The Gods of Irony are finally waking up to Magaville. Let’s hope Kristi treats LGBTQ+ better than she treats pets.
weisblattsnut on
Now that I think about it, I’ve never seen them together..
2_Spicy_2_Impeach on
What?
Alchemist_92 on
Happy Trans Day of Visibility, Kristi!
ScotTheDuck on
> “Ms. Noem is devastated. The family was blindsided by this, and they ask for privacy and prayers at the time,” Noem’s representatives told The New York Post.
That’s a bit rich coming from the person who made her fuckbuddy the number 2 at DHS.
Xayton on
I can’t help but laugh.
lostmessage256 on
As long as its not on the tax payer dime I don’t care. They can both have fun playing dressup together.
Everyone remembers she oversaw several extrajudicial executions right?
lundah on
I couldn’t care less what Kristi or her cuckold husband do behind closed doors. I do, however, have an issue with their hypocrisy wanting to dictate what other people are allowed to do behind closed doors.
PopPalsUnited on
I’m 100% she already knew.
FuzzyBrilliant2026 on
Mmmm, this is the Day of Trans Visibility I was hoping for.
FuzzyBrilliant2026 on
You KNOW she’s going to make that bathroom on her sex plane gender segregated now.
profane_vitiate on
I’m calling it now: They divorce, she goes public with her relationship with Lewandowski, and later it comes out that she leaked the photos because Byron — who is an insurance agent — doesn’t want to give up his current standard of living with a divorce.
inagartenofeden on
They have something in common, both like to play dressup
photo_courtney on
They do have something in common — playing dress up together could help repair their marriage after the Lewindowsky affair.
DrGoblinator on
The wonky nipples are the biggest crime here.
lizkbyer on
Ha ha ha I love this for her!
itshifive on
What fucking timeline is this
CulturalKing5623 on
Welp, it’s 11:24am local time and I’ve clearly already had enough internet for the day.
black_flag_4ever on
The world be a better place if conservatives were just honest about themselves.
cuckaloo on
Wanna bet he was in the closet watching Lewandowski rail his wife? Fucking hell, “conservatives” are all fucking perverts.
teenahgo on
Just want to point out. Yes, hes a vile human, he has to be, to be married to this disgusting creature but, there is nothing wrong with this fetish, or the community. Shame the human, not the kink.
Freeagnt on
Norm responds to report her husband wears fake breasts: “They’re real and they’re spectacular.”
SDBudda76 on
I have 1¢ that says Corey is on the other end of that same chat.
blushblondiee on
It’s telling that they’re asking for “prayers” instead of simply accepting that cross-dressing is a normal form of expression for many people. The real tragedy here isn’t that her husband cross-dresses, it’s that their political platform has made it something shameful that requires divine intervention.
Reasonable_Being6376 on
Ask for “privacy and prayers” ROFL, these people.
mishma2005 on
She leaked that herself…
JDDJS on
I thought for sure that this was going to be a non-story, and just an allegation with no proof to back it up. But the response from her team confirms that it’s real.
> “Ms. Noem is devastated. The family was blindsided by this, and they ask for privacy and prayers at the time,”
Slade_Riprock on
cross dressing = grave MAGA sin
But fucking around on your husband, installing your BF as #2, and spending a quarter billion an an ad campaign for yourself, and buying a $70m fuck place = true patriot
sharlayan on
Hey Kristi, it really wouldn’t be such a big scandal that your husband’s got a crossdressing kink if you weren’t all such uptight freaks about it.
SimpleTomatillo1166 on
Maybe she needs to look at her extremely hypocritical life and change to political a party where crossdressers are not looked down upon as subhumans.
The double standard is astonishing.
Nothing wrong with being a crossdresser. Everything wrong with being a sadistic vile republican who throws children in jail.
skankenstein on
I hate that their hypocrisy leads to people yucking yums when their hypocrisy is exposed.
I don’t care if someone x dresses and wears lopsided titties, I care that they do it while dehumanizing others for also doing it.
MasterOfManyWorlds on
SNL is going to be all over this one
writeinfreedom on
A reminder that Kristi Noem was the DHS Secretary who oversaw Abrego Garcia & others being sold, as slaves to Bukele in El Salvador – CECOT – in addition to the whole kidnapping and brutality tour of 2025 that culminated in shooting deaths of innocent people, and much more.
This woman was *laterally moved* and her seat replaced by an even dumber guy, but this story is absolutely here to make us all forget that she is liable for so many real things. Serious things. Do not forget that.
This scandal is ridiculous and her husband may be an easy target but if he isn’t a Secretary of Trump’s administration so we need to ignore this.
She must face real consequences not just this mockery.
Ferrocile on
I really don’t care. There are more important things to worry about like the war we never asked for or the fact that sex offenders run the country and will never see justice or maybe the thing about billionaires robbing us blind.
casher89 on
There’s an argument about how fascists are fascists because of sexual repression. They hide their true sexuality in the closet and then repress the outside world because of their insecurity and anger. It feels about right for all of these Trump Admin fascists. And frankly Trump himself.
imconsideringdascrod on
So she’s got a freaky husband playing Mrs. Dogfire and she’s lying about being unaware of it, and she’s got a sex pest side-bitch who’s so dumb he gave potty training praise to a fake child on cameo.
