Brewery offering ‘free beer, all day long’ the day Donald Trump dies

Source: Uberubu65

38 Comments

  1. MysteriousTruck6740 on

    I’ve got a bottle of 18 year old whiskey for that day. I’ll save the beer for later celebrations..

  2. ResidentKelpien on

    Many of us will be offering beer all day long in our homes on the day that Trump dies.

  3. LifeStraggler4 on

    He can take comfort in the possibility that the celebrations for his passing will draw bigger crowd sizes than Obama’s inauguration. 

  4. Mylaptopisburningme on

    I should probably buy stock in aspirin the day he dies. We are all going to have hangovers the next day.

  5. Anyone upset about this obviously hasn’t lived through Trump’s policies and all the misery that came with them. The fact that a business can’t even jokingly look forward to his death without anger shows how much damage his presidency and supporters did to everyday people’s lives.

  6. NeoMegaRyuMKII on

    I don’t drink. And I don’t live anywhere near this brewery. But the day he draws his last breath, I might make an exception. And even if not, well there are plenty of good restaurants in my area. Hell, it would be fun to visit a bunch of locally-owned places that are owned by people of identities that he and this admin has been so horrible to. Living in the Bay Area, this might mean several burritos, so that’s good.

  7. Trump’s grave will need to be guarded for at *least* a couple of generations to prevent people pissing on it.*​*

  8. You know, with all that beer everybody’s going to drink, they’re going to need a place to piss…..

    Anyone got any ideas of where a whole bunch of drunk people can piss in honor of Trump? Asking for a friend….

  9. With or without beer we are going to celebrate the day we are liberated from the orange pedophile demented president

  10. I have a whole bottle of a fancy, imported Rum. Gonna drink till I pass out when the day eventually comes.

    Haven’t drank in years.

  11. Negative_Gravitas on

    [ in response to Fox news coverage and referencing the voodoo dolls the brewery has been producing:]

    >Surely the easily-manipulated deplorables in your audience believe that Voodoo actually works, and will demand that eagle-eyed Kash Patel put us on his FBI watchlist, because it’s clear that Catholic/West African-inspired spiritual prayers are a threat to the regime.

    Freaking fantastic.

  12. Unfortunately, I don’t live in Wisconsin, so I won’t be able to take advantage of that offer. I do, however, have a bottle of champagne waiting in reserve for when that glorious day occurs.

  13. presidentiallogin on

    If you love Trump, you should buy out all this brewery’s beer so they can never give it away for free.

  14. Dude they were mad about the shit we said about Charlie. Or the stuff Charlie said that we told them about. Just wait until Trump dies.

  15. That day will most assuredly be the most unproductive day in American history with the amount of celebrations that will spontaneously occur throughout the streets. Can’t wait!

  16. Firm_Argument9124 on

    >Thanks Fox, you’ve done wonders for our sales in the last few days. Keep covering this story and we’ll be able to pour that much more free beer when his blood clot finally moves.”

  17. The owner is running a brewery in an extremely red part of Wisconsin. Good on him for speaking his mind.

    But it’s generally agreed by people on both sides of the political spectrum that the owner is a giant pain in the ass.

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