngalactus on
He’ll accidentally fall out a window and through a couple of bullets
Canadachubb on
Why? So they can poison him? Fcuk Russia
SaschaDF on
the hague in netherlands is perfect location for peace talks
huntsab2090 on
That will be a no. And Washington (moscow v2) doesnt count either
Pro_Gamer_Queen21 on
“Here have a sip of this glowing tea I’ve set out on this 14th story balcony before we talk. You must be tired from traveling all the way here”.
Euclidisthebomb on
If America did not have a Putin lover as President such a demand by Russia would never exist in the first place. That is what this demand really tells us: Russia thinks it can get away with anything while Trump is in office.
Ginger_Nemesis on
That how you catch polonium poisoning
P_A_R on
Can I suggest the Hague as an alternative location Putin can then after meeting Zelensky go straight to his trial.
tom_sa_savage on
Translation: They’re trying to kill him.
fishedin on
Kremlin demands opportunity to assassinate Zelenskyy
Are the Russians really that stupid to think this would be agreed to?
pistoffcynic on
Why? So Russia can make him disappear?
I don’t think Zelenskyy is that stupid.
Finally_in_reddit on
Makes it very clear that they don’t want peace.
Jet2work on
what a wierd way of saying we arent serious about negotiating
spinz on
I have faith that zelensky has an ounce of sense, and knows if he agrees to this he will be following the path of navalny.
GingerPiston on
I mean the only remotely safe chance Zelenskyy would have of surviving a visit to Moscow is if he flew in with Trump aboard Airforce One, and the meeting/negotiations were conducted in Airforce One on the airport runway. And even then I’m not convinced piss boy wouldn’t find some way to hand Zelensky over to his master.
clownsinadarkforest on
This has to be the stupidest most obvious bullshit thing anybody has ever asked for.
matteoarts on
Zelenskyy should just keep offering them the same deal. “Peace talks can happen, but only it Putin comes to Ukraine, or if it is on neutral ground.” Can’t be blamed for peace at that point.
LazyGandalf on
In short the Kremlin rejects peace talks.
NeonGKayak on
They will literally kill him the first chance they get. Guessing they’d do something like “civilians attacked him on the way to the meeting” and then they’d have a fake trial for the agents with fake identities. And after being found guilty, the fake identity disappears and you’ll never hear about them again.
highdimensionaldata on
They don’t want this meeting to happen so they’ve created terms that Zelensky can’t accept.
Commercial-Lack6279 on
Counter offer: talks only happen in The Hague and only Putin needs to attend
Anders_Armuss on
If Zelenskyy goes to Moscow he’s going to die.
QVRedit on
We know that Putin is NOT serious about wanting peace – he only wants pieces of Ukraine – leading onto all of it !
How about holding talks in The Hague ?
Leezy1019 on
This is a non-starter for Zelensky and they know it.
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To quote a famous admiral…
“It’s a trap!”
He would never make it past the 5th floor window
Why not have it in Alaska?
Putin has already went there once and the US would not allow anything to happen to either leader.
Clowns
Zelensky would be a total fool to fall for this.
What a bunch of fucking morons.
Why would you not come to Moscow, Mister Zelenskyy? We have this hot tea ready just for you! Please, open the door yourself, but use the left doorknob only! Is it stuffy in here? You are welcome to stand by the open window for fresh air…
There are a LOT of windows in Moscow. Zelenskyy should avoid it.
He would be a fool to go. No coverage at all on Ukraine!
We can only talk peace if the opposing leader comes to our capital city and stands on top of a trap door that says totally not a trap and if he does it’s because he’s nato Nazi plant who doesn’t want peace.
This is a classic communist tactic. During the Korean War, the United States was tricked into accepting Kaesong as the meeting place. That was a big mistake. North Korea broke off countless talks, and each time, the negotiating team was exhausted from traveling back and forth to North Korea.
Rusky clowns be clowning
Not going to happen.
Sounds like a trap.
