“An army marches on its stomach” guess you should have thought of the logistics part of your invasion instead of just the boots on the ground.
mzieg on
It’s almost like every restaurant knows she’d try to arrest their entire kitchen staff.
AdHopeful3801 on
Almost as though the cosplay army doesn’t understand logistics.
You declared the place “a war zone” you are going to “pacify” by force, and are surprised at limited lunch options? Wait until you see a real war zone!
subUrbanMire on
Maybe eat a bowl of dicks.
doublelist87 on
Blah Blah Blah
This is the Fodder that MAGA thrives on
Someguy2189 on
Have the agents considered eating shit?
Demonofthedark1313 on
Have you ever seen her, she’s anorexic, she consumes so little food that it appears rickets have set in, look at her legs.
CockBrother on
OMG – Because no one will serve the hostile invaders – ICE agents have started eating the dogs. They’re eating the cats. Of the people that live there!
godzillachilla on
Imagine being such a rotten person that nobody wants to take your money
StultusNosferatu on
Please stay away from Pequod’s
LuvKrahft on
Yall can all eat shit, Noem.
Crime_train on
Does Kristi even eat lunch?
RoosterMedical on
Better check what is in that burrito before eating it.
HaxanWriter on
Ha. Fuck that Nazi rat.
fearjunkie on
It’s not enough that they’re evil, they’re whiny too
Thund3rbolt on
Puppy murdering skank needed to poop and was denied access when she tried to stink up an entire building and possibly all of Chicago. – Fixed the caption
J-the-Kidder on
That’s the most Chicago thing. A city known for it’s good scene, refusing to feed the invaders. Good on ya Chicago folks, fuck then fascists!
WaffleBlues on
Most restaurants don’t allow animals inside anyway.
CurrentlyLucid on
So pack a sandwich. If you want to be stinky assholes do not expect a warm welcome.
Timmmmmmmmm on
That’s why you don’t deport the tamale guy
Arch-Fey66 on
They’re missing g a good opportunity. Can’t eat with a mask on. Take pictures of their faces. Then, they can be identified.
kevendo on
The party that demands not to have to make wedding cakes for gay people also demands that you serve them lunch.
Good on you, Chicago, for letting them starve. Door dashers and caterers, I hope you too are doing the same.
Old_Channel44 on
Let them eat cake
tdieckman on
So the populace is rejecting the brown shirts. Good for them
smurfsundermybed on
Golly. If only there were some sort of meals available that were ready to eat.
With the number of agents she’s using, it would probably cost over $100,000, but she could approve the outlay herself.
wanderingpeddlar on
>“In fact, they don’t even let our ICE officers and our border patrol officers use restrooms and facilities,” she lamented
ICE was fully aware they were not wanted in Chicago
Even the National Guard was warned that the locals were going to have a bad reaction.
And the businesses in question have the right to refuse service to the ICE Mall Ninjas and anyone else. And I am here for it. 🙂
ModernTenshi04 on
Does she think the locals just fed troops we sent to the Middle East or some shit? 😂
“Hi, we’re here to occupy your town and round up folks because terrorism. Can we get five shawarmas to go and put a rush on it? Gonna raid the place across the street in like 30 minutes and we can’t bring freedom on an empty stomach ya know!”
Rare-Peak2697 on
I wonder if we’ll get some 3A case law out of this. Def wasn’t on my bingo card for 2025
UnauthorizedGoose on
I hope every restaurant she tries to go into denies her, just liked they denied her toilet access. Get the fuck out of here.
Grand-Try-3772 on
ICE Barbie has a thigh gap so wide it looks like she been riding on top an Amtrak train for most of her miserable life!
Ambitious_Egg9713 on
I mean typically if you invade a place, you better bring your own food.
chair-model on
Lots of great food in Chicago if you aren’t a fascist asshole
SillyGoatGruff on
Holy shit ICE agents are whining about being intimidated by random citizens. What a bunch of goddamn little mewling babies
kg110569 on
Her instagram chat is public, let her know how you feel. I did. Make sure it’s nothing threatening or illegal, but something simple like f*** you clown like I sent, felt quite nice
Ok-Vegetable-8170 on
Why not eat one of the dogs she just killed?
rusty_cutter on
Fantastic. Keep this up, Chicago. Show these thugs and fascists they aren’t welcome.
BarRegular2684 on
Only been to Chicago once but it was a great place. Was treated so well the white Sox are now my official emergency backup team.
Proud of Chicago today.
dreamwinder on
> Noem claimed residents are intimidating the armed, sometimes-masked, and largely unwanted federal officers.
Awww are the little army men scawed?
> While war zones aren’t exactly known for safe and secure public restrooms, Noem may have been projecting from her own experience in the Windy City on Saturday, where she was met with a barrage of anti-ICE protesters and denied entry to a government building where she’d tried to use the bathroom.
lol get fucked
swearingino on
I mean, don’t be a fascist and you can eat anywhere, unbothered.
Hanjaro31 on
Let them eat road kill. Fuck em.
greeneggsnyams on
What is, the third amendment? Alex?
