Has anyone told him that even needing to take a cognitive test means you’re in cognitive decline?
BTRCguy on
I believe White House spokespeople are confusing the fact that he remembered he had a cognitive test with him passing that test.
DT-Sodium on
This time they made him count from one to ten and he aced it, you could never have done it!
3MATX on
“Additionally, recent photos of the president have shown minor bruising on the back of his hand, Barbabella wrote. ”This is consistent with minor soft tissue irritation from frequent handshaking and the use of aspirin, which is taken as part of a standard cardiovascular prevention regimen. This is a well-known and benign side effect of aspirin therapy.”
yep, when I shake hands with my grandfathers friends in the nursing home they all get perfect circle bruises….
the White House no longer understands what honesty is.
reddittorbrigade on
MRI isn’t needed if you are really healthy.
LolAtAllOfThis on
I’m getting an MRI soon, but my health is shit. They don’t schedule those all willy-nilly for no reason.
Hesitation-Marx on
Okay, that photo – I’ve seen that particular gesture before.
(It’s how Hitler accepted sieg heils.)
MARIOpronoucedMA-RJO on
Come on already, my champagne is going to go flat.
BornInPoverty on
Hopefully, his insurance will deny his claim because he didn’t get prior authorization and make him pay out of pocket right.. right?
AssociateOk6035 on
Hey, I have to do those things as well at my doctor’s appointments. It’s because it’s follow up from my fucking stroke.
Rare-Ad-9088 on
I am sure “he passed the test again””
Accurate-Guava-3337 on
post-stroke assessment
PhotonArmy on
Ah… the ole “semi-annual MRI” everyone gets, where they take it for no reason and don’t look for anything in particular.
mmm hmm
Wa3zdog on
lol they’re probably testing for dementia
Rombledore on
person, camera, house, car. or whatever the fuck the test answers are. our president is senile.
Over-Gate7969 on
He probably plead the 5th on the cognitive questions
ComposerNate on
They hopefully find whatever causes his morbid face discoloration.
JayR_97 on
As much as I hate Trump, keeping him as president in the White House is starting to feel elder abuse at this point
PukeKaboom on
Doctors are amazed at just how incredible he does on those cognitive tests, so they keep giving them to him!
The Doctors keep saying “Sir, these results are amazing, we’ve never had results over 100% before!”
/s
ThreadCountHigh on
This is obviously post-stroke follow-up. After the week he went missing, his gait was off, and the right side of his face was slack. That his sycophants are making excuses for him and letting him remain POTUS is elder abuse.
Shawnml on
“Trump confirms”. Are there two more useless words in the language?
learn_something_knew on
“The doctors came to me with tears in their eyes, saying that nobody had ever gotten such a perfect score on their MRI test before. It’s unbelievable.”
rogozh1n on
I do not want trump to die. He is chaos, but chaos accomplishes less than order. I worry that a vance/Miller white house would be much worse, and would act in silence rather than trump’s loud style.
Flippin_diabolical on
He’s been in obvious cognitive decline for years now. He’s a useful idiot for the heritage foundation because other morons will support him even if he publicly shoots a baby in the face.
berylskies on
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Rotanen on
He failed the cognitive test publicly when he posted that diarrhea plane video.
Postom on
My father survived Wallenberg Syndrome — a stroke in the brain stem. The symptoms fit (coordination problems, changes in speech sound and level of appropriateness, face drooping, waves of irrationality and emotional outbursts..).
Once the event is over, and the Neurologist is convinced the clot isn’t moving further, they just treat with aspirin. Other intervention is not common. Some symptoms may remain permanently.
In my father’s case, he survived 10 years after the event. It wasn’t why he passed. He also didn’t have the nuclear codes.
Street_Peace_8831 on
Another cognitive test that he says is an IQ test. That right there should be cause for concern about his mental faculties, but not for his cult and his handlers.
Nthepeanutgallery on
These are the same medical follow-up evaluations done after my father’s stroke. In his case the first event severely damaged the part of his brain controlling executive functions, leading to increasingly erratic and hostile behavior.
F0xtr0tUnif0rm on
Sir, a magnetic particle has hit the second brain cell.
rgvtim on
You know I am beginning to think they only told him he passed the cognitive test so as not to upset him.
sexisdivine on
Combined with the droopy stroke face it really is becoming clear Trump’s own brain is turning against him and trying to die.
CGI_OCD on
Camera, TV, Man, Woman, Tariffs. Diaper.
Davis51 on
MRI Confirms, the best brain. Perfectly smooth.
CircadianPolemic on
Release them along with the Epstein files.
Smooth_Review1046 on
Why does he take so many cognitive tests. I remember my FIL when he was entering dementia, one test was all it took to know something was wrong.
Im_Ashe_Man on
Nobody gets multiple dementia tests every year unless they have dementia.
chook_slop on
Yeah… He ain’t gonna last
ClosPins on
When the report is released, I wonder how many times the doctor will lie?…
rileyjw90 on
He gets a lot of cognitive tests done for someone that’s in 100% perfect health.
AINonsense on
*Psst* >!It’s Person, woman, man, camera, TV.!<
funcritter on
Yeah, you don’t just get an MRI done as a routine exam. There’s something going on there for them to have done that.
I-hit-stuff on
Stop getting me all excited and worked up, I have shit to do
MrTuxedo1 on
There’s no way he lasts 3 more years right?
thepartypantser on
You know cognitive decline is an interesting thing. Often people just make stuff up.
“Oh I took a test, I did very well at it. I don’t have any memory issues.”
I heard this from people with diagnosed cognitive decline.
Or
“I had small issues but I’m okay now and it is nothing to worry about.”
