Snippet from this article: In a lifetime studying the behavior of chimpanzees, Jane Goodall became something of an authority on the aggressiveness of alpha male adults. Now, in an interview released just days after her death, the famed primatologist reveals what she would do with Donald Trump, Elon Musk and other human beings she saw as showing similar traits: launch them on a one-way trip into space.
The insight into Goodall’s thinking comes in the Netflix documentary Famous Last Words, recorded in March and kept under wraps until her death last week at the age of 91.
“There are people I don’t like, and I would like to put them on one of Musk’s spaceships and send them all off to the planet he’s sure he’s going to discover,” Goodall tells interviewer Brad Falchuk during the revelatory 55-minute special discussing her life, work and legacy.
Would Musk, the SpaceX founder and Trump ally with a penchant for apparent Nazi-style salutes and firing thousands of federal workers, be among them, Falchuk wanted to know.
“Oh, absolutely. He’d be the host. You can imagine who I’d put on that spaceship. Along with Musk would be Trump and some of Trump’s real supporters,” she said.
Made_Human_Music on
I’ve seen some MAGAts say this is a call for violence. They’re seriously stupid people
Designer-Contract852 on
Smart woman
PrudentNaysayer on
We should do it in her memory.
What a tribute that would be.
changeforthebetter89 on
When did she say that?
somekindofdruiddude on
And now her private army of chimpanzees will have to pick up where she left off.
BrixFlipped on
We lost a legend.
ezagreb on
She was really ahead of her time
tjk45268 on
But Musk’s rockets tend to explode in flight, and that could be bad. /s
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Defelj on
Honestly this as a punishment in general for extreme Criminals would be interesting lmao. Like ok. You don’t want the death penalty? You get to go to space. Alone. With limited food and no control. Maybe you’ll meet an alien, maybe you’ll find god. Whatever happens, you won’t be coming back here.
Mission-Meaning377 on
TIL Jane Goodall is still alive
AntifaSux on
She played with monkeys, so why does her opinion matter? Plus. News flash. She’s dead.
Ohuigin on
From someone who knows apes and their shit so well, I would trust no one else‘s opinion more than hers.
ScarOk7853 on
Very smart lady
AdrenochromeDream on
Based
specqq on
If you’re being merciful you’d put them in two separate spacecraft.
redditknees on
Same girl, same. Only I would set the guidance trajectory toward the sun.
OdinsLightning on
Really a waste of energy. A couple bricks and you can explore the bottom of the ocean.
exqueezemenow on
Isn’t there some kind of Make-A-Wish organization to help with this?
OneLoveOneWorld2025 on
As well their primary supporters, Putin, Xi and Netanyahu. Sounds like a great plan…
While I am a fan and a proponent of her efforts to further conservation of ecosystems as they are a legacy that belongs to all of humanity, I am critical of her attempts to weaken the categorial difference between human and animal.
But launching those two unequivical enemies of the universality of human kind to Mars, where they can build red sandcastles and quibble over who is emperor or CEO or whatever – that is something I can get behind without reservation.
Scarfwearer on
For JG to come out and say that, y’all done really fucked up.
indefilade on
Sensible idea.
Jamizon1 on
She’s not alone. Billions of people feel the exact same way.
weaponjaerevenge on
With her rockets, of course. Super helpful headline!
Ok-Wealth-7322 on
This country would be a lot better off if we let Elon fast track Mars colonization by starting the journey himself and offering to take any fanboy who volunteers along with him. Make it fully taxpayer funded, give their family compensation even if you like, since they won’t be coming back because they’ll be too busy taming the Red Planet. Meanwhile while they’re gone we might actually be able to get some shit done.
Signal_Category429 on
We luv her.
Prometheusf3ar on
Can we include Peter thief, Steven Miller, the entire Supreme Court, the senate except for Bernie, most of the house, Betsy Devos, the entire IDF and Ted cruise a second time.
TheMesaanger on
Based
Fabulous_Pressure_96 on
Who wouldn’t
tigbittylove on
I’d say launch Elon to space but trump deserves a more fitting type of thing
AltForMyHealth on
Love when the good DON’T die young.
fballfreak0102 on
I love how old people like her are spending the end of their lives completely angry, scared and sad.
So deserved for pushing terrible beliefs their whole lives.
Everyone who is a hippie in the 60s is dying in the world controlled by Trump and the Republicans.
Praise God
Intelligent_Top_328 on
Nah Jane. Elon still has work to do with SpaceX
1cat2dogs1horse on
I only wish more people had really listened to what she had advocated for so many years. A very wise and learned woman.
igotabridgetosell on
Elon, Trump, some of un-named Trump’s appointees, and Netanyahu were named by her.
