They should have just called the “documentary” *I really don’t care. Do u?*
kamikazecockatoo on
When the Washington trials happen, I want to hear Bezos explain to the rest of us how this deal came about. I think we know the broad picture but I want to hear it out of his traitorous mouth.
Ridged_ChiPSS on
Even MAGA isnt buying tickets to this shit, because MAGA doesn’t care about anyone other than Donald Trump. Melania could be replaced tomorrow with another random bimbo and none of them would care.
Orwells_Roses on
I would rather listen to an hour of Vogon poetry than watch this.
Rayearl on
A bribe movie from Bezos to trump flopped? No way, that’s just the most absurd thing I’ve heard in a while. Bribe movies usually do really well at the box office. I’d point to the ones I’m talking about but I don’t have time to list them all.
RamonaQ-JunieB on
Surely this isn’t a surprise to anyone.
Brilliant-Bit4449 on
Melania is used to flaccid performance….
StoppableHulk on
Amazon spent upwards of $100 million on this idiot film between production and marketing.
In the meantime they’re laying off tens of thousands of employees.
$100 million on a useless idiot vanity project for the wife of the stupidest and most criminal president ever to disgrace the office of POTUS.
And all of this, brought to you by rural voters who believe these people are about them.
Historical_Bend_2629 on
Why would anyone want to watch this? Seriously. It is so tone-deaf. It is completely out of sync with the zeitgeist. Might be mildly interesting in fifty years?
Seriously, who would pay money and go see this movie? Really interesting demographic. Maybe it is an expensive poll. Seriously? Who? The only movie playing in town? Free jujubes?
It is grift by curiosity and a small bribe.
FantasticBicycle37 on
The subject is in the epstein files. The director is in the epstein files.
If you see an ad for this pop up, report it, and explain that this is child exploitation
alleyoopoop on
Jesus, is that a photo of Jim Carrey in *The Mask*?
DistractedPhoenix on
For a documentary to be successful, it typically needs to be about an interesting subject
bensquirrel on
Why is there a big gap in director Brett Ratner’s employment history?
belisario262 on
this will be studied in the future as part of the excesses of the Maga era, the same way nazis are studied up to this day.
zubuneri on
Melania has been in pictures with Epstein, who is a pivotal figure in the Trump files
Coollogin on
Melania’s early failure comes as a new report from Rolling Stone details serious labor issues behind the scenes and a whopping two-thirds of the film’s staff requesting not to be credited at the end of the film. Director Brett Ratner, who made headlines after six women accused him of sexual assault and harassment during the #MeToo movement in 2017, was perhaps the most loathed person on set. (Actress Natasha Henstridge alleged that Ratner forced her to perform oral sex on him when she was 19, Olivia Munn claimed that Ratner masturbated in front of her, and more recently, he was pictured shirtless in the Epstein files.)
“I feel a little bit uncomfortable with the propaganda element of this,” one crew member shared, “but Brett Ratner was the worst part of working on this project.”
“He did actually chew a piece of gum and throw it in a coffee cup on my cart,” a staff member told Rolling Stone, [but] “didn’t acknowledge my existence for even one nanosecond.”
sonny9636 on
Just like his daughter-in-laws singing career. These people are such narcissistic attention seekers. What good has she done in the world that requires a movie to tell the story?
rockum on
> Melania herself is pocketing $28 million from the licensing sale.
Smells like yet another bribe.
justbunnies on
Wasn’t this just to launder money?
BOHIFOBRE on
It wasn’t supposed to do well as a film. It was just a bribe.
Slow_Investment_2211 on
Original working title:
Melania: Be Best Hooker
Dripz167 on
Can’t stop thinking of South Park’s rendition of her fit in the thumbnail
DrAlfredNecessiter on
Money laundering.
b_tight on
Melania: The erotic tale of a gold digger whoring her way from fleabottom slovenia, to nyc, to the white house.
lifeat24fps on
Imagine getting layoff notices when your company paid $28 million to Melania Trump for a documentary.
OldGaffer66 on
On the other hand, it will survive as Exhibit #12,492 in the museum of the most corrupt and worst President in history.
Extension-Power273 on
Well it doesn’t really matter does it? Melanoma got egg on her face, but the Trumps got their bribe money and Bezos got on Trump’s speed dial. That’s all this was ever about.
Made_Human_Music on
> She and President Trump plan to attend a premiere of the documentary at the Kennedy Center on Thursday
Good on them for calling the Kennedy Center without adding the pedophile’s name
That_90s_Kid_ on
George soros paid me not to go.
MonkeySafari79 on
“Melania’s early failure comes as a new report from Rolling Stone details serious labor issues behind the scenes and a whopping two-thirds of the film’s staff requesting not to be credited at the end of the film.”
lol
High_5_2_face on
I want the hooker to high-end escort to grifting trophy wife story . . . . .
jk, i wouldn’t watch that either.
Brasilionaire on
Its true purpose was so Amazon could hand the Trump family millions “legally”, they couldn’t care less about the box office.