These are things people say because they literally don’t remember, and they make up things to fill the gaps in their memory.
p90rushb on
He broke the MRI machine because it cannot read those levels of health. Cognitive test came back with the most intelligent president of any president and especially obamna. The doctors could not believe it when they saw the results.
ImLikeReallySmart on
>Trump also revealed that he underwent a cognitive test after suggesting the likes of Reps. Jasmine Crocket (D-Texas) and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) undergo similar exams after suggesting both have low-IQ’s.
He 1000% thinks a cognitive test is the same as an IQ test.
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May his health fail soon
Has anyone told him that even needing to take a cognitive test means you’re in cognitive decline?
I believe White House spokespeople are confusing the fact that he remembered he had a cognitive test with him passing that test.
This time they made him count from one to ten and he aced it, you could never have done it!
“Additionally, recent photos of the president have shown minor bruising on the back of his hand, Barbabella wrote. ”This is consistent with minor soft tissue irritation from frequent handshaking and the use of aspirin, which is taken as part of a standard cardiovascular prevention regimen. This is a well-known and benign side effect of aspirin therapy.”
yep, when I shake hands with my grandfathers friends in the nursing home they all get perfect circle bruises….
the White House no longer understands what honesty is.
MRI isn’t needed if you are really healthy.
I’m getting an MRI soon, but my health is shit. They don’t schedule those all willy-nilly for no reason.
Okay, that photo – I’ve seen that particular gesture before.
(It’s how Hitler accepted sieg heils.)
Come on already, my champagne is going to go flat.
Hopefully, his insurance will deny his claim because he didn’t get prior authorization and make him pay out of pocket right.. right?
Hey, I have to do those things as well at my doctor’s appointments. It’s because it’s follow up from my fucking stroke.
I am sure “he passed the test again””
post-stroke assessment
Ah… the ole “semi-annual MRI” everyone gets, where they take it for no reason and don’t look for anything in particular.
mmm hmm
lol they’re probably testing for dementia
person, camera, house, car. or whatever the fuck the test answers are. our president is senile.
He probably plead the 5th on the cognitive questions
They hopefully find whatever causes his morbid face discoloration.
As much as I hate Trump, keeping him as president in the White House is starting to feel elder abuse at this point
Doctors are amazed at just how incredible he does on those cognitive tests, so they keep giving them to him!
The Doctors keep saying “Sir, these results are amazing, we’ve never had results over 100% before!”
/s
This is obviously post-stroke follow-up. After the week he went missing, his gait was off, and the right side of his face was slack. That his sycophants are making excuses for him and letting him remain POTUS is elder abuse.
“Trump confirms”. Are there two more useless words in the language?
“The doctors came to me with tears in their eyes, saying that nobody had ever gotten such a perfect score on their MRI test before. It’s unbelievable.”
I do not want trump to die. He is chaos, but chaos accomplishes less than order. I worry that a vance/Miller white house would be much worse, and would act in silence rather than trump’s loud style.
He’s been in obvious cognitive decline for years now. He’s a useful idiot for the heritage foundation because other morons will support him even if he publicly shoots a baby in the face.
[ Removed by Reddit ]
He failed the cognitive test publicly when he posted that diarrhea plane video.
My father survived Wallenberg Syndrome — a stroke in the brain stem. The symptoms fit (coordination problems, changes in speech sound and level of appropriateness, face drooping, waves of irrationality and emotional outbursts..).
Once the event is over, and the Neurologist is convinced the clot isn’t moving further, they just treat with aspirin. Other intervention is not common. Some symptoms may remain permanently.
In my father’s case, he survived 10 years after the event. It wasn’t why he passed. He also didn’t have the nuclear codes.
Another cognitive test that he says is an IQ test. That right there should be cause for concern about his mental faculties, but not for his cult and his handlers.
These are the same medical follow-up evaluations done after my father’s stroke. In his case the first event severely damaged the part of his brain controlling executive functions, leading to increasingly erratic and hostile behavior.
Sir, a magnetic particle has hit the second brain cell.
You know I am beginning to think they only told him he passed the cognitive test so as not to upset him.
Combined with the droopy stroke face it really is becoming clear Trump’s own brain is turning against him and trying to die.
Camera, TV, Man, Woman, Tariffs. Diaper.
MRI Confirms, the best brain. Perfectly smooth.
Release them along with the Epstein files.
Why does he take so many cognitive tests. I remember my FIL when he was entering dementia, one test was all it took to know something was wrong.
Nobody gets multiple dementia tests every year unless they have dementia.
Yeah… He ain’t gonna last
When the report is released, I wonder how many times the doctor will lie?…
He gets a lot of cognitive tests done for someone that’s in 100% perfect health.
*Psst* >!It’s Person, woman, man, camera, TV.!<
Yeah, you don’t just get an MRI done as a routine exam. There’s something going on there for them to have done that.
Stop getting me all excited and worked up, I have shit to do
There’s no way he lasts 3 more years right?
You know cognitive decline is an interesting thing. Often people just make stuff up.
“Oh I took a test, I did very well at it. I don’t have any memory issues.”
I heard this from people with diagnosed cognitive decline.
Or
“I had small issues but I’m okay now and it is nothing to worry about.”
These are things people say because they literally don’t remember, and they make up things to fill the gaps in their memory.
He broke the MRI machine because it cannot read those levels of health. Cognitive test came back with the most intelligent president of any president and especially obamna. The doctors could not believe it when they saw the results.
>Trump also revealed that he underwent a cognitive test after suggesting the likes of Reps. Jasmine Crocket (D-Texas) and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) undergo similar exams after suggesting both have low-IQ’s.
He 1000% thinks a cognitive test is the same as an IQ test.