I just wish we could make him sit through 20 hours of shit a day LIKE A REAL PRESIDENT for a week and see what the fuck he does.
biaggio on
It seems pretty clear, with the rambling nonsense that comes out of his mouth, that he’s dementing. The question is when it will get so bad that even the gutless republicans have to do something about it. Are any of them above shame?
Apprehensive_Idea758 on
Gavin Newsom for president of the United States of America 2028.
daveinfv on
“Weekend at Donnie’s”
Luckydog12 on
Stinky gross old man is sleepy. America is so HOT right now.
aegenium on
Dozey Don. I think this fits. I’m gonna call him this from now on. Well, inbetween traitorous cur and fascist tyrant.
Individual-Ad-4640 on
I like it. Dozy Don😭
vox_popul1 on
The uppers they have given him in the past gotta have some stiff side effects.
Dnemesis123 on
Trump is a weak individual. And anyone who follows him is a joke.
Total_Degree_5320 on
Nobel for Trump
Beavis73 on
> The president has odd sleep habits, multiple people inside the administration have revealed.
>
> Vice President JD Vance told Fox News last month that Trump “doesn’t have an off switch” and doesn’t seem to get much shut-eye.
>
> “Sometimes the president will call you at 12:30 or 2:00 in the morning, and then he’ll call you at 6:00 in the morning about a totally different topic,” Vance said. “It’s like, ‘Mr. President, did you go to sleep last night?’”
>
> Bondi said a week later on Katie Miller’s podcast: “None of us can keep up with him, we always joke…I don’t know how he does it. I mean, none of us know when he sleeps. He’s working all the time and it’s just constant for him.”
We need to start calling him the Dump Trump. But Dozy Don is good too.
HeMiddleStartInT on
Aw Lawd: he’s dementin’!
Last_Pineapple_6361 on
Dozy Don calling a Joe Sleepy … time for younger people and not his hand picked pedo peddlers
Vegetable_Park_3259 on
Dozy Don goes actually hard. Sticks more than Dementia Don. Both are accurate tho regardless of the word.
TheCambrianImplosion on
Low energy. Pedophile. Sad. Everyone’s saying it.
woahmanthatscool on
He’s gonna hate that nickname lol
Cheddarlicious on
Diaper Donny is Dozy Don? Idk, Diaper Donny seems more fitting and insulting. Which makes it perfect.
Wild-Profession2703 on
That “your side too” deflection is GOP’s greatest hit—blame game while the nap king dozes through the plot. Hit a rally back in ’20, watched him trail off mid-sentence like a battery dying; crowd filled the silence with “USA,” turning it into a sad echo chamber. Unserious doesn’t even scratch the surface.
cutshop on
Who is the little douche talking and regurgitating all of his false talking points. No wonder he is falling asleep…”I know kid, I made that up a few years ago.”
jrodfantastic on
He ran for president because he needs constant praise from rallys, not because he has any interest in actually doing the job.
Oh, and the crimes, he trying to commit or avoid being charged with crimes. Those too.
mnemy on
He’s probably on a bunch of blood pressure meds. Have an elderly family friend that got those really swollen ankles, and more. Think Randy Marsh getting medical MJ.
After getting out of the hospital, he has been on a bunch of meds that completely wipe him out. He gets very frustrated that his mind only works for short stretches before it’s time to re-dose.
Sad for the family friend (who’s ironically a huge Trumper, but we ignore it best we can).
Not so sad for the asshole with a death grip on power and will ruin millions of lives for his own greed.
daanf2000 on
Dozy don realy a good name
batgirlyy30 on
The rumors about Trump’s dementia are concerning. We deserve transparency about his health
BlackAle on
Dumb Dozy Don.
