“We leave because there’s no reason for us to do this,” Trump told reporters at the White House after a month of waging war with Iran.
Fit-Amoeba-5010 on
WTF, Trump is unbelievable.
WasteBinStuff on
Whelp. There it is. We’re never leaving.
AnastasiaWookieTits on
Thanks for the update, Trump. Can I get fries with that?
Technical_Ideal_5439 on
So typical, at this stage it would have been better for everyone, including the US if they had never started it in the first place. Then again he will say anything and “at this stage” leaves it open to say things have changed.
Though I assume “at this stage” means they have or are about to secure the oil.
chickyloo42by10 on
So, um… “Mission Accomplished” right?
Grow_away_420 on
Right after the healthcare plan?
mediocre_remnants on
Trump says all kinds of stuff and then changes his mind. It’s not even worth paying attention to what he says, just what he does.
WigSplitter117 on
So he’s going to invade at the weekend.
ctguy54 on
Two weeks in real time or in tump time?
The-Jesus_Christ on
So Trump further radicalised the government, likely radicalised the population that was, prior to this, largely friendly to the West, the Strait remains closed, the govt will be more now than ever intent on developing nukes, energy infrastructure across the gulf will take years to repair keeping oil costs high, so what, exactly, was achieved in all this? This is, for all intents and purposes, a defeat for the US.
No_Manufacturer868 on
So the complete opposite of what he says.
Critically32 on
When at we leaving? I’d never answer a stupid question like that.
But it’s 2 or 3 weeks, if you insist on knowing.
sandfleazzz on
TACO Tuesday.
Cottager_Northeast on
Two weeks is his standard distance to kick a can (any can) down the road.
skibbin on
Two Weeks™
schu4KSU on
The first rule of negotiation is to tell your opponent what you are going to do regardless their concessions.
East1st on
Didn’t Putin say the same thing 4 years ago?
Crazy-Ad5914 on
Wars the USA lost:
1812
Vietnam
Afghanistan
Iran
moomshiki on
It is a distraction and market manipulation. It’s definitely the opposite for another ‘surprise attack’. But the Iranians saw it from miles away.
bluemaciz on
Back to this “in 2 weeks” bs again?
Deervember on
I’m almost positive if Iran blew up Trump the whole world would cheer.
He must be one of the most despicable people in human history at the moment, slightly below Hitler but extremely close.
S_A_R_K on
After infrastructure week
Stunning_Mast2001 on
Uh oh, might come after infrastructure week
XenoRyet on
I know the press has to report on it because he’s the POTUS, but goddamn if it isn’t a useless endeavour because nothing he says has any meaning or bearing on reality.
pew-pew-bacca on
In those 2 or 3 weeks how many more troops will he deploy over there?
Oldiebones on
I guess that means we’ll be there for the rest of his presidency then 🙁
xParesh on
Trump wishes he could leave all the last two weeks of mayhem he caused like ok it’s getting late and I’m so done and ready for bed
grimace24 on
He said that two-three weeks ago. Yet, here we are.
ItsTimeToGoSleep on
Just a note that the markets closed at 4pm today for the first quarter. This is not a fluke.
RonnieBoy6969 on
FYI…. He also said we’d have his health care plan in 2-3 weeks…
Xsiah on
Is there some kind of filter that can automatically ignore all need that includes the words “Trump says”?
It literally doesn’t mean anything, ever.
Snoo77586 on
announcing to your enemy what you plan on doing is a solid strategy.
PurpleCoat6656 on
Oh yeah, that’s why another aircraft carrier is on the way….
AccomplishedPea132 on
Yeah know it’s bullshit. Next he will say America’s stayed because the UK needed help they couldn’t do it on their own.
turb0_encapsulator on
when he says two OR THREE you know it’s serious.
Like many habitual liars, Trump will often say something is two weeks away.
chicknfly on
haha Ok grandpa
Shopworn_Soul on
When my brother was little, his thing was always *”Two minutes! Just two minutes!”* in his desperate nightly attempts to avoid going to bed. He had no plan, he had nothing to do and he was obviously tired. He just didn’t want to go to bed.
That’s all I can hear from this guy any time he says *”Two weeks”.*
VanCityPhotoNewbie on
He said that already and the US is still fighting this war…
FreshCords on
The ‘ol “two weeks”. Stop me if we heard that one before…
fangelo2 on
Everything is in 2 weeks. His healthcare plan being an example. He knows in 2 weeks he will have done and said so many bat shit crazy things that it will just be lost in the deluge
Setekh79 on
So, 14 years then?
Robynsxx on
So, they be putting troops on the ground within 3-4 weeks. Got it.
