Should send Sarah McLaughlin to Kristi Noem to talk about all the stray and abandoned dogs in the world. The thought of shotgunning them all in the head would probably get Kristi aroused.
sugarlessdeathbear on
Conservatives are out there talking about how this isn’t appropriate, but think Trump’s video of bombing shit on protestors is appropriate and funny.
readymarmosetgo on
They’re gonna need some mouthwash, too.
silverdreds51 on
Where can I donate?
Active_Chocolate_377 on
Don’t forget the cum towel
snoo_spoo on
I hope he got a discount for bulk orders.
ArugulaElectronic478 on
Send some lube too, they’re gonna need it.
r21174 on
Spray paint some tacky gold paint on them first.
astrozombie2012 on
He should get nascar style jackets made with all their lobbyists for all of them too
ShadeBeing on
The knee pads should say “Democracy and Constitution” or something like that
jonnycanuck67 on
Luckily shipping charges will be cheap for all the tech assholes in Silicon Valley…
OlorinRidesAgain on
Also hair scrunchies might help. You know KKKaroline needs one.
BaconISgoodSOGOOD on
The kneepads are more for what these clowns do *after* bending their knees.
Schiffy94 on
How considerate
Slight_Monk3314 on
He should also send a hair tie.
blakrabit on
Send lube with them too
twombles21 on
Might want to include bottles of lube.
frostygrin on
Edgy, yet tasteful.
0098six on
A side of lube would be good too. Farmers need it.
Neat_Actuary_2115 on
Lmfao
Formal-Low6888 on
Might as well include some chapstick and lube too.
NeonGKayak on
Haha based af
SnooLobsters6766 on
Add some lube for the whole nine. I meant 3
Bubbly_Measurement61 on
They bend the knee to Trump because it’s easier than standing up and being a man.
Selling yourself out is easier than owning yourself.
Responsibility is hard.
Integrity is hard.
Dignity is hard.
Being a good person is just too fucking hard for them, so they take the easy way out.
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Love this, when I heard it yesterday!
I think we should all do the same.
That’s interesting.
Should send Sarah McLaughlin to Kristi Noem to talk about all the stray and abandoned dogs in the world. The thought of shotgunning them all in the head would probably get Kristi aroused.
Conservatives are out there talking about how this isn’t appropriate, but think Trump’s video of bombing shit on protestors is appropriate and funny.
They’re gonna need some mouthwash, too.
Where can I donate?
Don’t forget the cum towel
I hope he got a discount for bulk orders.
Send some lube too, they’re gonna need it.
Spray paint some tacky gold paint on them first.
He should get nascar style jackets made with all their lobbyists for all of them too
The knee pads should say “Democracy and Constitution” or something like that
Luckily shipping charges will be cheap for all the tech assholes in Silicon Valley…
Also hair scrunchies might help. You know KKKaroline needs one.
The kneepads are more for what these clowns do *after* bending their knees.
How considerate
He should also send a hair tie.
Send lube with them too
Might want to include bottles of lube.
Edgy, yet tasteful.
A side of lube would be good too. Farmers need it.
Lmfao
Might as well include some chapstick and lube too.
Haha based af
Add some lube for the whole nine. I meant 3
They bend the knee to Trump because it’s easier than standing up and being a man.
Selling yourself out is easier than owning yourself.
Responsibility is hard.
Integrity is hard.
Dignity is hard.
Being a good person is just too fucking hard for them, so they take the easy way out.
Bauer or CCM should get in on this!
That’s a lot of pads!