Netalott on
Niece, Mary Trump and nephew, Fred Trump, know Donnie isn’t all there. Mary Trump has a lot to say about her uncle, none of it flattering. [https://substack.com/@marytrump](https://substack.com/@marytrump)
kaadj on
I know this is fucking dumb to be annoyed about but it really bothers me. Drowsy Donald flows better. It just does and it’s fucking annoying every time I see something that almost that when it’s right fucking there.
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Newsom 2028!!!
I just wish we could make him sit through 20 hours of shit a day LIKE A REAL PRESIDENT for a week and see what the fuck he does.
It seems pretty clear, with the rambling nonsense that comes out of his mouth, that he’s dementing. The question is when it will get so bad that even the gutless republicans have to do something about it. Are any of them above shame?
Gavin Newsom for president of the United States of America 2028.
“Weekend at Donnie’s”
Stinky gross old man is sleepy. America is so HOT right now.
Dozey Don. I think this fits. I’m gonna call him this from now on. Well, inbetween traitorous cur and fascist tyrant.
I like it. Dozy Don😭
The uppers they have given him in the past gotta have some stiff side effects.
Trump is a weak individual. And anyone who follows him is a joke.
Nobel for Trump
> The president has odd sleep habits, multiple people inside the administration have revealed.
>
> Vice President JD Vance told Fox News last month that Trump “doesn’t have an off switch” and doesn’t seem to get much shut-eye.
>
> “Sometimes the president will call you at 12:30 or 2:00 in the morning, and then he’ll call you at 6:00 in the morning about a totally different topic,” Vance said. “It’s like, ‘Mr. President, did you go to sleep last night?’”
>
> Bondi said a week later on Katie Miller’s podcast: “None of us can keep up with him, we always joke…I don’t know how he does it. I mean, none of us know when he sleeps. He’s working all the time and it’s just constant for him.”
[Amphetaphetaphetaphetamine](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTbdnUMytXQ)
We need to start calling him the Dump Trump. But Dozy Don is good too.
Aw Lawd: he’s dementin’!
Dozy Don calling a Joe Sleepy … time for younger people and not his hand picked pedo peddlers
Dozy Don goes actually hard. Sticks more than Dementia Don. Both are accurate tho regardless of the word.
Low energy. Pedophile. Sad. Everyone’s saying it.
He’s gonna hate that nickname lol
Diaper Donny is Dozy Don? Idk, Diaper Donny seems more fitting and insulting. Which makes it perfect.
That “your side too” deflection is GOP’s greatest hit—blame game while the nap king dozes through the plot. Hit a rally back in ’20, watched him trail off mid-sentence like a battery dying; crowd filled the silence with “USA,” turning it into a sad echo chamber. Unserious doesn’t even scratch the surface.
Who is the little douche talking and regurgitating all of his false talking points. No wonder he is falling asleep…”I know kid, I made that up a few years ago.”
He ran for president because he needs constant praise from rallys, not because he has any interest in actually doing the job.
Oh, and the crimes, he trying to commit or avoid being charged with crimes. Those too.
He’s probably on a bunch of blood pressure meds. Have an elderly family friend that got those really swollen ankles, and more. Think Randy Marsh getting medical MJ.
After getting out of the hospital, he has been on a bunch of meds that completely wipe him out. He gets very frustrated that his mind only works for short stretches before it’s time to re-dose.
Sad for the family friend (who’s ironically a huge Trumper, but we ignore it best we can).
Not so sad for the asshole with a death grip on power and will ruin millions of lives for his own greed.
Dozy don realy a good name
The rumors about Trump’s dementia are concerning. We deserve transparency about his health
Dumb Dozy Don.
Niece, Mary Trump and nephew, Fred Trump, know Donnie isn’t all there. Mary Trump has a lot to say about her uncle, none of it flattering. [https://substack.com/@marytrump](https://substack.com/@marytrump)
I know this is fucking dumb to be annoyed about but it really bothers me. Drowsy Donald flows better. It just does and it’s fucking annoying every time I see something that almost that when it’s right fucking there.