TheInfiniteSlash on
It’s almost as if it was just a cash gift to appease Donald Trump by Jeff Bezos.
jskilly on
In before Trump announces it’s the highest grossing film ever.
YoyodyneCog on
It’s going to be hilarious when the documentary about the making of this documentary gets more attention.
craigathan on
Michelle Obama is an infinitely more interesting person and I wouldn’t go see a documentary about her.
Totti302 on
“Paying tens of millions of dollars for the rights”.
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*Hoo geefs a fuck about Chreesmus?*
I really don’t care
Do U?
They should have just called the “documentary” *I really don’t care. Do u?*
When the Washington trials happen, I want to hear Bezos explain to the rest of us how this deal came about. I think we know the broad picture but I want to hear it out of his traitorous mouth.
Even MAGA isnt buying tickets to this shit, because MAGA doesn’t care about anyone other than Donald Trump. Melania could be replaced tomorrow with another random bimbo and none of them would care.
I would rather listen to an hour of Vogon poetry than watch this.
A bribe movie from Bezos to trump flopped? No way, that’s just the most absurd thing I’ve heard in a while. Bribe movies usually do really well at the box office. I’d point to the ones I’m talking about but I don’t have time to list them all.
Surely this isn’t a surprise to anyone.
Melania is used to flaccid performance….
Amazon spent upwards of $100 million on this idiot film between production and marketing.
In the meantime they’re laying off tens of thousands of employees.
$100 million on a useless idiot vanity project for the wife of the stupidest and most criminal president ever to disgrace the office of POTUS.
And all of this, brought to you by rural voters who believe these people are about them.
Why would anyone want to watch this? Seriously. It is so tone-deaf. It is completely out of sync with the zeitgeist. Might be mildly interesting in fifty years?
Seriously, who would pay money and go see this movie? Really interesting demographic. Maybe it is an expensive poll. Seriously? Who? The only movie playing in town? Free jujubes?
It is grift by curiosity and a small bribe.
The subject is in the epstein files. The director is in the epstein files.
If you see an ad for this pop up, report it, and explain that this is child exploitation
Jesus, is that a photo of Jim Carrey in *The Mask*?
For a documentary to be successful, it typically needs to be about an interesting subject
Why is there a big gap in director Brett Ratner’s employment history?
this will be studied in the future as part of the excesses of the Maga era, the same way nazis are studied up to this day.
Melania has been in pictures with Epstein, who is a pivotal figure in the Trump files
Melania’s early failure comes as a new report from Rolling Stone details serious labor issues behind the scenes and a whopping two-thirds of the film’s staff requesting not to be credited at the end of the film. Director Brett Ratner, who made headlines after six women accused him of sexual assault and harassment during the #MeToo movement in 2017, was perhaps the most loathed person on set. (Actress Natasha Henstridge alleged that Ratner forced her to perform oral sex on him when she was 19, Olivia Munn claimed that Ratner masturbated in front of her, and more recently, he was pictured shirtless in the Epstein files.)
“I feel a little bit uncomfortable with the propaganda element of this,” one crew member shared, “but Brett Ratner was the worst part of working on this project.”
“He did actually chew a piece of gum and throw it in a coffee cup on my cart,” a staff member told Rolling Stone, [but] “didn’t acknowledge my existence for even one nanosecond.”
Just like his daughter-in-laws singing career. These people are such narcissistic attention seekers. What good has she done in the world that requires a movie to tell the story?
> Melania herself is pocketing $28 million from the licensing sale.
Smells like yet another bribe.
Wasn’t this just to launder money?
It wasn’t supposed to do well as a film. It was just a bribe.
Original working title:
Melania: Be Best Hooker
Can’t stop thinking of South Park’s rendition of her fit in the thumbnail
Money laundering.
Melania: The erotic tale of a gold digger whoring her way from fleabottom slovenia, to nyc, to the white house.
Imagine getting layoff notices when your company paid $28 million to Melania Trump for a documentary.
On the other hand, it will survive as Exhibit #12,492 in the museum of the most corrupt and worst President in history.
Well it doesn’t really matter does it? Melanoma got egg on her face, but the Trumps got their bribe money and Bezos got on Trump’s speed dial. That’s all this was ever about.
> She and President Trump plan to attend a premiere of the documentary at the Kennedy Center on Thursday
Good on them for calling the Kennedy Center without adding the pedophile’s name
George soros paid me not to go.
“Melania’s early failure comes as a new report from Rolling Stone details serious labor issues behind the scenes and a whopping two-thirds of the film’s staff requesting not to be credited at the end of the film.”
lol
I want the hooker to high-end escort to grifting trophy wife story . . . . .
jk, i wouldn’t watch that either.
Its true purpose was so Amazon could hand the Trump family millions “legally”, they couldn’t care less about the box office.
It’s almost as if it was just a cash gift to appease Donald Trump by Jeff Bezos.
In before Trump announces it’s the highest grossing film ever.
It’s going to be hilarious when the documentary about the making of this documentary gets more attention.
Michelle Obama is an infinitely more interesting person and I wouldn’t go see a documentary about her.
“Paying tens of millions of dollars for the rights”.
This is called a bribe