But I thought everything was under control and they were going to escort ships through themselves?
More_Law6245 on
Great, start a war and let everyone else clean up your mess! No better way to show the world that the Trump administration can’t lead free world.
Sreg32 on
Relying on China to clean up the Trump mess. What a win for MAGA lol!
fhftttttt on
Mission very completed then delay meeting /s
Dr___CRACKSMOKE on
Asking China for help is hilarious, why on earth would they help the US.
Asking China for help just shows how much of a hole he dug himself.
Daniferd on
This is just embarrassing.
Scholastic_nobody on
Can this get any more pathetic? I hope not.
eXNervus on
I guess making American great again meant begging China to wipe your ass for you.
The more you know.
IceMysterious3056 on
It’s so embarrassing to watch him asking China for help 🤭
InsanelyAverageFella on
Is there a country that the US hasn’t asked for help in reopening the strait of Hormuz? Trump is running out of countries to ask but that is going to happen when you go and start a war that no one else wanted to start.
I mean Israel was all for the war so why don’t they help reopen the Strait?
Obviously reopening the strait helps China a lot of seems weird to coordinate military operations with our biggest military threat. Wouldn’t there be concerns of giving away military information that would be useful when China attacks Taiwan and the US has to step in to protect the chip producers?
roararoarus on
China: whatever taco
battle-legumes on
It’s good to see the US finally asking a world superpower for help.
MadforPho on
China: Let us have Taiwan and we will help you.
Hoodamush on
Oh no! Party canceled huh? Maybe Trump shouldn’t have started this shit and killed all those children for nothing.
Royal-Hunter3892 on
Trump is a huge embarassment for America .
Is he a small baby ? asking mama to clean him and wipe his ass after he has done shitting .
Present_Solution2044 on
China is backing Iran with Russia
Initial-Return8802 on
Wait I had a bet on this not happening
SpakysAlt on
The Dems weren’t kidding when they said there is no plan.
Hadrian23 on
Pathetic.
What a massive waste of life. Trump is a cancer….
dongkey1001 on
China: Sure. But I do need to have a port to operate out off. Taiwan fit that criteria perfectly.
Underp0pulation on
In before they ask the penguin island for help.
rexspook on
Him begging every other country for help has made him (and the US) look so weak….
doninside on
You really show and project strength when you ask CHINA for help… btw, it’s true that China in heavy dependent on gulf’s oil, but I think that they simply call Teheran and ask a free pass for their tankers
PolloConTeriyaki on
LOL 😂😂😂😂 America is dead in the water. For real.
idryss_m on
China is like, “But it is open. We had our stuff come thru like yesterday.”.
leeharveyteabag669 on
Trump delayed it because he doesn’t want the embarrassment of China saying “No” to his face something I think they would very much enjoy doing. None of our allies are sending ships. Guess that’s what happens when you give the middle finger to the entire world.
Sad-Excitement9295 on
I don’t think Trump think’s it’s safe to go to China right now. I’d love to see how that conversation goes over.
Mountainenthusiast2 on
Is this the same China he has talked bad about for years?
Joebranflakes on
The toddler Trump once again has a hissy fit because someone else won’t clean up his mess.
HatunaPatata on
Iran unconditionally surrendering any minute now.
Long-Time-lurker-1 on
Why would China give a shit? Iran is letting Chinese ships past. Because Russia, China and Iran are the Axis powers working together at the expense of the “Allies” which don’t seem to be very allied since Trump took office. Funny that.
kishorecmgb on
Asking china to end the war the US started with Iran ? Stupid piece of wannabe dictator needy 80 year old man child of a president.
Finchypoo on
Trump wants everyone else to deal with the straight so he can declare victory and then blame everyone else for not doing their job when oil prices skyrocket.
What an ass.
No-Lettuce9868 on
Aren’t we in Iran because if we don’t go in china will take over? Why are we having meetings and asking for help from a nation we’re told to fear?
mrmikehunt51 on
what do you need China for cunt, thought ya had it all under control?
Jasoncatt on
Hasn’t China just pledged support for Iran?
ArmstrongPM on
Can’t we just air drop him into Iran, offer him as partial payment for his war.
Lord_Tanus_88 on
Like I knew trump was bad but the level exceeds even my wildest expectations. Constantly brags to the world how amazing the USA military is best army in history, tells everyone he has destroyed everything everyday, tells everyone he has won then cries when no one helps him.
The USA is an evil theocracy no different from Iran. Convincing every country they need protection against China and therefore need the US. Take a look at the last 60 years, which power is the bigger issue for world peace.
Universal_Anomaly on
Here’s hoping Drumpf finally managed to put himself in a situation where he can’t have others foot the bill for him.
