How does James Paterson get to pontificate about the inadequacy of the Australian navy when the current fleet is the one his party left when they lost office
Constant_Section1491 on
3AM tweet incoming.
Althusser_Was_Right on
Albo going to roll-over as soon as Trump personally calls him.
bijelo123 on
Looks like Trump’s get the “allies” involved plan isn’t working
GuiltyAnalysis3316 on
Nobody is crazy enough to send ships and sailors into certain death over a war they didn’t start.
You have to be insane to do such a thing or blackmailed which is wrong on so many levels
xX609s-hartXx on
“Hey, can you travel across half the fucking planet to help us out of the problems we caused and which don’t really affect you?”
AdSevere1274 on
Amazing.. allies are wising up and not getting suckered in. Not seen this before!
Diligent_Peach7574 on
But will they come help us protect Greenland?
Kranken_DeHogge on
“Nobody asked us, but if they had asked us, then our answer would be no”
literally lmfao
FeverTreeCloud on
I love the Aussies
nn666 on
It’s about time we grew a spine.
No-Anything-7291 on
Just send the emus. They did well before in the Emu War.
Five-Oh-Vicryl on
What’s the upside for these countries? Negligible. The downside is way worse
PM-ME-Ur-titties3333 on
Grateful for the some of the world not wanting to join in a literal world war.
MixtureSpecial8951 on
Trump: we will do this alone. We don’t need anyone.
The world: damn it. We all know how this goes, let’s send some forces since this affects us a lot.
T: we don’t need you. Just trying to come late to the party after we’ve already won.
W: Hmm. Ok. Risky move.
T: hey, everyone send your forces to help out!
W: Naw, we good. You got this.
Who could have possibly seen this coming? Everyone. Everyone fucking saw it coming.
Kuiriel on
Before everyone gets too excited, this sounds less like we’re not helping because of our moral high ground and more like it’s because we’re not equipped to 😅
Darryl_444 on
Governor Trump can go fuck himself.
Pitiful-MobileGamer on
Why doesn’t the Board of Peace resolve this, isn’t that what the billions are for.
nelly2929 on
Canada will send all its nuclear powered Carriers to help out…. We should have one ready to go in about 20 years so hang tight USA lol
Additional_Leek2887 on
The last thing Australia want is to lose 1 of their precious warships along with their sailors. Keep in mind, US Navy fleet haven’t enter strait of Hormuz yet despite being in war with Iran but request other party to enter it.
SaveTheAles on
Maybe he should ask Israel
MikeSteamer on
What about Israel? They have a modern navy, best American money and German discounts can buy
Broad-Carrot-9424 on
1/ If countries do what Trump wants, it would only escalate the war.
2/ Countries would be putting their military assets into danger in a war they were not part of as well as further increase to debt/inflation as war is not cheap.
3/ Weaken USA so there is room for countries to establish their military and economic to catchup with USA as to re-balance the equation in the future.
hawkseye17 on
America has the largest navy in the world, why do they need anyone’s help to secure a small stretch of water?
BigTopa5376 on
I break it you buy it
Katashi90 on
This does not bode well at all. The 5000 US sailors he dispatched is heading into a fight with no allies to back them up. They heading towards death if he doesn’t call them back.
denn1959-Public_396 on
Can’t blame them.
Bubbly_Razzmatazz107 on
“Get Fucked ”
– Australia
BuzzMachine_YVR on
Tell my country we’re going to by your “51st state”, then piss all over your allies by waging economic war on them. Absolute disrespect for global peace and order, and for humanity.
Yeah… fuck right off.
Hopefully all the Idiocracy supporters who voted for you get drafted to go remove mines.
Rizen_Wolf on
I would rather see a covid-esq working from home lockdown, petrol rationing and the price doubling than see aussie ships sent to aid in this… experiment.
ftjlster on
Reckon its getting to the point of a NWGFFO moment for Australia.
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How does James Paterson get to pontificate about the inadequacy of the Australian navy when the current fleet is the one his party left when they lost office
3AM tweet incoming.
Albo going to roll-over as soon as Trump personally calls him.
Looks like Trump’s get the “allies” involved plan isn’t working
Nobody is crazy enough to send ships and sailors into certain death over a war they didn’t start.
You have to be insane to do such a thing or blackmailed which is wrong on so many levels
“Hey, can you travel across half the fucking planet to help us out of the problems we caused and which don’t really affect you?”
Amazing.. allies are wising up and not getting suckered in. Not seen this before!
But will they come help us protect Greenland?
“Nobody asked us, but if they had asked us, then our answer would be no”
literally lmfao
I love the Aussies
It’s about time we grew a spine.
Just send the emus. They did well before in the Emu War.
What’s the upside for these countries? Negligible. The downside is way worse
Grateful for the some of the world not wanting to join in a literal world war.
Trump: we will do this alone. We don’t need anyone.
The world: damn it. We all know how this goes, let’s send some forces since this affects us a lot.
T: we don’t need you. Just trying to come late to the party after we’ve already won.
W: Hmm. Ok. Risky move.
T: hey, everyone send your forces to help out!
W: Naw, we good. You got this.
Who could have possibly seen this coming? Everyone. Everyone fucking saw it coming.
Before everyone gets too excited, this sounds less like we’re not helping because of our moral high ground and more like it’s because we’re not equipped to 😅
Governor Trump can go fuck himself.
Why doesn’t the Board of Peace resolve this, isn’t that what the billions are for.
Canada will send all its nuclear powered Carriers to help out…. We should have one ready to go in about 20 years so hang tight USA lol
The last thing Australia want is to lose 1 of their precious warships along with their sailors. Keep in mind, US Navy fleet haven’t enter strait of Hormuz yet despite being in war with Iran but request other party to enter it.
Maybe he should ask Israel
What about Israel? They have a modern navy, best American money and German discounts can buy
1/ If countries do what Trump wants, it would only escalate the war.
2/ Countries would be putting their military assets into danger in a war they were not part of as well as further increase to debt/inflation as war is not cheap.
3/ Weaken USA so there is room for countries to establish their military and economic to catchup with USA as to re-balance the equation in the future.
America has the largest navy in the world, why do they need anyone’s help to secure a small stretch of water?
I break it you buy it
This does not bode well at all. The 5000 US sailors he dispatched is heading into a fight with no allies to back them up. They heading towards death if he doesn’t call them back.
Can’t blame them.
“Get Fucked ”
– Australia
Tell my country we’re going to by your “51st state”, then piss all over your allies by waging economic war on them. Absolute disrespect for global peace and order, and for humanity.
Yeah… fuck right off.
Hopefully all the Idiocracy supporters who voted for you get drafted to go remove mines.
I would rather see a covid-esq working from home lockdown, petrol rationing and the price doubling than see aussie ships sent to aid in this… experiment.
Reckon its getting to the point of a NWGFFO moment for Australia.