Kartikp02 on
Jane Goodall dropping truth bombs from beyond: Alpha male chimps swagger for dominance, just like Trump/Musk/Putin/Xi/Netanyahu’s crew—aggression over brains, until they crash. Launching them on a one-way Musk rocket? Iconic final mic drop from the chimp whisperer who saw through human BS. RIP to a legend who fought for the planet till 91—her hope for ‘compassionate citizens’ hits harder now. Who’s your add to that spaceship manifest? Mine: Hegseth for the DEI rants.
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Snippet from this article: In a lifetime studying the behavior of chimpanzees, Jane Goodall became something of an authority on the aggressiveness of alpha male adults. Now, in an interview released just days after her death, the famed primatologist reveals what she would do with Donald Trump, Elon Musk and other human beings she saw as showing similar traits: launch them on a one-way trip into space.
The insight into Goodall’s thinking comes in the Netflix documentary Famous Last Words, recorded in March and kept under wraps until her death last week at the age of 91.
“There are people I don’t like, and I would like to put them on one of Musk’s spaceships and send them all off to the planet he’s sure he’s going to discover,” Goodall tells interviewer Brad Falchuk during the revelatory 55-minute special discussing her life, work and legacy.
Would Musk, the SpaceX founder and Trump ally with a penchant for apparent Nazi-style salutes and firing thousands of federal workers, be among them, Falchuk wanted to know.
“Oh, absolutely. He’d be the host. You can imagine who I’d put on that spaceship. Along with Musk would be Trump and some of Trump’s real supporters,” she said.
I’ve seen some MAGAts say this is a call for violence. They’re seriously stupid people
Smart woman
We should do it in her memory.
What a tribute that would be.
When did she say that?
And now her private army of chimpanzees will have to pick up where she left off.
We lost a legend.
She was really ahead of her time
But Musk’s rockets tend to explode in flight, and that could be bad. /s
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Honestly this as a punishment in general for extreme Criminals would be interesting lmao. Like ok. You don’t want the death penalty? You get to go to space. Alone. With limited food and no control. Maybe you’ll meet an alien, maybe you’ll find god. Whatever happens, you won’t be coming back here.
TIL Jane Goodall is still alive
She played with monkeys, so why does her opinion matter? Plus. News flash. She’s dead.
From someone who knows apes and their shit so well, I would trust no one else‘s opinion more than hers.
Very smart lady
Based
If you’re being merciful you’d put them in two separate spacecraft.
Same girl, same. Only I would set the guidance trajectory toward the sun.
Really a waste of energy. A couple bricks and you can explore the bottom of the ocean.
Isn’t there some kind of Make-A-Wish organization to help with this?
As well their primary supporters, Putin, Xi and Netanyahu. Sounds like a great plan…
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While I am a fan and a proponent of her efforts to further conservation of ecosystems as they are a legacy that belongs to all of humanity, I am critical of her attempts to weaken the categorial difference between human and animal.
But launching those two unequivical enemies of the universality of human kind to Mars, where they can build red sandcastles and quibble over who is emperor or CEO or whatever – that is something I can get behind without reservation.
For JG to come out and say that, y’all done really fucked up.
Sensible idea.
She’s not alone. Billions of people feel the exact same way.
With her rockets, of course. Super helpful headline!
This country would be a lot better off if we let Elon fast track Mars colonization by starting the journey himself and offering to take any fanboy who volunteers along with him. Make it fully taxpayer funded, give their family compensation even if you like, since they won’t be coming back because they’ll be too busy taming the Red Planet. Meanwhile while they’re gone we might actually be able to get some shit done.
We luv her.
Can we include Peter thief, Steven Miller, the entire Supreme Court, the senate except for Bernie, most of the house, Betsy Devos, the entire IDF and Ted cruise a second time.
Based
Who wouldn’t
I’d say launch Elon to space but trump deserves a more fitting type of thing
Love when the good DON’T die young.
I love how old people like her are spending the end of their lives completely angry, scared and sad.
So deserved for pushing terrible beliefs their whole lives.
Everyone who is a hippie in the 60s is dying in the world controlled by Trump and the Republicans.
Praise God
Nah Jane. Elon still has work to do with SpaceX
I only wish more people had really listened to what she had advocated for so many years. A very wise and learned woman.
Elon, Trump, some of un-named Trump’s appointees, and Netanyahu were named by her.
Jane Goodall dropping truth bombs from beyond: Alpha male chimps swagger for dominance, just like Trump/Musk/Putin/Xi/Netanyahu’s crew—aggression over brains, until they crash. Launching them on a one-way Musk rocket? Iconic final mic drop from the chimp whisperer who saw through human BS. RIP to a legend who fought for the planet till 91—her hope for ‘compassionate citizens’ hits harder now. Who’s your add to that spaceship manifest? Mine: Hegseth for the DEI rants.