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  1. Good. Be afraid. It’s healthy for you to live in fear every moment of every day, right? I mean, that’s what y’all seem to think for everyone else.

  2. Adventurous-Arm5801 on

    Considering this administration has the whole American population living in fear on a daily basis I don’t care how he feels. *plays tiny violin*

  3. Angstrom_Wither on

    It takes a certain kind of shitbag to worry about being assassinated for their shitbag behavior and do absolutely nothing at all to be less of a shitbag.

    Plus, I don’t think it’s “assassination” when the killer is Jim Beam.

  4. absolutelynotagoblin on

    Considering the type of person he is and what the administration is doing to our country, if I were him, it would also be my primary fear.

  5. tacticalcraptical on

    There is a way to fix that, my man. Just go away and live a normal life doing anything else that is not a high profile, important job that you have no experience with. Easy.

  6. Why would anyone assassinate this guy?

    I mean, if I put myself in the shoes of say Russia or China, I want America weak.

    This guy is perfect, how would I do much better? Maybe he’s afraid of his own crazies? 

  7. >Pete Hegseth is terrified of assassination and is ‘crawling out of his skin:’

    Or as his native lizard people call it, ‘molting’.

  8. ConfusedTraveler34 on

    That’s super weird, I’ve always heard folks don’t get alcohol-induced paranoia until withdrawal.

  9. I don’t think anyone should have to live in fear of being gunned down, but hey, TripleSecDef, welcome to the country that the rest of your fellow Americans have been living in for years and that you’ve actively made worse. Too bad you’re unlikely to learn anything from your experience.

  10. FreeSpeechIsPainful on

    We haven’t had a single real assassin. Not one. Instead we are getting a crop of college kids with guns.

    You want to see a REAL assassin? Lets keep in mind that the right is accusing george soros of spending money “funding terrorists” fuck. So lets go and make a cost spreadsheet.

    FPV drones $500. You dont need george soros to afford that.

    Warheads. $1500ish? They can take out a tank. No armored car can take a direct hit and survive. You need to be driving an abrams. I am sure george soros has one or two.

    Smart ink license plates: $300. Because nothing makes cops more confused than fake license plate numbers on their recordings. Chump change for george soros

    Smart ink cars that can swap colors to escape cameras and go poof into the night: $75,000. oh yes, im sure george soros has alot of these.

    Work to remove all gps tracking systems as well as remove the drone’s location broadcast tags and scrub its serial numbers: $10,000 Easy money for the supposed terrorist funder george soros.

    That’s a real assassin.

    But have we seen a single real assassin? NO WE HAVE NOT. And why have we not? Because lets repeat it out loud. Free speech is not violence, george soros is not promoting your assassination, and just because college kids with guns are mad at you does not give you a fucking excuse to label anyone who does not like your religion, or likes to have sex with more than one person, or thinks capitalism is a crap system a terrorist. And get over your george soros kink. You just hate him cause he managed to escape hitlers concentration camps. Nazi.

  11. Why would anyone assassinate him? He’s a bumbling fool who is an intelligence agents wet dream. He doesnt even need foreign govts to try and steal state secrets from him, he sends them to newspapers himself.

    If hes involved in any war plans, those plans are going to fail.

  12. Heres an idea: hold a stupid meeting and call the military fat and tell them they aren’t men.

    And say it all like you yourself Peter, are an actual man worthy of setting the bar for others to meet. Im sure that will convince anyone out there who despises you to calm down.

    Good luck Pete.

  13. External-Medium-803 on

    Who did he offend on the right? The only “assassinations” are coming from the right. Is he scared of his own side?

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