The same country that promised they’d never invade Ukraine if Ukraine gave up their nukes.
Hilarious.
GabettiXCV on
“How am I supposed to bully you if you gear up?” ahh statement.
CantFeelMyToesAgain on
Does Russia still use donkeys on the frontline lol
esperind on
Russia still isnt over how thoroughly Japan whooped their ass in 1905
Ripwind on
That’s probably as much warning as Japan needs
ProjectKARYA on
So what I’m hearing is, Russia knows they’d lose in *Russo-Japanese War II: Electric Boogaloo*
JBru_92 on
Look, Trump has fucked up in countless ways, but getting our allies to rearm is actually one of the good things.
Talentagentfriend on
I just want Mechas
Available_Finger_513 on
What’s Russia going to do? Try to invade Japan by sea?
r2002 on
I wonder if China and Japan might realize instead of fighting each other they should just invade Russia instead.
Kikelt on
“Everyone has to be pacifist but us, so we can conquer you all”, she added later
aullik on
That feels like a 5 year old throwing a tantrum.
goprinterm on
Fuck Putin
MalFido on
Translation: Japan should definitely remilitarize, and quick.
linkardtankard on
Ma’am, April Fools is in 10 days
Alps_Useful on
Yeah listen to Russia about pacifism /s
Phantaum on
“Russia wants an easy target, urges nations not to defend themselves” ftfy
slimj091 on
I mean Japan already has the fourth largest navy in the world.. Third if you don’t count all of the rust buckets that Russia still lists as active combat ships.
Uncle_Paul_Hargis on
Says the country that willy nilly likes to invade its neighbors.
John_Mark_Corpuz_2 on
Russia: “Remain pacifist! That’s a warning!”
Also Russia: **invades the smaller country of Ukraine**
Ruzzian hypocrisy at it’s finest!
And if Japan is remilitarizing, at this point, I guess Ruzzia, the US, and China are all giving them a reason to do so!
heresyforfunnprofit on
Japan: Well, shit… we thought so too until Russia agreed with us.
LostDreams44 on
Russia should cease to exist
cat__weasel on
Re-arm like mofos boys
wtf_amirite on
Lol… Russia giving armaments advice 🤣🤣🤣
bappestinian on
Japan should just reply,”You first.”
Notwerk on
When Russia urges you not to remilitarize, you’d better remilitarize on the double.
marriam on
Did the Japanese have a polite little laugh?
Terrible-Growth1652 on
I believe Japan kicked Russia’s ass last time they fought
BernardMatthewsNorf on
Russia is still sore about losing the Russo-Japanese War of 1905.Â
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russia calling for pacifism, best joke ever.
Do as we say, not as we do.
Ummmm……. F*ck Russia
The Onion: We give up.
Just look how good it did for Ukraine!
The same country that promised they’d never invade Ukraine if Ukraine gave up their nukes.
Hilarious.
“How am I supposed to bully you if you gear up?” ahh statement.
Does Russia still use donkeys on the frontline lol
Russia still isnt over how thoroughly Japan whooped their ass in 1905
That’s probably as much warning as Japan needs
So what I’m hearing is, Russia knows they’d lose in *Russo-Japanese War II: Electric Boogaloo*
Look, Trump has fucked up in countless ways, but getting our allies to rearm is actually one of the good things.
I just want Mechas
What’s Russia going to do? Try to invade Japan by sea?
I wonder if China and Japan might realize instead of fighting each other they should just invade Russia instead.
“Everyone has to be pacifist but us, so we can conquer you all”, she added later
That feels like a 5 year old throwing a tantrum.
Fuck Putin
Translation: Japan should definitely remilitarize, and quick.
Ma’am, April Fools is in 10 days
Yeah listen to Russia about pacifism /s
“Russia wants an easy target, urges nations not to defend themselves” ftfy
I mean Japan already has the fourth largest navy in the world.. Third if you don’t count all of the rust buckets that Russia still lists as active combat ships.
Says the country that willy nilly likes to invade its neighbors.
Russia: “Remain pacifist! That’s a warning!”
Also Russia: **invades the smaller country of Ukraine**
Ruzzian hypocrisy at it’s finest!
And if Japan is remilitarizing, at this point, I guess Ruzzia, the US, and China are all giving them a reason to do so!
Japan: Well, shit… we thought so too until Russia agreed with us.
Russia should cease to exist
Re-arm like mofos boys
Lol… Russia giving armaments advice 🤣🤣🤣
Japan should just reply,”You first.”
When Russia urges you not to remilitarize, you’d better remilitarize on the double.
Did the Japanese have a polite little laugh?
I believe Japan kicked Russia’s ass last time they fought
Russia is still sore about losing the Russo-Japanese War of 1905.Â