Rock-Ski-Golf-Repeat on
Maybe in the next two weeks, Donald will be able to describe why Israel got him to bomb the crap out of Iran.
TheFoxsWeddingTarot on
I wonder what “2 week” trauma is haunting manbaby from his childhood.
ls40098 on
He uses the 2 week routine because he knows the average US person will have totally forgotten what their government does or says after a day or two.
Nard-Barf on
Fucking hell, here we go with the “2 weeks” shit again
2kids2adults on
The same 2-3 week timeline to share your beautiful new health care plan? That 2-3 weeks?
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“We leave because there’s no reason for us to do this,” Trump told reporters at the White House after a month of waging war with Iran.
WTF, Trump is unbelievable.
Whelp. There it is. We’re never leaving.
Thanks for the update, Trump. Can I get fries with that?
So typical, at this stage it would have been better for everyone, including the US if they had never started it in the first place. Then again he will say anything and “at this stage” leaves it open to say things have changed.
Though I assume “at this stage” means they have or are about to secure the oil.
So, um… “Mission Accomplished” right?
Right after the healthcare plan?
Trump says all kinds of stuff and then changes his mind. It’s not even worth paying attention to what he says, just what he does.
So he’s going to invade at the weekend.
Two weeks in real time or in tump time?
So Trump further radicalised the government, likely radicalised the population that was, prior to this, largely friendly to the West, the Strait remains closed, the govt will be more now than ever intent on developing nukes, energy infrastructure across the gulf will take years to repair keeping oil costs high, so what, exactly, was achieved in all this? This is, for all intents and purposes, a defeat for the US.
So the complete opposite of what he says.
When at we leaving? I’d never answer a stupid question like that.
But it’s 2 or 3 weeks, if you insist on knowing.
TACO Tuesday.
Two weeks is his standard distance to kick a can (any can) down the road.
Two Weeks™
The first rule of negotiation is to tell your opponent what you are going to do regardless their concessions.
Didn’t Putin say the same thing 4 years ago?
Wars the USA lost:
1812
Vietnam
Afghanistan
Iran
It is a distraction and market manipulation. It’s definitely the opposite for another ‘surprise attack’. But the Iranians saw it from miles away.
Back to this “in 2 weeks” bs again?
I’m almost positive if Iran blew up Trump the whole world would cheer.
He must be one of the most despicable people in human history at the moment, slightly below Hitler but extremely close.
After infrastructure week
Uh oh, might come after infrastructure week
I know the press has to report on it because he’s the POTUS, but goddamn if it isn’t a useless endeavour because nothing he says has any meaning or bearing on reality.
In those 2 or 3 weeks how many more troops will he deploy over there?
I guess that means we’ll be there for the rest of his presidency then 🙁
Trump wishes he could leave all the last two weeks of mayhem he caused like ok it’s getting late and I’m so done and ready for bed
He said that two-three weeks ago. Yet, here we are.
Just a note that the markets closed at 4pm today for the first quarter. This is not a fluke.
FYI…. He also said we’d have his health care plan in 2-3 weeks…
Is there some kind of filter that can automatically ignore all need that includes the words “Trump says”?
It literally doesn’t mean anything, ever.
announcing to your enemy what you plan on doing is a solid strategy.
Oh yeah, that’s why another aircraft carrier is on the way….
Yeah know it’s bullshit. Next he will say America’s stayed because the UK needed help they couldn’t do it on their own.
when he says two OR THREE you know it’s serious.
Like many habitual liars, Trump will often say something is two weeks away.
haha Ok grandpa
When my brother was little, his thing was always *”Two minutes! Just two minutes!”* in his desperate nightly attempts to avoid going to bed. He had no plan, he had nothing to do and he was obviously tired. He just didn’t want to go to bed.
That’s all I can hear from this guy any time he says *”Two weeks”.*
He said that already and the US is still fighting this war…
The ‘ol “two weeks”. Stop me if we heard that one before…
Everything is in 2 weeks. His healthcare plan being an example. He knows in 2 weeks he will have done and said so many bat shit crazy things that it will just be lost in the deluge
So, 14 years then?
So, they be putting troops on the ground within 3-4 weeks. Got it.
Maybe in the next two weeks, Donald will be able to describe why Israel got him to bomb the crap out of Iran.
I wonder what “2 week” trauma is haunting manbaby from his childhood.
He uses the 2 week routine because he knows the average US person will have totally forgotten what their government does or says after a day or two.
Fucking hell, here we go with the “2 weeks” shit again
The same 2-3 week timeline to share your beautiful new health care plan? That 2-3 weeks?