Sweet, guess it all over. Time to pack it all up and go home everyone. Only 7 *~~suckers~~* troops lost, Great Operation!
JokerJangles123 on
This is like if the Chicago Bears claimed a Super Bowl ring after returning the opening kickoff for a touchdown
flavorfox on
Well we killed a lot of kids, and got a more lively and enraged Khamanei
MasterShadowLord on
Let’s see if he actually means it or if he’s only saying it in reaction to the markets panicking.
B16B0SS on
The people of Iran will sure be thankful … wtf? lol
captain_slackbeard on
Isn’t Iran still launching missiles? In what way are they defeated?
Bishopjones2112 on
Ahh this sounds like backing away from bad public opinion not mission success.
No_Iron_8087 on
Lmao he’s gonna go on tv and say “I ALWAYS LIKED MOJTABA! BIG MO, THAT’S WHAT I CALL HIM, BIG, BIG MO! HE IS MY CHOICE TO LEAD THE GREAT PEOPLE OF IRAN – THE GREATEST, SOME WOULD SAY – INTO THE FUTURE. I LOVE BIG MO”
PretendFly8491 on
“This war shit is really fucking with my golfing.”
jkuutonen on
I’ll just leave this taco here.
throwawaybsme on
What the fuck does “the war is very complete, pretty much” mean? Who let Dementia Don speak without a teleprompter?
PugsAndHugs95 on
Trumps like “gotta do a couple more pumps and dumps for me and my rich buddies before everything goes down the shitter and oil prices and up going up”
misterblackvenom on
First it wasn’t a war.
Then it was a war.
Then it was not ruling out troops.
Then it might be a few weeks or months.
Then something big is coming.
Now it’s very complete.
Fucking hell…
AwarenessReady3531 on
If the Iranian regime survives, which as our intelligence community confirms is very likely at this point – given how Iranian institutions responded, with no defections or changes in policy/disruptions in its implementation, in the days following the opening assassinations – they will actually seek a nuclear weapon. Just an unbelievable disaster. Mission accomplished!
hawkfan78 on
But I didn’t think it was a war?
-Mega on
This is the trump that I missed, the one that writes his own satire.
persepolisrising79 on
what does that even mean
CarryBigStickorElse on
Get this fucker away from the nuclear codes.
iforgotthepassword1 on
So 7 American service members died. The Middle East is literally on fire. Just so the supreme leader could be killed and his hard line son be put in power. Does t sound like a good use of tax payer money…
Trump and Bibi playing the 5D chess
sproge on
So much for helping the Kurds to take some land, hahaha. You can’t make this shit up, they’re getting fucked *again*. It’d be hilarious if it wasn’t so tragic,
>The US and abandoning local allies, name a more iconic duo, I’ll
wait
I will be so relieved if this is true and the US stops attacking Iran. But if it’s true, it begs the question of WHY it even had to start. What a waste of lives and resources
Wizinit29 on
Oil price down and stock market up on the basis of this phone call with Trump, as if the war ends on his say-so. Good luck with that. Let’s see what Iran’s response is overnight.
GloomWorldOrder on
He’s worried about stocks while extremists are plotting revenge. Even though Iran has little to no worth in their currency, the most dangerous people are those with nothing to lose. He may have pleased some, but not those who are extremists and/or who are now without their children/families.
This is not going to age well.
Prior_Implement_9279 on
Short 2 day market manipulation and all it took this time was starting a war
rgwatt on
Trump received the orders from Putin
irespondwithmyface on
Accomplished killing an 86 year old man at the cost of a guaranteed future terrorism.
Locoman7 on
You killed 45 school aged girls punk bitch you deserve to rot in a cell.
Legitimate-Relief915 on
Stock market manipulation and misinformation and his base eats it up. It’s kind of amazing that in 2026 with so much information at our disposal that people are easily manipulated.
SeeMarkFly on
THIS guy just started a DECADES LONG religious war that cannot possibly be won.
He is completely delusional.
Otherwise-Green3067 on
I have scrolled WAYYY to far down here to see a single person acknowledge that he is doing this potential about face on the war the literal second after he has a “great phone call” with Putin.