What a fucking moron. Didn’t need this to say it, but *goddamn* if she isn’t a picture-perfect representation of American kakistocracy right now.
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That’s a headline I did not expect to read today.
The Gods of Irony are finally waking up to Magaville. Let’s hope Kristi treats LGBTQ+ better than she treats pets.
Now that I think about it, I’ve never seen them together..
What?
Happy Trans Day of Visibility, Kristi!
> “Ms. Noem is devastated. The family was blindsided by this, and they ask for privacy and prayers at the time,” Noem’s representatives told The New York Post.
That’s a bit rich coming from the person who made her fuckbuddy the number 2 at DHS.
I can’t help but laugh.
As long as its not on the tax payer dime I don’t care. They can both have fun playing dressup together.
Everyone remembers she oversaw several extrajudicial executions right?
I couldn’t care less what Kristi or her cuckold husband do behind closed doors. I do, however, have an issue with their hypocrisy wanting to dictate what other people are allowed to do behind closed doors.
I’m 100% she already knew.
Mmmm, this is the Day of Trans Visibility I was hoping for.
You KNOW she’s going to make that bathroom on her sex plane gender segregated now.
I’m calling it now: They divorce, she goes public with her relationship with Lewandowski, and later it comes out that she leaked the photos because Byron — who is an insurance agent — doesn’t want to give up his current standard of living with a divorce.
They have something in common, both like to play dressup
They do have something in common — playing dress up together could help repair their marriage after the Lewindowsky affair.
The wonky nipples are the biggest crime here.
Ha ha ha I love this for her!
What fucking timeline is this
Welp, it’s 11:24am local time and I’ve clearly already had enough internet for the day.
The world be a better place if conservatives were just honest about themselves.
Wanna bet he was in the closet watching Lewandowski rail his wife? Fucking hell, “conservatives” are all fucking perverts.
Just want to point out. Yes, hes a vile human, he has to be, to be married to this disgusting creature but, there is nothing wrong with this fetish, or the community. Shame the human, not the kink.
Norm responds to report her husband wears fake breasts: “They’re real and they’re spectacular.”
I have 1¢ that says Corey is on the other end of that same chat.
It’s telling that they’re asking for “prayers” instead of simply accepting that cross-dressing is a normal form of expression for many people. The real tragedy here isn’t that her husband cross-dresses, it’s that their political platform has made it something shameful that requires divine intervention.
Ask for “privacy and prayers” ROFL, these people.
She leaked that herself…
I thought for sure that this was going to be a non-story, and just an allegation with no proof to back it up. But the response from her team confirms that it’s real.
> “Ms. Noem is devastated. The family was blindsided by this, and they ask for privacy and prayers at the time,”
cross dressing = grave MAGA sin
But fucking around on your husband, installing your BF as #2, and spending a quarter billion an an ad campaign for yourself, and buying a $70m fuck place = true patriot
Hey Kristi, it really wouldn’t be such a big scandal that your husband’s got a crossdressing kink if you weren’t all such uptight freaks about it.
Maybe she needs to look at her extremely hypocritical life and change to political a party where crossdressers are not looked down upon as subhumans.
The double standard is astonishing.
Nothing wrong with being a crossdresser. Everything wrong with being a sadistic vile republican who throws children in jail.
I hate that their hypocrisy leads to people yucking yums when their hypocrisy is exposed.
I don’t care if someone x dresses and wears lopsided titties, I care that they do it while dehumanizing others for also doing it.
SNL is going to be all over this one
A reminder that Kristi Noem was the DHS Secretary who oversaw Abrego Garcia & others being sold, as slaves to Bukele in El Salvador – CECOT – in addition to the whole kidnapping and brutality tour of 2025 that culminated in shooting deaths of innocent people, and much more.
This woman was *laterally moved* and her seat replaced by an even dumber guy, but this story is absolutely here to make us all forget that she is liable for so many real things. Serious things. Do not forget that.
This scandal is ridiculous and her husband may be an easy target but if he isn’t a Secretary of Trump’s administration so we need to ignore this.
She must face real consequences not just this mockery.
I really don’t care. There are more important things to worry about like the war we never asked for or the fact that sex offenders run the country and will never see justice or maybe the thing about billionaires robbing us blind.
There’s an argument about how fascists are fascists because of sexual repression. They hide their true sexuality in the closet and then repress the outside world because of their insecurity and anger. It feels about right for all of these Trump Admin fascists. And frankly Trump himself.
So she’s got a freaky husband playing Mrs. Dogfire and she’s lying about being unaware of it, and she’s got a sex pest side-bitch who’s so dumb he gave potty training praise to a fake child on cameo.
What a fucking moron. Didn’t need this to say it, but *goddamn* if she isn’t a picture-perfect representation of American kakistocracy right now.