VMSGuy on
China: “Sorry, Iran is letting our ships through. Also, I think we’ll take Taiwan now.”
NewToHTX on
Donald Trump: Xi JinPing, please help us Re-Open the Strait of Hormuz…
Xi Jinping: Send more Drone Parts and Chips to Iran…
RLewis8888 on
Maybe he should try threatening to double their tariffs again.
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I think asking China for help with your war is kinda a sign things went sideways.
China is going to take advantage of the U.S. partially leaving the region.
[USS Tripoli, 31st MEU Heading to the Middle East](https://news.usni.org/2026/03/13/uss-tripoli-31st-meu-heading-to-the-middle-east)
But I thought everything was under control and they were going to escort ships through themselves?
Great, start a war and let everyone else clean up your mess! No better way to show the world that the Trump administration can’t lead free world.
Relying on China to clean up the Trump mess. What a win for MAGA lol!
Mission very completed then delay meeting /s
Asking China for help is hilarious, why on earth would they help the US.
Asking China for help just shows how much of a hole he dug himself.
This is just embarrassing.
Can this get any more pathetic? I hope not.
I guess making American great again meant begging China to wipe your ass for you.
The more you know.
It’s so embarrassing to watch him asking China for help 🤭
Is there a country that the US hasn’t asked for help in reopening the strait of Hormuz? Trump is running out of countries to ask but that is going to happen when you go and start a war that no one else wanted to start.
I mean Israel was all for the war so why don’t they help reopen the Strait?
Obviously reopening the strait helps China a lot of seems weird to coordinate military operations with our biggest military threat. Wouldn’t there be concerns of giving away military information that would be useful when China attacks Taiwan and the US has to step in to protect the chip producers?
China: whatever taco
It’s good to see the US finally asking a world superpower for help.
China: Let us have Taiwan and we will help you.
Oh no! Party canceled huh? Maybe Trump shouldn’t have started this shit and killed all those children for nothing.
Trump is a huge embarassment for America .
Is he a small baby ? asking mama to clean him and wipe his ass after he has done shitting .
China is backing Iran with Russia
Wait I had a bet on this not happening
The Dems weren’t kidding when they said there is no plan.
Pathetic.
What a massive waste of life. Trump is a cancer….
China: Sure. But I do need to have a port to operate out off. Taiwan fit that criteria perfectly.
In before they ask the penguin island for help.
Him begging every other country for help has made him (and the US) look so weak….
You really show and project strength when you ask CHINA for help… btw, it’s true that China in heavy dependent on gulf’s oil, but I think that they simply call Teheran and ask a free pass for their tankers
LOL 😂😂😂😂 America is dead in the water. For real.
China is like, “But it is open. We had our stuff come thru like yesterday.”.
Trump delayed it because he doesn’t want the embarrassment of China saying “No” to his face something I think they would very much enjoy doing. None of our allies are sending ships. Guess that’s what happens when you give the middle finger to the entire world.
I don’t think Trump think’s it’s safe to go to China right now. I’d love to see how that conversation goes over.
Is this the same China he has talked bad about for years?
The toddler Trump once again has a hissy fit because someone else won’t clean up his mess.
Iran unconditionally surrendering any minute now.
Why would China give a shit? Iran is letting Chinese ships past. Because Russia, China and Iran are the Axis powers working together at the expense of the “Allies” which don’t seem to be very allied since Trump took office. Funny that.
Asking china to end the war the US started with Iran ? Stupid piece of wannabe dictator needy 80 year old man child of a president.
Trump wants everyone else to deal with the straight so he can declare victory and then blame everyone else for not doing their job when oil prices skyrocket.
What an ass.
Aren’t we in Iran because if we don’t go in china will take over? Why are we having meetings and asking for help from a nation we’re told to fear?
what do you need China for cunt, thought ya had it all under control?
Hasn’t China just pledged support for Iran?
Can’t we just air drop him into Iran, offer him as partial payment for his war.
Like I knew trump was bad but the level exceeds even my wildest expectations. Constantly brags to the world how amazing the USA military is best army in history, tells everyone he has destroyed everything everyday, tells everyone he has won then cries when no one helps him.
The USA is an evil theocracy no different from Iran. Convincing every country they need protection against China and therefore need the US. Take a look at the last 60 years, which power is the bigger issue for world peace.
Here’s hoping Drumpf finally managed to put himself in a situation where he can’t have others foot the bill for him.
China: “Sorry, Iran is letting our ships through. Also, I think we’ll take Taiwan now.”
Donald Trump: Xi JinPing, please help us Re-Open the Strait of Hormuz…
Xi Jinping: Send more Drone Parts and Chips to Iran…
Maybe he should try threatening to double their tariffs again.