I’m told the CIA is going to buy the rights to it to kick start the reconstituted enhanced interrogation program. Detainees will be forced to watch it until they confess.
HardTen on
I really don’t care, do you?
Electrical-Orange-38 on
An absolutely soulless ghoul, in a marriage of convenience to an even more soulless ghoul.
That’s a face that has had so much cosmetic surgery they can’t have real expressions anymore
No_Philosopher_1870 on
Even if “Melania” is a worse flop than “Cutthroat Island” (estimated inflation-adjusted loss of $217 million), Melania got paid. She might lose her back-end points, but she got paid for her appearance or the rights.
2much2Jung on
As viscerally disgusting as the subject matter is, at least Leni Riefenstahl’s films were well made.
This lot really are the Temu version of Nazis.
AINonsense on
> Melania Trump is a scowling void of pure nothingness
So the movie could well be an accurate portrait of her.
I would love to never see either her or her $75m bribe wank.
dobdobdob on
Beautiful headline.
MomMonster56 on
She’s ugly. Inside and out😠
CommitteeMobile9626 on
of course she is a void, most of her life needs to be compartmentalized and hidden from herself the things this woman has seen and done, i bet there was a much more interesting story to be told
The Trumps are narcissistic creepy people. Both were participants in the abuse and possibly killing of children. Neither called authorities to report the abuse!
AdPure5645 on
So it captures her well?
spacegiantsrock on
Rotten Tomatoes is getting flooded with bullshit reviews. Popcornmeter at 99%
LetsGoBubba6141 on
The movie is not the point, it was a 40 million dollar bribe for her story to get access to her husband.
rooftopgoblin on
the movie solely existed to funnel money to the trump camp as a novel way to bribe him
HAUNTERVIRUS on
I don’t think I’d watch this even as a Rifftrax.
Bubbly-Two-3449 on
I really don’t care that her movie is bombing. Do u?
mbush525 on
I love the use of the word ghastly 🖤
TabsAZ on
This is going to break the record for most Razzies isn’t it
OldTempleHermit on
Melania: “*Deezdoy dem Don’ell, deezdoy dem awll!!*”
Trump: “*Yeah gimmie a minute boo-boo, dealing with some other stuff.*”
america-inc on
“Scowling void of pure nothingness” is beautiful!
No-Reference-5137 on
A moment of silence for those poor bastards who bravely sacrificed themselves and saw the movie so that we wouldn’t have to. Not that we were going to anyway, but still.
kinkgirlwriter on
LOL
Chef’s kiss to the headline.
notie547 on
So this was a $28M bribe from Amazon to Trump? Pretty cheap. Bezos is no dummy, gotta pay to play with Trump. He’s always for sale.
Spacebotzero on
An escort, lady of the night.
Ohuigin on
*”They were careless people, Tom and Daisy- they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.”*
Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby.
Abernathy1234 on
8% from the critics, 99% from the “audience”. It’d be funny if it wasn’t so pathetic.
Maoleficent on
Nick Hilton’s review is hilarious. Nothing is funny about the sheer grift and the wealthy handing their money back and forth to one another is disgusting. She is an empty parasite. What is it with her and the First Felon thinking a menacing scowl is their best feature?
RonaldMcDaugherty on
Melania – A Very Strangelove
-or how I learned to stop caring and love the pedophile-
Imaginary-Day5429 on
First prostitute to become first lady
TallGooseclap849 on
Garbage film
Root-magic on
She’s the most unpopular First Lady in recent history
HeadPaleontologist40 on
Who the fuck wants to watch a story of a. prostitute marry a fake billionaire who inherited all his wealth?
Marmy48 on
I don’t care, do you. Be best..
Wolfman01a on
She’s a prostiture who married a terrible man for money many years ago. If she ever had a soul, it died long ago.
UltravioletAfterglow on
The more I look at the photo in the thumbnail (second pic down in the story), the more creeped out I get. Her eyes and mouth look so bizarre.
RiverPom on
This review was kind.
cantrellasis on
Eva Braun gets her check no matter the absolute failure of the film. She is a souless grifter just like her conman husband.
Only for me, not for thee.
At least she will know how people actually feel about her. No matter how many people they pay to attend, this film is gonna flop.flop.flop.
belisario262 on
i found this fantastically delusional 5-star review in Rotten Tomatoes… sold out theater!!! lol :
A fantastic flick, our theater was sold out and erupted in applause and cheers at the end of the show. Melania is a wonderful human, a class act and America is blessed she is once again our First Lady. This behind the scenes sneak peek was so well done and such a wonderful watch. A must see.
Popular-Departure165 on
Be Best
cocuke on
I wondered if she would be presented accurately.
BiggleDiggle85 on
Banger of a review headline, thanks for that.
1Happymom on
I don’t knock sex workers get your green ..but she knowingly made a baby with a child molester thats foul.