They aren’t going to accept the very peace deal that they have designed, that the US would force Ukraine to put its head into the noose. All these attacks on trains, impractical demands on where the meeting will take place… they are trying to derail it.
Why? Because ultimately the purpose of this conflict is war itself. Putin is getting what he wants. Even the demand on territory is at the core a lie. What he wants is the spectacle and horr. To you and I that seems absurd, but if 1.3 million casualties hasn’t made him blink it is time to accept some realities. Sure he’d be happier to see his troops winning, but even this unholy slaughter gives him what he wants. It models how far he will go and tightens his grip on power.
Ultimately the US has lost sight of the obvious…. this is simply a war that has to be won.
Let me guess, with open windows? Fuck off Putler.
Why don’t you meet in the middle, right in the battlefield.
No. No. Nyet. Not in all the timelines will that, should that ever happen. putin is an evil snake. No insult to snakes as, unlike tiny putin, snakes are useful.
Don’t these guys have Zoom or something? I understand this is *obviously* a trap and Putin cannot be trusted to have Zelensky within his reach. He has proved *long* ago that he as no honor and no shame about assassinating an opponent in a way that would be revolting. But lets imagine there is a real will for a talk between two leaders at war in this day and age, I can’t imagine why anyone would ever require a face-to-face just for the sake of taking nice photos, not since video calls became a very standard way of communication around the world.
At what point can we all get on the same page with the obvious: Putin does not want the war to end, and everything he does is just a stall tactic to keep taking territory.
Fuck Putin
Yeah because they don’t want peace.
Russia could end this tomorrow but don’t want to.
It’s 2026 not the 1700s. There is absolutely no reason for the two to meet in person. You can set up a zoom meeting between them and if they can’t come to an agreement what makes anyone think being face to face would change the outcome.
He’ll accidentally fall out a window and through a couple of bullets
Why? So they can poison him? Fcuk Russia
the hague in netherlands is perfect location for peace talks
That will be a no. And Washington (moscow v2) doesnt count either
“Here have a sip of this glowing tea I’ve set out on this 14th story balcony before we talk. You must be tired from traveling all the way here”.
If America did not have a Putin lover as President such a demand by Russia would never exist in the first place. That is what this demand really tells us: Russia thinks it can get away with anything while Trump is in office.
That how you catch polonium poisoning
Can I suggest the Hague as an alternative location Putin can then after meeting Zelensky go straight to his trial.
Translation: They’re trying to kill him.
Kremlin demands opportunity to assassinate Zelenskyy
Are the Russians really that stupid to think this would be agreed to?
Why? So Russia can make him disappear?
I don’t think Zelenskyy is that stupid.
Makes it very clear that they don’t want peace.
what a wierd way of saying we arent serious about negotiating
I have faith that zelensky has an ounce of sense, and knows if he agrees to this he will be following the path of navalny.
I mean the only remotely safe chance Zelenskyy would have of surviving a visit to Moscow is if he flew in with Trump aboard Airforce One, and the meeting/negotiations were conducted in Airforce One on the airport runway. And even then I’m not convinced piss boy wouldn’t find some way to hand Zelensky over to his master.
This has to be the stupidest most obvious bullshit thing anybody has ever asked for.
Zelenskyy should just keep offering them the same deal. “Peace talks can happen, but only it Putin comes to Ukraine, or if it is on neutral ground.” Can’t be blamed for peace at that point.
In short the Kremlin rejects peace talks.
They will literally kill him the first chance they get. Guessing they’d do something like “civilians attacked him on the way to the meeting” and then they’d have a fake trial for the agents with fake identities. And after being found guilty, the fake identity disappears and you’ll never hear about them again.
They don’t want this meeting to happen so they’ve created terms that Zelensky can’t accept.
Counter offer: talks only happen in The Hague and only Putin needs to attend
If Zelenskyy goes to Moscow he’s going to die.
We know that Putin is NOT serious about wanting peace – he only wants pieces of Ukraine – leading onto all of it !
How about holding talks in The Hague ?
This is a non-starter for Zelensky and they know it.