Someone has him by the balls, gee I wonder who it could be
TheTige on
You can’t just yell “game over” after killing a head of state unprovoked. The level of delusion gets worse every day.
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Hang the “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED” banner.
And trees are blue and the sky is green.
He couldn’t even make it till Tuesday
This is his ‘Mission Accomplished’
“I think the war is very complete, pretty much.”
😑
Sweet, guess it all over. Time to pack it all up and go home everyone. Only 7 *~~suckers~~* troops lost, Great Operation!
This is like if the Chicago Bears claimed a Super Bowl ring after returning the opening kickoff for a touchdown
Well we killed a lot of kids, and got a more lively and enraged Khamanei
Let’s see if he actually means it or if he’s only saying it in reaction to the markets panicking.
The people of Iran will sure be thankful … wtf? lol
Isn’t Iran still launching missiles? In what way are they defeated?
Ahh this sounds like backing away from bad public opinion not mission success.
Lmao he’s gonna go on tv and say “I ALWAYS LIKED MOJTABA! BIG MO, THAT’S WHAT I CALL HIM, BIG, BIG MO! HE IS MY CHOICE TO LEAD THE GREAT PEOPLE OF IRAN – THE GREATEST, SOME WOULD SAY – INTO THE FUTURE. I LOVE BIG MO”
“This war shit is really fucking with my golfing.”
I’ll just leave this taco here.
What the fuck does “the war is very complete, pretty much” mean? Who let Dementia Don speak without a teleprompter?
Trumps like “gotta do a couple more pumps and dumps for me and my rich buddies before everything goes down the shitter and oil prices and up going up”
First it wasn’t a war.
Then it was a war.
Then it was not ruling out troops.
Then it might be a few weeks or months.
Then something big is coming.
Now it’s very complete.
Fucking hell…
If the Iranian regime survives, which as our intelligence community confirms is very likely at this point – given how Iranian institutions responded, with no defections or changes in policy/disruptions in its implementation, in the days following the opening assassinations – they will actually seek a nuclear weapon. Just an unbelievable disaster. Mission accomplished!
But I didn’t think it was a war?
This is the trump that I missed, the one that writes his own satire.
what does that even mean
Get this fucker away from the nuclear codes.
So 7 American service members died. The Middle East is literally on fire. Just so the supreme leader could be killed and his hard line son be put in power. Does t sound like a good use of tax payer money…
Trump and Bibi playing the 5D chess
So much for helping the Kurds to take some land, hahaha. You can’t make this shit up, they’re getting fucked *again*. It’d be hilarious if it wasn’t so tragic,
>The US and abandoning local allies, name a more iconic duo, I’ll
wait
[This scene from The Expanse](https://youtu.be/9xBe7_RVAWA?si=Y2_Dd1A29J_iajIv&t=45) explains Trump so well, though you might need to add “The last person **with kompromat** that spoke to him”
I will be so relieved if this is true and the US stops attacking Iran. But if it’s true, it begs the question of WHY it even had to start. What a waste of lives and resources
Oil price down and stock market up on the basis of this phone call with Trump, as if the war ends on his say-so. Good luck with that. Let’s see what Iran’s response is overnight.
He’s worried about stocks while extremists are plotting revenge. Even though Iran has little to no worth in their currency, the most dangerous people are those with nothing to lose. He may have pleased some, but not those who are extremists and/or who are now without their children/families.
This is not going to age well.
Short 2 day market manipulation and all it took this time was starting a war
Trump received the orders from Putin
Accomplished killing an 86 year old man at the cost of a guaranteed future terrorism.
You killed 45 school aged girls punk bitch you deserve to rot in a cell.
Stock market manipulation and misinformation and his base eats it up. It’s kind of amazing that in 2026 with so much information at our disposal that people are easily manipulated.
THIS guy just started a DECADES LONG religious war that cannot possibly be won.
He is completely delusional.
I have scrolled WAYYY to far down here to see a single person acknowledge that he is doing this potential about face on the war the literal second after he has a “great phone call” with Putin.
Someone has him by the balls, gee I wonder who it could be
You can’t just yell “game over” after killing a head of state unprovoked. The level of delusion gets worse every day.