The House of Representatives hasn’t been in session for over a month, but that isn’t stopping Speaker Mike Johnson from whining about all his hard work.
Amazing-Afridi-99 on
Exhausted from doing nothing? Impressive!
BigDaddyBain on
Now imagine Federal workers pulling shifts without pay. I’m sure they’re tired too.
fatboobslover on
He’s been staying up late watching too much gay porn.
NoKings1776 on
They’re probably all exhausted from keeping up with the multitude of lies that are being pushed by this administration and I don’t have an ounce of sympathy. Fuck every single one of them.
TheTige on
Man, his poor widdle knees must be so sore.
Designer-Contract852 on
Well, he’s been doing a lot of television interviews lately. All that attention whoring makes him tired
Cobra-Lalalalalalala on
You’re tired?! *I’m* tired. Of your useless ass.
boogalooshrimp82 on
We’re all tired, Mikey.
Rude-Strawberry-6360 on
Fuck that pedophile protector.
Lord_Hitachi on
We’re all tired out here too, Mike. Now kindly go fuck yourself
Greedy_Switch_6991 on
Sucking orange tits from halfway around the world certainly is exhausting.
Opposite-Bit6660 on
Covering for a huge, worldwide child rape, trafficking, visa fraud, blackmail, and money laundering operation that may have caught him up in a “wonderful secret” should be exhausting. We SEE you, Mike Johnson and we hope you don’t sleep much.
myfakesecretaccount on
As a father with a 3 week old, a wife on bed rest, a dog with a neurological disorder, and a house full of shit that needs doing this man can fuck right off.
goibnu on
He’s working hard at keeping the house from working.
Cattywompus-thirdeye on
Well what do you know Mike? You have something in common with the American people every time we hear the word Trump.
PunchNazis2day on
Tired from late nights sharing porn with his teenage son?
OkFarmer7619 on
Punk ass B*****
StoppableHulk on
In his defense, it can be really difficult and taxing on the muscles and bodies, even when it is someone else’s hand and arm inserted up into your rectum and moving you around like a sock puppet.
bald_botanist on
Well, that porn isn’t going to look itself up.
IndependentFit4748 on
It IS hard to keep track of the lie-of-the-day.
Putrid-Product4121 on
His arm is probably tired…
Jan_17_2016 on
I’m so sick of this Keebler Elf motherfucker
chesterforbes on
I’m sure it’s a lot of hard work cashing in his paycheque while every other government worker goes without pay
TheGOPisTheDeepState on
The Republican Party is very good at destroying the country, economy, and virtually doing nothing for the American people.
FalstaffsGhost on
Cool, buddy. And the American people are tired of you and your Republican goons doing everything you can to cover up Donald Trump and his involvement in crimes, his attempted authoritarianism, and the fact that he’s very clearly in the Epstein files.
Overall_Curve6725 on
Grinder Mikey working hard in his closet
althor2424 on
His Grindr account must be keeping him busy
Chef_RoadRunner on
I wish I could have a month paid vacation and then bitch about how tired I am.
hi_im_fuzzknocker on
Bro I’m running all new Cat-6a in a building that was built in 1850 and the other part was built in 1944. Close to a thousand drops. All kinds of weird crawl spaces and attics and all around craziness. I’m 41 in January, fuck these clowns who have never worked an actual hard day in their life. Maybe try and be a decent human and things might feel better Mike you bitch made bitch. End rant
shrunkenhead041 on
You know who is tired? ATC is tired, you fucking knob.
IAmArique on
At this point, I’m convinced Johnson is *also* in the Epstein files.
jkbuilder88 on
Turns out, keeping up the lies constantly and being a complete piece of shit is bad for the soul.
Not that I think this guy has one, but it’s so much easier to just *not* willfully be a democracy destroying, pedo-protecting, spineless shitbag.
infamous_merkin on
May I suggest you take a nap then.
Propofol is great! Higher doses are even better.
tmdblya on
“I’m trying to catch up to the Vice President’s vacation day count. It ain’t easy, let me tell you.”
RiffRaffCatillacCat on
Yes, being evil and constantly lying is exhausting. Even for these demonic Republican ghouls who actually derive pleasure from being maliciously deceitful and sadistic towards the American people.
jcwilliams1984 on
It’s a lot of work covering up that much dirt
lakewood256 on
Oh poor bastard. He should try being hungry or try being terrified you will loose you health insurance.
Krunkledunker on
Gosh imagine how tired the 51% of households in his state are as they struggle to afford food, childcare, and healthcare… many probably work very hard not to become one of the one in four households reliant on SNAP benefits
Awwwwwww. Poor baby. Wanna know who else is gonna be working overtime and suffering from a lack of sleep? The tens of millions of Americans who will lose their food benefits while their insurance premiums explode.
