The “knives are out” for fired Kristi Noem and her rumored lover, with a DHS insider warning that they face investigations—and possibly worse—over their controversial tenure at the agency.
The source was blunt about the pair’s prospects, on “the contracts especially,” telling the Daily Beast on Monday: “Expect scrutiny on the warehouse contracts, the ads, the plane purchasing, the cars, everything.”
The insider added: “If the rumors circling Washington are true, Democrats will want hearings and maybe even prosecutions. And there’s going to be no Republican with a brain who comes to their defense.”
Their overall assessment was blunt: “They’re fucked.”
The sex plane and her lost blankie was their undoing.
SuperstitiousPigeon5 on
I wonder if he could skate if he said he went along because she was his boss and feared losing his job.
Don’t read that as him not being a piece of shit, read it as him being more of a piece of shit.
Tony2030 on
Love will find a way! Jurassic Park your way out of this shit! Your spouses and we support you!
creddittor216 on
I assure you that they’ll be fine. Justice is a joke in the United States
Imaginary-Ad-7919 on
So they are Fucked.
Maaria_Nevermind on
fraud waste and abuse! except when we do it then it’s fine!
IJustLookLikeThis13 on
Ruh-Roh.
EatRichGrains on
Nazi Noem* ftfy
Stop insulting Barbie. That POS is no role model of children.
travio on
The one good thing about Trump is his incompetence. If he was smarter, or cared more about actual governing, he could do a hell of a lot more damage.
Here, he hires sycophants whose only qualifications are how much smoke they blow up his ass and their “Central Casting” look for men, Mar-a-Lago face for women.
Those sycophants, like Trump, are in it for themselves so we get Noem blowing millions on private jets and travel, Hegseth blowing a billion on a bunch of bullshit like lobster tail and fancy steaks, and more.
It isn’t just the big wigs, though. Everyone is out for themselves in the Trump admin. The moment someone higher in the food chain looks vulnerable, the backbiters come out in droves to leak info like this, joined by whatever career employees have stuck around long enough who have their own, more substantial, list of grievances.
RoseCityHooligan on
I think the title is meant to be: “They’re F***ing”
Fickle_Ad_8227 on
We all know nothing major will happen. It’s just all talk and threats
FlexFanatic on
I don’t know what type of relationship Noem has with her husband but every time I see news of this affair I can’t help but to think he a cuck.
dudinax on
Have the murderers of Renee Goode and Alex Paretti and other been charged yet?
geekamongus on
So many paywalls links here these days. Yes, I know how to get around them, but damn, it makes the user experience of this subreddit so incredibly laborious.
PL02550 on
Don’t care unless I see prosecutors and a docket.
Defiant_Chipmunk2570 on
It’s okay to steal. Just don’t get caught.
Scullyitzme on
Uh huh….
sonnackrm on
So Noem wasted $140 million of taxpayer money but didn’t Pete Hegseth just burn nearly $100billion on like furniture??
tracyinge on
Today I learned that I the taxpayer own 2500 ugly-ass Ice vehicles that sit dormant in parking lots.
Maoleficent on
We will never see the money they stole reimbursed, They have both gone on to the created Shield of America to funnel more money to the First Felon while helping themselves.
vandal-x on
Word on the street is Markwayne and Corey are fucking now.
Eusocial_sloth3 on
No they’re fucking. Present tense.
Bloodbndrr on
I’ll believe it when I see consequences. She got another position.
Zargoza1 on
Hmm.
Wonder if they’d have any stories to tell.
I mean, if you’re gonna get burned, then go scorched earth back.
teddytwelvetoes on
hilarious headline. they’ll be allowed to ride off into the sunset with a comical amount of stolen wealth without a care in the world, just like all of the other lunatics from the last decade or so
DramaticWesley on
I think the word you are looking for is “scapegoat”. The entire administration is incompetent and corrupt. They will attack this one person (couple?) to pretend like they have morals.
Technical_Act3541 on
How long until he has a new woman if he doesn’t already? I mean the odds are pretty good he’ll find something new especially now that she’s damaged goods.
mattjb on
Yeah, this isn’t going to happen. Kristi and Corey both know where the bodies are. They can air dirty laundry to make it even worse for the GOP and Trump. It’s why she was given a useless title and post, to keep her from going off. If Congress goes after them, Trump and the regime will pull levers to make it stop or simply just pre-emptively pardon them both. After all, they were both doing what Shadow President Stephen Miller ordered them to do.
Double firstname Markwayne Mullin will be in the same role, a lackey puppet who’ll do whatever Miller orders him to do.
esp735 on
Who would have sex with her? She looks like Mrs. Potato Head on a bad day!
vroart on
Corey lewendowski assaulted reporters during the 2016 elections…. Hes trump special goon. He’s untouchable
IguaneRouge on
They’re Republicans. They are utterly immune to responsibility and accountability.
BerryLanky on
Conservatives are quick to forgive men who have affairs. And quick to condemn women. The entire MAGA base will turn on her
hoseramma on
Womp womp, motherfucker.
ImOldGregg_77 on
Isnt this exaclty what DOGE was doing?
ZonerLoner on
nICE!
cliffm on
Not a fucking chance. There’s no accountability for anyone in his organization.
Disgruntl3dP3lican on
It is all their fault. It is final, all the wrong doing is their only fault. In no way did Trump ask or impose anything on them. Firing them cuts a definitive link between them and any other member of the Trump team, they leave with the entire blame. Thank you for your attention.
TheSpatulaOfLove on
Wake me when they’re doing perp walks.
Historical_Bend_2629 on
TBD is gross. Need to take the time to figure out how to block their poison.
restore_democracy on
Isn’t that what they wanted?
