My father also has trouble standing. He’s had 2 strokes.
Mike_italiano on
If this was your grandpa you wouldn’t want him having the keys to a honda civic, let alone the damn nuclear codes
OkayButFoRealz on
May he do a Mitch McConnell tripping over them flabby stankles.
Ok_Cupcake375 on
for a second I thought **”Cankles-Stricken Trump”** was the name of the lost lost brother or cousin of Donald J. Trump.
tekguy1982 on
Swelling in both legs/ankles, shortness of breath, fatigue, and difficulty standing or walking for long is 100% signs of heart failure.
NYC_Underground on
Obligatory, if… ‘Joe Biden was too old and sick to stand through a meeting in the oval office’
MAGA will probably say that he’s conserving energy so he can fuck ~~little girls~~ ~~the economy~~ ~~our civil liberties~~ his ~~escort~~ wife.
NamelessResearcher on
How dare *The Daily Beast* be insensitive towards our president! He has bone spurs, too, you know, and that prevented him from going to Vietnam!
commanderclif on
Such a weak pathetic little man
Tokie-Dokie on
Trump makes Fetterman look like a triathlete.
Ganjajp on
Nixon had a dog named Checkers. Trump needs a pet weasel named Cankles.
JimFknLahey on
get him a golden throne with working plumbing as he is prone to accidents
Silly-avocatoe on
Does anyone suspect he has gout?
thistimelineisweird on
God he’s so fucking fat and it’s just disgusting. An embodiment of his voters in every category.
Probable_Bison on
But his doctor said he has the heart of a 65 year old!
ufotheater on
I had an IG post saved where a gerontolgist who cares for people Trump’s age gave a diagnosis. He noted that Trump had a tadalafil tablet on a lectern with him, which treats pulmonary arterial hypertension (and erectile disfunction) and explains the cankles. Further he noted that Trump is probably taking IV diuretics to treat kidney disease, and the entry point is likely his hand, which explains the bruising.
The post has since disappeared.
PrincesStarButterfly on
These people used to complain about Biden, but Trump can’t even be bothered to stand.
Lord_Hitachi on
I like presidents who can stand up
Aggressive-Will-4500 on
Well, if you don’t want to have to stand for an hour and a half, have your sycophants cut out the hour of praising Dear Leader Trump, and just cut to the chase.
wranglero2 on
He isn’t healthy enough to be president! Physically or mentally!
Nach0Maker on
I just took a shit and it also was incapable of standing on its own.
zehn78 on
FDR didn’t complain about standing.
AdRoutine9961 on
Fat Fuck and Donald J Trump Fucks Children!
jabo19 on
But he has the musculature and dimensions of prime Muhammad Ali according to him.
Could he be lying? Lol
ph0b0sdeim0s on
Old and low energy weak Donny Draftdodger
Craneteam on
If you watch clips from that press conference, you can see how incredibly tired he gets. That man is struggling and I have an emergency dessert to celebrate that day
BlooDoge on
I hope it hurts like fuck
blackmobius on
“Perfect health” president
CanadasNeighbor on
>”I wanna start by thanking president trump. Sir, from the first phone call we had…”
Good lord, he’s surrounded by a bunch of fuckin brown nosers.
Lightbringer10000 on
Its more about the diarrhea sliding down the cankles …turning him into a Golgothen
like in the movie dogma
ProgressBartender on
He sounds tired.
clovisx on
Any time now… any time. Just waiting for the day, everyday.
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Healthiest man alive.
My father also has trouble standing. He’s had 2 strokes.
If this was your grandpa you wouldn’t want him having the keys to a honda civic, let alone the damn nuclear codes
May he do a Mitch McConnell tripping over them flabby stankles.
for a second I thought **”Cankles-Stricken Trump”** was the name of the lost lost brother or cousin of Donald J. Trump.
Swelling in both legs/ankles, shortness of breath, fatigue, and difficulty standing or walking for long is 100% signs of heart failure.
Obligatory, if… ‘Joe Biden was too old and sick to stand through a meeting in the oval office’
MAGA will probably say that he’s conserving energy so he can fuck ~~little girls~~ ~~the economy~~ ~~our civil liberties~~ his ~~escort~~ wife.
How dare *The Daily Beast* be insensitive towards our president! He has bone spurs, too, you know, and that prevented him from going to Vietnam!
Such a weak pathetic little man
Trump makes Fetterman look like a triathlete.
Nixon had a dog named Checkers. Trump needs a pet weasel named Cankles.
get him a golden throne with working plumbing as he is prone to accidents
Does anyone suspect he has gout?
God he’s so fucking fat and it’s just disgusting. An embodiment of his voters in every category.
But his doctor said he has the heart of a 65 year old!
I had an IG post saved where a gerontolgist who cares for people Trump’s age gave a diagnosis. He noted that Trump had a tadalafil tablet on a lectern with him, which treats pulmonary arterial hypertension (and erectile disfunction) and explains the cankles. Further he noted that Trump is probably taking IV diuretics to treat kidney disease, and the entry point is likely his hand, which explains the bruising.
The post has since disappeared.
These people used to complain about Biden, but Trump can’t even be bothered to stand.
I like presidents who can stand up
Well, if you don’t want to have to stand for an hour and a half, have your sycophants cut out the hour of praising Dear Leader Trump, and just cut to the chase.
He isn’t healthy enough to be president! Physically or mentally!
I just took a shit and it also was incapable of standing on its own.
FDR didn’t complain about standing.
Fat Fuck and Donald J Trump Fucks Children!
But he has the musculature and dimensions of prime Muhammad Ali according to him.
Could he be lying? Lol
Old and low energy weak Donny Draftdodger
If you watch clips from that press conference, you can see how incredibly tired he gets. That man is struggling and I have an emergency dessert to celebrate that day
I hope it hurts like fuck
“Perfect health” president
>”I wanna start by thanking president trump. Sir, from the first phone call we had…”
Good lord, he’s surrounded by a bunch of fuckin brown nosers.
Its more about the diarrhea sliding down the cankles …turning him into a Golgothen
like in the movie dogma
He sounds tired.
Any time now… any time. Just waiting for the day, everyday.
Actual headline!
Trump diddles and rapes kids 😯