Cry me a fucking river.
choreg on
Must be all those facial muscles working to keep that shit eating grin pasted on his face
FluffyPantsMcGee on
Try being an unpaid air traffic controller
kendric2000 on
Maybe he should step down then.
Danzarr on
get a job you hippie
AdGroundbreaking939 on
He’s such a pussy
Jwatts1113 on
So retire. It’s not as if you are doing anything important, I’m sure we could find someone else willing to take over for you. Say a Mr. Jeffries?
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The House of Representatives hasn’t been in session for over a month, but that isn’t stopping Speaker Mike Johnson from whining about all his hard work.
Exhausted from doing nothing? Impressive!
Now imagine Federal workers pulling shifts without pay. I’m sure they’re tired too.
He’s been staying up late watching too much gay porn.
They’re probably all exhausted from keeping up with the multitude of lies that are being pushed by this administration and I don’t have an ounce of sympathy. Fuck every single one of them.
Man, his poor widdle knees must be so sore.
Well, he’s been doing a lot of television interviews lately. All that attention whoring makes him tired
You’re tired?! *I’m* tired. Of your useless ass.
We’re all tired, Mikey.
Fuck that pedophile protector.
We’re all tired out here too, Mike. Now kindly go fuck yourself
Sucking orange tits from halfway around the world certainly is exhausting.
Covering for a huge, worldwide child rape, trafficking, visa fraud, blackmail, and money laundering operation that may have caught him up in a “wonderful secret” should be exhausting. We SEE you, Mike Johnson and we hope you don’t sleep much.
As a father with a 3 week old, a wife on bed rest, a dog with a neurological disorder, and a house full of shit that needs doing this man can fuck right off.
He’s working hard at keeping the house from working.
Well what do you know Mike? You have something in common with the American people every time we hear the word Trump.
Tired from late nights sharing porn with his teenage son?
Punk ass B*****
In his defense, it can be really difficult and taxing on the muscles and bodies, even when it is someone else’s hand and arm inserted up into your rectum and moving you around like a sock puppet.
Well, that porn isn’t going to look itself up.
It IS hard to keep track of the lie-of-the-day.
His arm is probably tired…
I’m so sick of this Keebler Elf motherfucker
I’m sure it’s a lot of hard work cashing in his paycheque while every other government worker goes without pay
The Republican Party is very good at destroying the country, economy, and virtually doing nothing for the American people.
Cool, buddy. And the American people are tired of you and your Republican goons doing everything you can to cover up Donald Trump and his involvement in crimes, his attempted authoritarianism, and the fact that he’s very clearly in the Epstein files.
Grinder Mikey working hard in his closet
His Grindr account must be keeping him busy
I wish I could have a month paid vacation and then bitch about how tired I am.
Bro I’m running all new Cat-6a in a building that was built in 1850 and the other part was built in 1944. Close to a thousand drops. All kinds of weird crawl spaces and attics and all around craziness. I’m 41 in January, fuck these clowns who have never worked an actual hard day in their life. Maybe try and be a decent human and things might feel better Mike you bitch made bitch. End rant
You know who is tired? ATC is tired, you fucking knob.
At this point, I’m convinced Johnson is *also* in the Epstein files.
Turns out, keeping up the lies constantly and being a complete piece of shit is bad for the soul.
Not that I think this guy has one, but it’s so much easier to just *not* willfully be a democracy destroying, pedo-protecting, spineless shitbag.
May I suggest you take a nap then.
Propofol is great! Higher doses are even better.
“I’m trying to catch up to the Vice President’s vacation day count. It ain’t easy, let me tell you.”
Yes, being evil and constantly lying is exhausting. Even for these demonic Republican ghouls who actually derive pleasure from being maliciously deceitful and sadistic towards the American people.
It’s a lot of work covering up that much dirt
Oh poor bastard. He should try being hungry or try being terrified you will loose you health insurance.
Gosh imagine how tired the 51% of households in his state are as they struggle to afford food, childcare, and healthcare… many probably work very hard not to become one of the one in four households reliant on SNAP benefits
>“I am so tired, because we’re not sleeping a lot. We’re working overtime,” Johnson [said](https://x.com/Acyn/status/1983175684651651426).
Awwwwwww. Poor baby. Wanna know who else is gonna be working overtime and suffering from a lack of sleep? The tens of millions of Americans who will lose their food benefits while their insurance premiums explode.
Cry me a fucking river.
Must be all those facial muscles working to keep that shit eating grin pasted on his face
Try being an unpaid air traffic controller
Maybe he should step down then.
get a job you hippie
He’s such a pussy
So retire. It’s not as if you are doing anything important, I’m sure we could find someone else willing to take over for you. Say a Mr. Jeffries?