Fiveofthem on
Tell them to pack a lunch like everyone else in economy.
mike0sd on
She thinks lunch choices are important but she didn’t think someone doing Nazi salutes at her boss’s inauguration event was anything to worry about
Necessary-Sell-4998 on
Proud of Chicago. Keep it up.
Dirt290 on
>Referring to the city as a “war zone,” Noem claimed residents are intimidating the armed, sometimes-masked, and largely unwanted federal officers.
Chicago residents are intimidating the armed, poorly-trained agents. We all saw it coming.
CmdDeadHand on
This administration has broken the one of the golden rules of American society.
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“An army marches on its stomach” guess you should have thought of the logistics part of your invasion instead of just the boots on the ground.
It’s almost like every restaurant knows she’d try to arrest their entire kitchen staff.
Almost as though the cosplay army doesn’t understand logistics.
You declared the place “a war zone” you are going to “pacify” by force, and are surprised at limited lunch options? Wait until you see a real war zone!
Maybe eat a bowl of dicks.
Blah Blah Blah
This is the Fodder that MAGA thrives on
Have the agents considered eating shit?
Have you ever seen her, she’s anorexic, she consumes so little food that it appears rickets have set in, look at her legs.
OMG – Because no one will serve the hostile invaders – ICE agents have started eating the dogs. They’re eating the cats. Of the people that live there!
Imagine being such a rotten person that nobody wants to take your money
Please stay away from Pequod’s
Yall can all eat shit, Noem.
Does Kristi even eat lunch?
Better check what is in that burrito before eating it.
Ha. Fuck that Nazi rat.
It’s not enough that they’re evil, they’re whiny too
Puppy murdering skank needed to poop and was denied access when she tried to stink up an entire building and possibly all of Chicago. – Fixed the caption
That’s the most Chicago thing. A city known for it’s good scene, refusing to feed the invaders. Good on ya Chicago folks, fuck then fascists!
Most restaurants don’t allow animals inside anyway.
So pack a sandwich. If you want to be stinky assholes do not expect a warm welcome.
That’s why you don’t deport the tamale guy
They’re missing g a good opportunity. Can’t eat with a mask on. Take pictures of their faces. Then, they can be identified.
The party that demands not to have to make wedding cakes for gay people also demands that you serve them lunch.
Good on you, Chicago, for letting them starve. Door dashers and caterers, I hope you too are doing the same.
Let them eat cake
So the populace is rejecting the brown shirts. Good for them
Golly. If only there were some sort of meals available that were ready to eat.
With the number of agents she’s using, it would probably cost over $100,000, but she could approve the outlay herself.
>“In fact, they don’t even let our ICE officers and our border patrol officers use restrooms and facilities,” she lamented
ICE was fully aware they were not wanted in Chicago
Even the National Guard was warned that the locals were going to have a bad reaction.
And the businesses in question have the right to refuse service to the ICE Mall Ninjas and anyone else. And I am here for it. 🙂
Does she think the locals just fed troops we sent to the Middle East or some shit? 😂
“Hi, we’re here to occupy your town and round up folks because terrorism. Can we get five shawarmas to go and put a rush on it? Gonna raid the place across the street in like 30 minutes and we can’t bring freedom on an empty stomach ya know!”
I wonder if we’ll get some 3A case law out of this. Def wasn’t on my bingo card for 2025
I hope every restaurant she tries to go into denies her, just liked they denied her toilet access. Get the fuck out of here.
ICE Barbie has a thigh gap so wide it looks like she been riding on top an Amtrak train for most of her miserable life!
I mean typically if you invade a place, you better bring your own food.
Lots of great food in Chicago if you aren’t a fascist asshole
Holy shit ICE agents are whining about being intimidated by random citizens. What a bunch of goddamn little mewling babies
Her instagram chat is public, let her know how you feel. I did. Make sure it’s nothing threatening or illegal, but something simple like f*** you clown like I sent, felt quite nice
Why not eat one of the dogs she just killed?
Fantastic. Keep this up, Chicago. Show these thugs and fascists they aren’t welcome.
Only been to Chicago once but it was a great place. Was treated so well the white Sox are now my official emergency backup team.
Proud of Chicago today.
> Noem claimed residents are intimidating the armed, sometimes-masked, and largely unwanted federal officers.
Awww are the little army men scawed?
> While war zones aren’t exactly known for safe and secure public restrooms, Noem may have been projecting from her own experience in the Windy City on Saturday, where she was met with a barrage of anti-ICE protesters and denied entry to a government building where she’d tried to use the bathroom.
lol get fucked
I mean, don’t be a fascist and you can eat anywhere, unbothered.
Let them eat road kill. Fuck em.
What is, the third amendment? Alex?
Tell them to pack a lunch like everyone else in economy.
She thinks lunch choices are important but she didn’t think someone doing Nazi salutes at her boss’s inauguration event was anything to worry about
Proud of Chicago. Keep it up.
>Referring to the city as a “war zone,” Noem claimed residents are intimidating the armed, sometimes-masked, and largely unwanted federal officers.
Chicago residents are intimidating the armed, poorly-trained agents. We all saw it coming.
This administration has broken the one of the golden rules of American society.
Do not fuck with the people that serve you food.