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Chemical-Swing453 on October 29, 2025 1:34 pm >They’re signaling publicly and in private that they want him to employ an *The Art of the Deal–type* strategy and help end the shutdown. They do realize that Trump never wrote that book in the first place…
subUrbanMire on October 29, 2025 1:35 pm True. But the first day *every* federal employee in America stops working, you’ll know it within the hour.
PL02550 on October 29, 2025 1:42 pm Time to start lifting rocks and shining lights into dark damp places.
rautx15 on October 29, 2025 1:45 pm Good change the locks and kick the squatters out while they’re gone
xiaopewpew on October 29, 2025 1:48 pm It is kind of epic if he just gives himself 4 years off like this…
NearlyPerfect on October 29, 2025 1:53 pm Strange that the government is MIA but ICE is still all over my feed
Dry-Tune69 on October 29, 2025 1:57 pm Karoline Levitt said his top priority is the ballroom. She never lies so that’s the story I’m believing.
djazzie on October 29, 2025 1:59 pm Don’t worry, Stephen Miller is there as your shadow president! /s
DividedStatesofFeces on October 29, 2025 2:01 pm Hopefully he’s stroking out again and won’t come back. Wishful thinking…
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The House of Representatives is also MIA
Can we change the locks before he comes back?
>They’re signaling publicly and in private that they want him to employ an *The Art of the Deal–type* strategy and help end the shutdown.
They do realize that Trump never wrote that book in the first place…
True.
But the first day *every* federal employee in America stops working, you’ll know it within the hour.
Just the way the felon wants it.
Time to start lifting rocks and shining lights into dark damp places.
He’s not MIA, he’s overseas taking bribes
Miller is vizir
He’s in the back room fucking Satan.
Did they check the bunker or the golf course ?
Good change the locks and kick the squatters out while they’re gone
It is kind of epic if he just gives himself 4 years off like this…
How can you be MIA when you dodge the draft?
Oh please, please, pretty please.
Missing, but never in action.
I saw him on the back of a milk carton
Check the golf course.
Strange that the government is MIA but ICE is still all over my feed
Karoline Levitt said his top priority is the ballroom.
She never lies so that’s the story I’m believing.
He’s bored of the job, and it’s not even a year in
Don’t worry, Stephen Miller is there as your shadow president! /s
Hopefully he’s stroking out again and won’t come back. Wishful thinking…
You mean, MRI. Right?
About to accept a literal gold crown from South Korea.