LimpyDan on
She’s just gonna get pardoned.
fightingthefuckits on
I honestly don’t bother with the Daily Beast. It’s just bait. Every day, several times a day they have some sensationalist headline. I’m done with it.
cloudy_ft on
But student loans are out of the question as it’s a waste of tax payers money… lol
ChoicePermission8523 on
Love this for her
ClaytonRumley on
“Just an old fascist love song, playing on the radio…”
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The “knives are out” for fired Kristi Noem and her rumored lover, with a DHS insider warning that they face investigations—and possibly worse—over their controversial tenure at the agency.
The source was blunt about the pair’s prospects, on “the contracts especially,” telling the Daily Beast on Monday: “Expect scrutiny on the warehouse contracts, the ads, the plane purchasing, the cars, everything.”
The insider added: “If the rumors circling Washington are true, Democrats will want hearings and maybe even prosecutions. And there’s going to be no Republican with a brain who comes to their defense.”
Their overall assessment was blunt: “They’re fucked.”
Read the full story, [here](https://www.thedailybeast.com/knives-are-out-for-ice-barbie-kristi-noem-and-her-lover-corey-lewandowski-theyre-fed/).
The sex plane and her lost blankie was their undoing.
I wonder if he could skate if he said he went along because she was his boss and feared losing his job.
Don’t read that as him not being a piece of shit, read it as him being more of a piece of shit.
Love will find a way! Jurassic Park your way out of this shit! Your spouses and we support you!
I assure you that they’ll be fine. Justice is a joke in the United States
So they are Fucked.
fraud waste and abuse! except when we do it then it’s fine!
Ruh-Roh.
Nazi Noem* ftfy
Stop insulting Barbie. That POS is no role model of children.
The one good thing about Trump is his incompetence. If he was smarter, or cared more about actual governing, he could do a hell of a lot more damage.
Here, he hires sycophants whose only qualifications are how much smoke they blow up his ass and their “Central Casting” look for men, Mar-a-Lago face for women.
Those sycophants, like Trump, are in it for themselves so we get Noem blowing millions on private jets and travel, Hegseth blowing a billion on a bunch of bullshit like lobster tail and fancy steaks, and more.
It isn’t just the big wigs, though. Everyone is out for themselves in the Trump admin. The moment someone higher in the food chain looks vulnerable, the backbiters come out in droves to leak info like this, joined by whatever career employees have stuck around long enough who have their own, more substantial, list of grievances.
I think the title is meant to be: “They’re F***ing”
We all know nothing major will happen. It’s just all talk and threats
I don’t know what type of relationship Noem has with her husband but every time I see news of this affair I can’t help but to think he a cuck.
Have the murderers of Renee Goode and Alex Paretti and other been charged yet?
So many paywalls links here these days. Yes, I know how to get around them, but damn, it makes the user experience of this subreddit so incredibly laborious.
Don’t care unless I see prosecutors and a docket.
It’s okay to steal. Just don’t get caught.
Uh huh….
So Noem wasted $140 million of taxpayer money but didn’t Pete Hegseth just burn nearly $100billion on like furniture??
Today I learned that I the taxpayer own 2500 ugly-ass Ice vehicles that sit dormant in parking lots.
We will never see the money they stole reimbursed, They have both gone on to the created Shield of America to funnel more money to the First Felon while helping themselves.
Word on the street is Markwayne and Corey are fucking now.
No they’re fucking. Present tense.
I’ll believe it when I see consequences. She got another position.
Hmm.
Wonder if they’d have any stories to tell.
I mean, if you’re gonna get burned, then go scorched earth back.
hilarious headline. they’ll be allowed to ride off into the sunset with a comical amount of stolen wealth without a care in the world, just like all of the other lunatics from the last decade or so
I think the word you are looking for is “scapegoat”. The entire administration is incompetent and corrupt. They will attack this one person (couple?) to pretend like they have morals.
How long until he has a new woman if he doesn’t already? I mean the odds are pretty good he’ll find something new especially now that she’s damaged goods.
Yeah, this isn’t going to happen. Kristi and Corey both know where the bodies are. They can air dirty laundry to make it even worse for the GOP and Trump. It’s why she was given a useless title and post, to keep her from going off. If Congress goes after them, Trump and the regime will pull levers to make it stop or simply just pre-emptively pardon them both. After all, they were both doing what Shadow President Stephen Miller ordered them to do.
Double firstname Markwayne Mullin will be in the same role, a lackey puppet who’ll do whatever Miller orders him to do.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like Mrs. Potato Head on a bad day!
Corey lewendowski assaulted reporters during the 2016 elections…. Hes trump special goon. He’s untouchable
They’re Republicans. They are utterly immune to responsibility and accountability.
Conservatives are quick to forgive men who have affairs. And quick to condemn women. The entire MAGA base will turn on her
Womp womp, motherfucker.
Isnt this exaclty what DOGE was doing?
nICE!
Not a fucking chance. There’s no accountability for anyone in his organization.
It is all their fault. It is final, all the wrong doing is their only fault. In no way did Trump ask or impose anything on them. Firing them cuts a definitive link between them and any other member of the Trump team, they leave with the entire blame. Thank you for your attention.
Wake me when they’re doing perp walks.
TBD is gross. Need to take the time to figure out how to block their poison.
Isn’t that what they wanted?
She’s just gonna get pardoned.
I honestly don’t bother with the Daily Beast. It’s just bait. Every day, several times a day they have some sensationalist headline. I’m done with it.
But student loans are out of the question as it’s a waste of tax payers money… lol
Love this for her
“Just an old fascist love song, playing on the radio…”