Trump is using an adorable lump of coal wearing Mickey Mouse gloves as the new mascot for his energy dominance agenda, which includes bringing coal back from the edge of extinction. It won’t be the trick that staves off coal’s well-deserved death.

From Bloomberg Opinion (gift link above):

To the extent American children have a relationship with coal, it’s usually a negative one. Every kid knows the worst thing you can get on Christmas morning is a lump of the bituminous stuff as harsh payback for a year spent behaving poorly.

Which makes it a little weird that Secretary of the Interior Doug Burgum is using an anthropomorphized lump of coal, dressed in yellow safety gear and Mickey Mouse gloves, as the adorable mascot of President Donald Trump’s “American Energy Dominance Agenda,” which includes bringing “clean, beautiful coal” back from the edge of extinction. Will *this* be the trick that staves off the coal industry’s well-deserved death?

Fossil fuels should go the same way as the dinosaur’s and become extinct

It is 2026, this backward thinking and idiotic obsession with 1900s industrial revolution anti-tech, allowing more forward-thinking countries to overtake America with actual clean energy, that has a future,

The Trump regime is putting America back 30 to 50 years

Look kids! Come work in a coal mine and be my friend!