7ECA on
You mean she’s Trump’s better half?
devereaux on
It currently has a 99% rating in audience score on Rotten Tomatoes but an 8% among critics. Very clear that it’s being review bombed by bots and zombies to boost its audience score
sstrdisco on
Melania Trump is a scowling void of pure nothingness in her every day life, every single day.
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I’m told the CIA is going to buy the rights to it to kick start the reconstituted enhanced interrogation program. Detainees will be forced to watch it until they confess.
I really don’t care, do you?
An absolutely soulless ghoul, in a marriage of convenience to an even more soulless ghoul.
The Rotten Tomatoes reviews are coming in…
[https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/melania](https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/melania)
That’s a face that has had so much cosmetic surgery they can’t have real expressions anymore
Even if “Melania” is a worse flop than “Cutthroat Island” (estimated inflation-adjusted loss of $217 million), Melania got paid. She might lose her back-end points, but she got paid for her appearance or the rights.
As viscerally disgusting as the subject matter is, at least Leni Riefenstahl’s films were well made.
This lot really are the Temu version of Nazis.
> Melania Trump is a scowling void of pure nothingness
So the movie could well be an accurate portrait of her.
I would love to never see either her or her $75m bribe wank.
Beautiful headline.
She’s ugly. Inside and out😠
of course she is a void, most of her life needs to be compartmentalized and hidden from herself the things this woman has seen and done, i bet there was a much more interesting story to be told
Two words: Randall Boggs.
[https://disney.fandom.com/wiki/Randall_Boggs](https://disney.fandom.com/wiki/Randall_Boggs)
Why is she always sneering?
The Trumps are narcissistic creepy people. Both were participants in the abuse and possibly killing of children. Neither called authorities to report the abuse!
So it captures her well?
Rotten Tomatoes is getting flooded with bullshit reviews. Popcornmeter at 99%
The movie is not the point, it was a 40 million dollar bribe for her story to get access to her husband.
the movie solely existed to funnel money to the trump camp as a novel way to bribe him
I don’t think I’d watch this even as a Rifftrax.
I really don’t care that her movie is bombing. Do u?
I love the use of the word ghastly 🖤
This is going to break the record for most Razzies isn’t it
Melania: “*Deezdoy dem Don’ell, deezdoy dem awll!!*”
Trump: “*Yeah gimmie a minute boo-boo, dealing with some other stuff.*”
“Scowling void of pure nothingness” is beautiful!
A moment of silence for those poor bastards who bravely sacrificed themselves and saw the movie so that we wouldn’t have to. Not that we were going to anyway, but still.
LOL
Chef’s kiss to the headline.
So this was a $28M bribe from Amazon to Trump? Pretty cheap. Bezos is no dummy, gotta pay to play with Trump. He’s always for sale.
An escort, lady of the night.
*”They were careless people, Tom and Daisy- they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.”*
Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby.
8% from the critics, 99% from the “audience”. It’d be funny if it wasn’t so pathetic.
Nick Hilton’s review is hilarious. Nothing is funny about the sheer grift and the wealthy handing their money back and forth to one another is disgusting. She is an empty parasite. What is it with her and the First Felon thinking a menacing scowl is their best feature?
Melania – A Very Strangelove
-or how I learned to stop caring and love the pedophile-
First prostitute to become first lady
Garbage film
She’s the most unpopular First Lady in recent history
Who the fuck wants to watch a story of a. prostitute marry a fake billionaire who inherited all his wealth?
I don’t care, do you. Be best..
She’s a prostiture who married a terrible man for money many years ago. If she ever had a soul, it died long ago.
The more I look at the photo in the thumbnail (second pic down in the story), the more creeped out I get. Her eyes and mouth look so bizarre.
This review was kind.
Eva Braun gets her check no matter the absolute failure of the film. She is a souless grifter just like her conman husband.
Only for me, not for thee.
At least she will know how people actually feel about her. No matter how many people they pay to attend, this film is gonna flop.flop.flop.
i found this fantastically delusional 5-star review in Rotten Tomatoes… sold out theater!!! lol :
[Jenn](https://www.rottentomatoes.com/profiles/user/BM5u80FNJt1Bcp9hoqundHMkSggcwRHRgsQBIj4t22caLtWet6mFe4Hddc4eF03FkDtVjFJJcN7fRvsqefXAFJwUBLFJwU82fOjhxOfjxHB1) 1h Verified
A fantastic flick, our theater was sold out and erupted in applause and cheers at the end of the show. Melania is a wonderful human, a class act and America is blessed she is once again our First Lady. This behind the scenes sneak peek was so well done and such a wonderful watch. A must see.
Be Best
I wondered if she would be presented accurately.
Banger of a review headline, thanks for that.
I don’t knock sex workers get your green ..but she knowingly made a baby with a child molester thats foul.
You mean she’s Trump’s better half?
It currently has a 99% rating in audience score on Rotten Tomatoes but an 8% among critics. Very clear that it’s being review bombed by bots and zombies to boost its audience score
Melania Trump is a scowling void of pure nothingness in her every day life, every single day.