But the war was over, everyone is dead but the conversations are progressing.
FenixOfNafo on
Those 2500 Marines on the way to Middle East is giving that truck moving towards a pillar gif vibes (they are still on the way after nearly two weeks of saying they are on the way)
How deep do I have to dig in my backyard for oil so I can be self sufficient from rising oil prices?
Assuming it’s more than 10ft but that shouldn’t take more than a day
Over-Giraffe9905 on
Of course they are. Jesus Christ what a ever growing and totally preventable shit show. He’s pushing the world into a recession for no reason at all.
Sneaky-er on
What are the military objectives?
Feisty_Ground7684 on
Trump told us yesterday that negation talks were going “perfectly”, dear leader wouldn’t lie to us
triaxis7 on
Why would they do this with a war they’ve already won?
of_no_real_opinion on
Alright guys, turn the boat around, and turn it around, and turn it around
Ble_h on
Tacos brain is fucking mush. He lies cause he can’t remember what was told to him 10 min ago and just makes shit up, that’s why the message is all over the place.
Ok-Boot-8106 on
Wait I thought iran was completely dismantled
JohnLockeJaw on
***How is this not a fucking war?!?!***
Middle_Scratch4129 on
Didnt we win already?
Accomplished_Pea6334 on
“Kamala is going to send your children to war”
Ha! Not only did he lie, he sent your children to war for Israel.
2holesinbutt666 on
I really cant believe that a person like Donald Trump has the power like this. Holy fk
Ok_Frame2250 on
This is insane.
IngloriousMustards on
”…and if you don’t stop talking about the epstein files, it’ll be tens of thousands! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! DJT!”
Ipeewhenithurts on
But the war is over… What I am missing? Are they going for the closure party?
Samusen on
Don’t worry guys peace is on the way.
CRAZYJOEDAVOLA90 on
IDF stays at home?
punishhhher on
Have they named an objective for this war yet?
coffee_ape on
A family friend fresh out of high school just finished his marine boot camp a few months ago. My family voted for this man, and now the family friend they helped raised is now being sent to the Middle East.
All for what? So that he can help his mom get her citizenship? One of the main tactics used by the recruiters “you can fix your mom’s citizenship, help her get her green card if you enlist.”
Ranger_242 on
For those of you at home, I propose the nifty new Pete Hegseth Drinking Game: every time this administration changes an objective, claims a victory, insists Iran is negotiating, or threatens a bombing run, take a shot of your favorite bourbon.
If you stick with it, one day you too can become SecDef of the US.
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I think this explains the dip in the stock market
But the war was over, everyone is dead but the conversations are progressing.
Those 2500 Marines on the way to Middle East is giving that truck moving towards a pillar gif vibes (they are still on the way after nearly two weeks of saying they are on the way)
This report seems to be based off this Wall Street Journal article: https://www.wsj.com/livecoverage/iran-war-us-israel-news-updates-2026/card/pentagon-to-order-3-000-82nd-airborne-soldiers-to-middle-east-3H7VxKvxkaorsOLcRt5g
Iraq 3.0
Trump is such a fucking moron.
How deep do I have to dig in my backyard for oil so I can be self sufficient from rising oil prices?
Assuming it’s more than 10ft but that shouldn’t take more than a day
Of course they are. Jesus Christ what a ever growing and totally preventable shit show. He’s pushing the world into a recession for no reason at all.
What are the military objectives?
Trump told us yesterday that negation talks were going “perfectly”, dear leader wouldn’t lie to us
Why would they do this with a war they’ve already won?
Alright guys, turn the boat around, and turn it around, and turn it around
Tacos brain is fucking mush. He lies cause he can’t remember what was told to him 10 min ago and just makes shit up, that’s why the message is all over the place.
Wait I thought iran was completely dismantled
***How is this not a fucking war?!?!***
Didnt we win already?
“Kamala is going to send your children to war”
Ha! Not only did he lie, he sent your children to war for Israel.
I really cant believe that a person like Donald Trump has the power like this. Holy fk
This is insane.
”…and if you don’t stop talking about the epstein files, it’ll be tens of thousands! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! DJT!”
But the war is over… What I am missing? Are they going for the closure party?
Don’t worry guys peace is on the way.
IDF stays at home?
Have they named an objective for this war yet?
A family friend fresh out of high school just finished his marine boot camp a few months ago. My family voted for this man, and now the family friend they helped raised is now being sent to the Middle East.
All for what? So that he can help his mom get her citizenship? One of the main tactics used by the recruiters “you can fix your mom’s citizenship, help her get her green card if you enlist.”
For those of you at home, I propose the nifty new Pete Hegseth Drinking Game: every time this administration changes an objective, claims a victory, insists Iran is negotiating, or threatens a bombing run, take a shot of your favorite bourbon.
If you stick with it, one day you too can become SecDef of the US.
don’t vote for Kamala. She wants war!