Trump must be thrilled that some adults are finally willing to wade into this shitshow to clean it up for him. But how will his ego handle being told to leave, and not on his own terms?
isekai_cheese on
**sends drones and ammo** pls stop war
HarEr89 on
Everyone comes up with new “potential Iran deals” during market hours. Hilarious. Let’s see what nonsense will be announced tomorrow.
Glittering-Quote-635 on
Lets see how Iran reacts.. I suspect Iran wants this to go on a bit longer to prove a point. Trump can still somewhat walk away and declare it a win, Iran needs it to be a solid L.
Sam_Fisher91 on
So Pakistan went and spoke to China and decided a ceasefire plan without including Iran or USA or Israel.
Is that what it takes these days to be news to influence markets?
“Pakistan’s foreign minister told Axios the plan came together during his visit to Beijing on Tuesday. Asked whether he supports the new initiative, President Trump declined to comment on the specifics but told Axios the diplomacy with Iran was going well.”
serpenta on
Winnie the Pooh handles the situation, as Piglet squeels and throws tantrums.
no_technique on
This would honestly be pretty embarrassing for the U.S. if China ends up leading these negotiations. That’s a huge shift from where we used to be on the world stage.
At the very least, it should be a wake-up call. If other countries are stepping in and being seen as more effective at de-escalating conflicts that directly impact us, that says a lot about how far we’ve slipped.
realKevinNash on
Thats a new deal?
Sea-Witness-2746 on
Doesn’t Pakistan have a mutual defense pact with Saudi Arabia?
Before the war Pakistan kept saying if the Saudis were attacked Pakistan would destroy the attackers.
The plan also excludes Israel’s security which is one of the reasons for the war.
KindnessComesBack2U on
What a timeline. China is helping negotiate a deal between Iran and the US and helping trump extricate himself from a disaster of his own making. Demanding other countries help him despite getting no coalition, and giving no warning of his abominable decision. Jeezus effing christ, trump is such a buffoon. Such a moron. Such an embarrassment. I know what you’re all going to say…yes, I’m being too kind.
Exotic-West3751 on
Only Pakistan can save the world!!
DARKKRAKEN on
The U.S needs a off-ramp…. Fucking take it Trump.
You just know he won’t though.
boogi3woogie on
Iran’s handler spoke
Woof
Mecha-Dave on
Does that include the US not… firing? A “no-fly” zone against US and Israel enforced by China and Pakistan? Maybe with a Russian assist?
Oof. *Fallout Music*
GuttiG on
I assume this is why the markets soared?
giboauja on
Me and my friend Ted were shooting the sht yesterday and our new peace deal between Russia and Ukraine is really gonna get traction.
Dispator on
If they took this deal then Iran would be wayyy better off than before and could make nukes/icbm with guaranteed security. Lol
TippsAttack on
If China is involved, then it’s never good for the globe.
Annual-Beard-5090 on
So our brilliant Pedo Prez killed people and wasted $ to get….exactly what we had before but worse.
Extension-Pick8310 on
But what about regime change?
Hangry_Howie on
But if China can’t stop Israel from bombing, is there even an actual deal?
n0x103 on
China probably wants to win the coveted FIFA peace price
hangtime79 on
This sounds like a “we want things to go back the way they were” type negotiation talk. I don’t even think a bunch of money from China is going to change Tehran’s mind.
abittooambitious on
It’d probably needs to come with weapons guarantees so they don’t easily get attacked again.
getpoopedon on
Fuck China. They’re helped putting Trump in office by pushing their psyop programming alongside North Korea on social media like Tiktok. Now they wanna act all innocent and helpful. Go fuck yourselves and free Tibet.
Ultra_Metal on
The strait will be opened when the Islamic Republic collapses after being overthrown by the Iranian people. The end of the regime is coming. Negotiating with the regime won’t work. That has been tried for decades and it never worked. It’s like negotiating with Hitler. It makes no sense because the regime keeps breaking the deals it signs.
boturboegt on
I think we all know the end result. We will have done all this damage, spent billions etc and wind up with something even less beneficial for the US than the original deal Obama worked out with Iran.
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During market hours? must be real then
Trump must be thrilled that some adults are finally willing to wade into this shitshow to clean it up for him. But how will his ego handle being told to leave, and not on his own terms?
**sends drones and ammo** pls stop war
Everyone comes up with new “potential Iran deals” during market hours. Hilarious. Let’s see what nonsense will be announced tomorrow.
Lets see how Iran reacts.. I suspect Iran wants this to go on a bit longer to prove a point. Trump can still somewhat walk away and declare it a win, Iran needs it to be a solid L.
So Pakistan went and spoke to China and decided a ceasefire plan without including Iran or USA or Israel.
Is that what it takes these days to be news to influence markets?
“Pakistan’s foreign minister told Axios the plan came together during his visit to Beijing on Tuesday. Asked whether he supports the new initiative, President Trump declined to comment on the specifics but told Axios the diplomacy with Iran was going well.”
Winnie the Pooh handles the situation, as Piglet squeels and throws tantrums.
This would honestly be pretty embarrassing for the U.S. if China ends up leading these negotiations. That’s a huge shift from where we used to be on the world stage.
At the very least, it should be a wake-up call. If other countries are stepping in and being seen as more effective at de-escalating conflicts that directly impact us, that says a lot about how far we’ve slipped.
Thats a new deal?
Doesn’t Pakistan have a mutual defense pact with Saudi Arabia?
Before the war Pakistan kept saying if the Saudis were attacked Pakistan would destroy the attackers.
The plan also excludes Israel’s security which is one of the reasons for the war.
What a timeline. China is helping negotiate a deal between Iran and the US and helping trump extricate himself from a disaster of his own making. Demanding other countries help him despite getting no coalition, and giving no warning of his abominable decision. Jeezus effing christ, trump is such a buffoon. Such a moron. Such an embarrassment. I know what you’re all going to say…yes, I’m being too kind.
Only Pakistan can save the world!!
The U.S needs a off-ramp…. Fucking take it Trump.
You just know he won’t though.
Iran’s handler spoke
Woof
Does that include the US not… firing? A “no-fly” zone against US and Israel enforced by China and Pakistan? Maybe with a Russian assist?
Oof. *Fallout Music*
I assume this is why the markets soared?
Me and my friend Ted were shooting the sht yesterday and our new peace deal between Russia and Ukraine is really gonna get traction.
If they took this deal then Iran would be wayyy better off than before and could make nukes/icbm with guaranteed security. Lol
If China is involved, then it’s never good for the globe.
So our brilliant Pedo Prez killed people and wasted $ to get….exactly what we had before but worse.
But what about regime change?
But if China can’t stop Israel from bombing, is there even an actual deal?
China probably wants to win the coveted FIFA peace price
This sounds like a “we want things to go back the way they were” type negotiation talk. I don’t even think a bunch of money from China is going to change Tehran’s mind.
It’d probably needs to come with weapons guarantees so they don’t easily get attacked again.
Fuck China. They’re helped putting Trump in office by pushing their psyop programming alongside North Korea on social media like Tiktok. Now they wanna act all innocent and helpful. Go fuck yourselves and free Tibet.
The strait will be opened when the Islamic Republic collapses after being overthrown by the Iranian people. The end of the regime is coming. Negotiating with the regime won’t work. That has been tried for decades and it never worked. It’s like negotiating with Hitler. It makes no sense because the regime keeps breaking the deals it signs.
I think we all know the end result. We will have done all this damage, spent billions etc and wind up with something even less beneficial for the US than the original deal Obama worked out with Iran.