Trying $230 million extortion of taxpayers to add to his other crimes. But listen to MAGAts tell how he is only president out of the goodness of his heart and isn’t profiting from it.
TintedApostle on
Somebody just roll Jumanji already….
thistimelineisweird on
Multiply that by a thousand when we seize their assets.
umassmza on
There’s no way to frame this as anything other than corruption. He’s just outright stealing at this point.
And of course Karolyn’s Leavitt will feign outrage. Just like she did when a reporter asked about Kushner influencing foreign policy for the Mideast while taking billions of Saudi and Qatari money.
Can’t wait for the next president to knock down his tacky ballroom
Vast_Breadfruit_162 on
I think he already has.
Ace_Bearbus-73 on
Ultimate grifter.
ChopperChange on
Trump should have been brought down on RICO charges decades ago.
masterchefguy on
He had an inspection of Fort Knox, we can probably expect the reserve to be robbed.
pentultimate on
Im sure its coming if he can get away with it.
jfcmofo on
Pretty likely he never paid his lawyers anyways.
AINonsense on
There should be more gold than that in Ft Knox.
Did anyone count it after Mnuchin’s visit, though?
itzaMacky on
How do u know it’s not already at Mara-Lardo
hskfmn on
And we’re expected to believe that the guy who —
– takes Qatari bribes
– builds a $250 million ballroom (while tearing down the White House)
– bails out Argentina over US farmers
– pardons criminals & rioters
– cozies up to global autocrats and dictators
– terrorizes American citizens and their families
– ignores due process
– launches vindictive prosecutions against his political enemies
– wants to strip Medicaid and Medicare away
I could go on, but I won’t…but I could…
The point is that he promised the American people that he would bring costs down and bring America into a golden age. He has done absolutely *NOTHING* to help the average American worker. He is a con man who played you, and now that he has your votes, he has proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that he does not give one single, solitary shit about you!
HaxanWriter on
He hasn’t gotten around to that. Yet.
redinthahead on
Jesus, don’t give him any ideas.
nopojoe on
Don’t give him any ideas
mostdope28 on
Didn’t he already do that?
jediporcupine on
We still believe there’s gold in Fort Knox?
DelightfulAbsurdity on
Who says he hasn’t?
ThatOldEngineerGuy on
Please don’t encourage your president.
snvoigt on
I have a felling Congress will never sit again.
zeradragon on
Seriously, if he’s intent on robbing America, just have at it, no body is going to stop him apparently. So just get it over with and GTFO so we can figure out how to fix this mess without him continuously breaking everything and wrecking the White House while he’s doing so.
dystopiabatman on
Just gonna try to drink myself to death before his term is up at this stage. 0 faith/hope anyone who could do something has a backbone to stop him. Johnson is a coward, and pedophile protector. Justice isn’t blind, she’s dead.
Edit: I’m fine people of Reddit, just bummed out this is where we are at.
metalyger on
Wait until he sees Die Hard With A Vengeance on cable. He doesn’t even need to go through the amount of effort as Simon Gruber.
Ok_Juice4449 on
He cannot do this. It is our money. He is a greedy, crazed conartist. Make him stop!
restbest on
Fort Knox? Eventually that’s on the list of course
ProtectionContent977 on
Her laugh was THAT annoying??
Bromance_Rayder on
Two things I am absolutely certain of:
* Trump will not be President two years from now. He decline is obvious, the rapidity is apparent
* Trump will never be held appropriately accountable for his numerous crimes
dpdxguy on
>He might as well rob Fort Knox and take the gold out
If he could figure out how to do that, he’d do it.
Red_Wing-GrimThug on
Richest President ever, Only President to demand money to go to self.
Josh1289op on
Money laundering 101
randomnighmare on
I am surprised that Trump hasn’t outright stolen the gold from Fort Knox, yet.
Judgmental-Dogface on
Weren’t he and Elon trying to do that already?
mattmcc80 on
This is why The Onion has such a hard time coming up with scenarios that are obviously satirical. The DOJ official who will likely approve this payment? Trump’s former personal lawyer who literally defended him in fraud cases, Todd Blanche.
Open-Year2903 on
He already said it’s already missing, people are saying, bigly and what not.
dorfus- on
Isn’t that what he is doing when the Dept of Treasury was ordered to be silent about the ballroom work?
