Iran says it will not reopen Strait of Hormuz because of Trump’s “ridiculous displays”

Source: pravda_eng_official

48 Comments

  1. phil_the_builder on

    Isnt it ridiculous that Iran talks sense in a twisted kind of way, while Trump fumbles and lies through this whole ordeal. If not for the civillian lifes lost, it would be pretty funny to see these two go at each other.

  2. BetSquare7190 on

    Rage quitting a war is almost unprecedented in history, unless I’m mistaken.

    Edit: a military defeat and rage quitting are not equivalent.

  3. Growing season is beginning and lack of fertilizer = pandemic level issues

    I don’t think people realize how serious this is. This isn’t just oil prices.. we are in a global recession right now.

    The stock market is showing how delusional it is.

  4. So reopening of the strait is not only dependent on the cessation of hostilities but the opinion of a regime of fanatical zealots on whether Donald fucking Trump is being a little bitch on his safe space Twitter?

    We’re fucked.

  5. Trump, “I personally talked to Iran and Iran said they would open the Hormuz!”

  6. LetterNo7829 on

    Suggestion to Iran: block US and Israeli ships and leave the rest of us alone. I could totally live that. 

  7. Bishopjones2112 on

    What’s fucking sad is Iran is standing up to trump more than anyone in congress. Calling out ridiculous displays, calling out lies.

  8. doublelist87 on

    TRUMPEDO is an idiot and thinks he is controlling the dialogue

    Better Wake Up Donnie you haven’t tangled with such a fierce enemy before

  9. Equivalent-Moment-78 on

    More proof that Trump shutting his mouth and not talking would help his agenda more than any other effort he could possibly make.

  10. The world is stuck between a rock and a hard place:

    a) Pay Iran, a brutal theocratic regime, for safe passage. Incur the wrath of Trump and the US.

    b) Try to help Trump forcibly open the strait which is nigh impossible.

    c) Sit back and wait for the upcoming recession/depression. Try to diversify your imports as fast as possible before your economy collapses.

  11. Key-Rough-8346 on

    Trump supporters never had to pay any consequences for Trump’s lies. Let’s see if they will leave their herd mentality when they have to suffer the consequences for once.

  12. So what will Trump announce tonight? Attacks with ground forces on Iranian islands?

  13. What a strange time to be alive in America. I am more likely to believe the other person, whomever is speaking opposite our own president. And it’s a self inflicted wound, Trump’s “straight talk” that his supporters were so fond of has never been straight, coherent, or honest. And so here we are. Words matter.

  14. Responsible_Bat3029 on

    Iran should say they’ll open it immediately upon Trump’s resignation.

  15. epicredditdude1 on

    It’s crazy how Trump is making Iran look like the reasonable party in this conflict. 

  16. Educational_Bend_941 on

    Iran is fucking clowning us. Jesus Christ someone needs to step in and get this guy out of office. Truman show him or something.

  17. doublelist87 on

    From a President who is a PEDOPHILE
    TRUMPEDO SHOULD BE PUT IN
    JAIL FOR RAPEING 13YEAR OLDS

  18. Just say they’ll open it when the US leaves and Trump is no longer president.

  19. BrownWrinkles on

    Gee, that’s shocking. I wish congress would demonstrate that level of situational awareness.

  20. Iran isn’t trust worthy either but they are right about those ridiculous displays and general buffoonery haha

  21. We’re going to be paying for this dumbass Iran attack for decades. How is any country going to trust us ever again?

  22. Let’s make a deal. Trump steps down and Iran reopens the Straight of Hormuz. Everyone wins. Well, everyone except the maga racist bigots. They love their pedo president.

  23. CharacterPayment8705 on

    So fucking sad that they are making more sense than the American president. Like we really are in bizarro world.

  24. So, was Trump playing April Fool or is Iran?

    Sad thing is we’d now believe what Iran says more than Trump.

  25. Why is it that the only nation or person on this planet willing to treat Trump like the fucking dipshit he is is fucking Iran?

  26. Environmental-Age149 on

    I wonder which of his stock market buddies just made bank off of this “news”

  27. I’m so looking forward to Grandpa Dementias speech tonight! What shade curtains do you think he picked out for the ballroom? Will everything be coated in faux gold? I sure hope the lightbulbs are incandescent and the toilets have powerful flushes.

  28. Everyones_Dead_Dave on

    What a crazy time to alive when you’re a really sorta rooting for iran

  29. PassionLong9552 on

    Yes Trump is ridiculous but it’s not ridiculous to cut off the world’s oil supply? Trump and Iran can both go to hell.

  30. Ignore his tantrums and release all the files Iran. That is the biggest hit he could take.

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