Until something pisses him off or he did this to calm down markets
Show-Me-Your-Moves on
The Trump TACO everyone was expecting. And in short order you can probably expect Iran to put out a statement saying Trump’s claims about “productive talks” are a complete lie.
edit:
>Citing sources with knowledge, Iran’s Fars News agency reported that there are no direction communcations with the United Stats (US) nor through intermediaries, per Reuters.
>The news outlet said that US President Donald Trump retreated after hearing that Iran would target all power plants in west Asia.
This seems far more likely than Trump’s load of shit. Global markets are huffing the copium anyway.
I thought he said there was no one left to talk to in Iran? I guess TACO Tuesday came early this week🤡
Fantastic_Ninja_5789 on
Ah and here I thought TACO Tuesday was tomorrow
18VON4T on
Postponed until the weekend when the stockmarkets are closed
Blandiblub on
TACO strikes again. Stock markets increasing. His friends needed to earn even more money from his market manipulation.
Dougalishere on
shocked that his final ultimatum was in fact just him talking out of his arse. He honestly doesn’t understand that he cant just threaten people and get his way and when it doesn’t work he just claims he won anyway or something
Nyaos on
Just in time for the markets to open and his buddies to make millions on their weekend dip buying, then for Iran to claim later that no such talks ever even happened.
Weckyworth on
TACO! He never let’s us down.
Pseudanonymius on
I bet he had some over-weekend call options, and needed to make sure the market opens high enough so he can sell them with profit. I don’t believe a word of this until confirmed by Iran _and_ Netanyahu. If Trump stops but Netanyahu doesn’t, it’s just as baseless.
Update: Iran has immediately denied there is any direct or indirect contact. Says ’nuff. Sad state of the world where I believe them over the president of the USA.
Objective_Mousse7216 on
Profits taken, some more billions extracted. Mission complete (for now).
whatsbeef667 on
TACO asshat
AngryTomato027 on
Later tonight, when the restaurant he dined ran out of ice cream: “We are going to nuke Iran, thank you for your attention to this matter”
GuiltyAnalysis3316 on
Conversations didn’t happen because Iran refuses any talks.
So either he is completely nuts or someone told him NOT TO
Pmmebobnvagene on
TACO! but wait it’s Monday!
Still TACO Monday! And then TACO Tuesday tomorrow!
theitalianguy on
TACO Trump at it again!
Datatyze on
It will be interesting and telling to monitor if we actually see a material increase in commercial shipping activity through the Strait of Hormuz in the coming days.
Hi-archy on
Resupplying and repositioning
francois_du_nord on
TACO strikes again. He throws out ideas to see if they get any traction.
Independent_Wash6151 on
Stock market manipulation; that’s all this is.
ferociouschipmunk on
What a little bitch the orange chomo is! I thought you were gonna bring Jesus back with bombs!!
KE55 on
Well, at least they’re talking (unless, of course, this announcement is as big a surprise to Iran as everyone else!)
culexus1 on
It’s all just market manipulation isn’t it?
Difficult_Phase1798 on
Trump has no clue what the fuck he is doing. This statement applies to his entire presidency.
UseYourIndoorVoice on
What was it again? Trump Always Chickens Out?
IdahoDuncan on
Monday is the new taco Tuesday
sunnyspiders on
TACO MONDAYS ARE ON THE MENU BOYS
fadinglucidity on
Taco
FigureMost1687 on
Lol right before US markets open he TACOs as predicted. He is a fucking joke.. I expect Iranian to deny any talk or something like that…He is stuck he knows he cant do a shit to open hormuz …
Emperor_Abyssinia on
> President Donald Trump said on Monday the U.S. has had good and productive conversations with Iran
Watch, they’re about to release a report that says we didn’t talk to anyone, we have no clue what’s he’s talking about lol
TheRealtcSpears on
TACO gonna TACO
CreasingUnicorn on
“Say something bad on friday, buy stocks when the market dips”
” say something good on monday, sell when the market corrects”
We’re so cooked, the entire government is in on the pump and dump scheme now.
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So, it’s gonna happen. Buckle up boys
As everyone predicted classic TACO.
Until something pisses him off or he did this to calm down markets
The Trump TACO everyone was expecting. And in short order you can probably expect Iran to put out a statement saying Trump’s claims about “productive talks” are a complete lie.
edit:
>Citing sources with knowledge, Iran’s Fars News agency reported that there are no direction communcations with the United Stats (US) nor through intermediaries, per Reuters.
>The news outlet said that US President Donald Trump retreated after hearing that Iran would target all power plants in west Asia.
This seems far more likely than Trump’s load of shit. Global markets are huffing the copium anyway.
https://www.fxstreet.com/analysis/iran-fars-news-agency-there-are-no-direct-communication-with-us-nor-through-intermediaries-202603231151
I thought he said there was no one left to talk to in Iran? I guess TACO Tuesday came early this week🤡
Ah and here I thought TACO Tuesday was tomorrow
Postponed until the weekend when the stockmarkets are closed
TACO strikes again. Stock markets increasing. His friends needed to earn even more money from his market manipulation.
shocked that his final ultimatum was in fact just him talking out of his arse. He honestly doesn’t understand that he cant just threaten people and get his way and when it doesn’t work he just claims he won anyway or something
Just in time for the markets to open and his buddies to make millions on their weekend dip buying, then for Iran to claim later that no such talks ever even happened.
TACO! He never let’s us down.
I bet he had some over-weekend call options, and needed to make sure the market opens high enough so he can sell them with profit. I don’t believe a word of this until confirmed by Iran _and_ Netanyahu. If Trump stops but Netanyahu doesn’t, it’s just as baseless.
Update: Iran has immediately denied there is any direct or indirect contact. Says ’nuff. Sad state of the world where I believe them over the president of the USA.
Profits taken, some more billions extracted. Mission complete (for now).
TACO asshat
Later tonight, when the restaurant he dined ran out of ice cream: “We are going to nuke Iran, thank you for your attention to this matter”
Conversations didn’t happen because Iran refuses any talks.
So either he is completely nuts or someone told him NOT TO
TACO! but wait it’s Monday!
Still TACO Monday! And then TACO Tuesday tomorrow!
TACO Trump at it again!
It will be interesting and telling to monitor if we actually see a material increase in commercial shipping activity through the Strait of Hormuz in the coming days.
Resupplying and repositioning
TACO strikes again. He throws out ideas to see if they get any traction.
Stock market manipulation; that’s all this is.
What a little bitch the orange chomo is! I thought you were gonna bring Jesus back with bombs!!
Well, at least they’re talking (unless, of course, this announcement is as big a surprise to Iran as everyone else!)
It’s all just market manipulation isn’t it?
Trump has no clue what the fuck he is doing. This statement applies to his entire presidency.
What was it again? Trump Always Chickens Out?
Monday is the new taco Tuesday
TACO MONDAYS ARE ON THE MENU BOYS
Taco
Lol right before US markets open he TACOs as predicted. He is a fucking joke.. I expect Iranian to deny any talk or something like that…He is stuck he knows he cant do a shit to open hormuz …
> President Donald Trump said on Monday the U.S. has had good and productive conversations with Iran
Watch, they’re about to release a report that says we didn’t talk to anyone, we have no clue what’s he’s talking about lol
TACO gonna TACO
“Say something bad on friday, buy stocks when the market dips”
” say something good on monday, sell when the market corrects”
We’re so cooked, the entire government is in on the pump and dump scheme now.
having a good time manipulating markets