Our1TrueGodApophis on
Where are the checks and balances lmao did nobody actually Co spider a president may just order his government pay him? Is there no way to stop this with 50% of the country at least against it?
alabasterskim on
He can pickpocket us for hundreds of millions in a shutdown but we can’t afford [insert social service here].
pixelwhip on
Probably already has
Crankenstein_8000 on
That will happen soon and then we’ll all say ‘gee whiz!’
Western-Corner-431 on
He is robbing Ft Knox. He gave Elon a cut. Remember when he said he had to go “check on the gold?” He’s going to say,”Biden took the gold!”
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Trying $230 million extortion of taxpayers to add to his other crimes. But listen to MAGAts tell how he is only president out of the goodness of his heart and isn’t profiting from it.
Somebody just roll Jumanji already….
Multiply that by a thousand when we seize their assets.
There’s no way to frame this as anything other than corruption. He’s just outright stealing at this point.
And of course Karolyn’s Leavitt will feign outrage. Just like she did when a reporter asked about Kushner influencing foreign policy for the Mideast while taking billions of Saudi and Qatari money.
Can’t wait for the next president to knock down his tacky ballroom
I think he already has.
Ultimate grifter.
Trump should have been brought down on RICO charges decades ago.
He had an inspection of Fort Knox, we can probably expect the reserve to be robbed.
Im sure its coming if he can get away with it.
Pretty likely he never paid his lawyers anyways.
There should be more gold than that in Ft Knox.
Did anyone count it after Mnuchin’s visit, though?
How do u know it’s not already at Mara-Lardo
And we’re expected to believe that the guy who —
– takes Qatari bribes
– builds a $250 million ballroom (while tearing down the White House)
– bails out Argentina over US farmers
– pardons criminals & rioters
– cozies up to global autocrats and dictators
– terrorizes American citizens and their families
– ignores due process
– launches vindictive prosecutions against his political enemies
– wants to strip Medicaid and Medicare away
I could go on, but I won’t…but I could…
The point is that he promised the American people that he would bring costs down and bring America into a golden age. He has done absolutely *NOTHING* to help the average American worker. He is a con man who played you, and now that he has your votes, he has proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that he does not give one single, solitary shit about you!
He hasn’t gotten around to that. Yet.
Jesus, don’t give him any ideas.
Don’t give him any ideas
Didn’t he already do that?
We still believe there’s gold in Fort Knox?
Who says he hasn’t?
Please don’t encourage your president.
I have a felling Congress will never sit again.
Seriously, if he’s intent on robbing America, just have at it, no body is going to stop him apparently. So just get it over with and GTFO so we can figure out how to fix this mess without him continuously breaking everything and wrecking the White House while he’s doing so.
Just gonna try to drink myself to death before his term is up at this stage. 0 faith/hope anyone who could do something has a backbone to stop him. Johnson is a coward, and pedophile protector. Justice isn’t blind, she’s dead.
Edit: I’m fine people of Reddit, just bummed out this is where we are at.
Wait until he sees Die Hard With A Vengeance on cable. He doesn’t even need to go through the amount of effort as Simon Gruber.
He cannot do this. It is our money. He is a greedy, crazed conartist. Make him stop!
Fort Knox? Eventually that’s on the list of course
Her laugh was THAT annoying??
Two things I am absolutely certain of:
* Trump will not be President two years from now. He decline is obvious, the rapidity is apparent
* Trump will never be held appropriately accountable for his numerous crimes
>He might as well rob Fort Knox and take the gold out
If he could figure out how to do that, he’d do it.
Richest President ever, Only President to demand money to go to self.
Money laundering 101
I am surprised that Trump hasn’t outright stolen the gold from Fort Knox, yet.
Weren’t he and Elon trying to do that already?
This is why The Onion has such a hard time coming up with scenarios that are obviously satirical. The DOJ official who will likely approve this payment? Trump’s former personal lawyer who literally defended him in fraud cases, Todd Blanche.
He already said it’s already missing, people are saying, bigly and what not.
Isn’t that what he is doing when the Dept of Treasury was ordered to be silent about the ballroom work?
Where are the checks and balances lmao did nobody actually Co spider a president may just order his government pay him? Is there no way to stop this with 50% of the country at least against it?
He can pickpocket us for hundreds of millions in a shutdown but we can’t afford [insert social service here].
Probably already has
That will happen soon and then we’ll all say ‘gee whiz!’
He is robbing Ft Knox. He gave Elon a cut. Remember when he said he had to go “check on the gold?” He’s going to say,”Biden took the gold!”