My thoughts and prayers go to the doctors analyzing his stool sample.
SuperstitiousPigeon5 on
He’s probably going to be getting a heart transplant from one of the 1200 people missing from the Florida ICE detention facility.
dchunk82 on
Dear Grim Reaper, I don’t ask you for much…
PopPalsUnited on
He’s going to be so proud he could tell the time on the clock and what animals are in his cognitive test.
alhazad85 on
Weight, weight. The fat fuck can’t mcdonalds his way into Jesus’s arms? I literally can’t understand this, as I was promised he was the chosen one by super credible Christian leaders.
_MrBalls_ on
“Healthcare for me but not for thee”-🍊
alloutofchewingum on
K just let us know when he croaks, stop getting our hopes up over nothing
N0n3of_This_Matter5 on
Time to make a new bingo card!!!
Regular_Objective914 on
He’s old as dust of course he has something pop up every other week that’s just old people stuff
steve_ample on
Mr. President, I’m afraid you are the sickest man in the United States. You have everything.
Upstairs-Egg on
He’s not going to die, don’t get your hopes up.
nasorrty346tfrgser on
So if you do the math, it would be 4 yearly check up in one year. Totally normal you know. /s
BearSquid7 on
He’s mini-stroking out
RedofPaw on
Those Epstein files being constantly talked about must be stressful. And you know what they say about stress.
TobioOkuma1 on
Didn’t he also say one of his goals was to survive? That combined with this should give extreme cause for concern
verugan on
He’s fucking old and disgustingly out of shape, fingers crossed.
blankmedaddy on
He’s old af and eats garbage every day. So…
hazardling on
Im worried guys, what if he’s fine?
Showmethepathplease on
Just his quarterly annual
Nothing to see here for the healthiest 5’11” 280lb 79 year old
SecretAsianMan42069 on
Please
thethrill_707 on
Perhaps the best part of this post is that NO ONE is going to tell Donny how to care for himself. He knows everything about anything and some uppity educated physician isn’t going to convince him otherwise. So, like most of his endeavors, this will blow up in his face.
ciopobbi on
The one headline I’m praying for.
BernieWasBest on
That hand bruise and the weeks missing from public view show he’s going through something serious and they’re hiding it.
phinatolisar on
>A recent poll found about half of Americans think Trump is too old to be president,
Things he is certifiably too old for: Military service, airline pilot, National park law enforcement ranger, Air traffic controller, Firefighters, Judge. How only half of Americans think he is too old shows this country is unfixable.
ISquareThings on
This can be his last trip
wonkey_monkey on
“Mr President, it’s time for your visit to Walter Reed.”
“Ugh I hate that guy.”
ENORMOUS_HORSECOCK on
My fingers are crossed for the best possible outcome
wengelite on
They have consistently lied about his health and physical condition and had quacks signing the letters released to the press; nothing they say can be trusted.
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My thoughts and prayers go to the doctors analyzing his stool sample.
He’s probably going to be getting a heart transplant from one of the 1200 people missing from the Florida ICE detention facility.
Dear Grim Reaper, I don’t ask you for much…
He’s going to be so proud he could tell the time on the clock and what animals are in his cognitive test.
Weight, weight. The fat fuck can’t mcdonalds his way into Jesus’s arms? I literally can’t understand this, as I was promised he was the chosen one by super credible Christian leaders.
“Healthcare for me but not for thee”-🍊
K just let us know when he croaks, stop getting our hopes up over nothing
Time to make a new bingo card!!!
He’s old as dust of course he has something pop up every other week that’s just old people stuff
Mr. President, I’m afraid you are the sickest man in the United States. You have everything.
He’s not going to die, don’t get your hopes up.
So if you do the math, it would be 4 yearly check up in one year. Totally normal you know. /s
He’s mini-stroking out
Those Epstein files being constantly talked about must be stressful. And you know what they say about stress.
Didn’t he also say one of his goals was to survive? That combined with this should give extreme cause for concern
He’s fucking old and disgustingly out of shape, fingers crossed.
He’s old af and eats garbage every day. So…
Im worried guys, what if he’s fine?
Just his quarterly annual
Nothing to see here for the healthiest 5’11” 280lb 79 year old
Please
Perhaps the best part of this post is that NO ONE is going to tell Donny how to care for himself. He knows everything about anything and some uppity educated physician isn’t going to convince him otherwise. So, like most of his endeavors, this will blow up in his face.
The one headline I’m praying for.
That hand bruise and the weeks missing from public view show he’s going through something serious and they’re hiding it.
>A recent poll found about half of Americans think Trump is too old to be president,
Things he is certifiably too old for: Military service, airline pilot, National park law enforcement ranger, Air traffic controller, Firefighters, Judge. How only half of Americans think he is too old shows this country is unfixable.
This can be his last trip
“Mr President, it’s time for your visit to Walter Reed.”
“Ugh I hate that guy.”
My fingers are crossed for the best possible outcome
They have consistently lied about his health and physical condition and had quacks signing the letters released to the press; nothing they say can be trusted.