>The secretary of the US Department of Homeland Security (DHS), Kristi Noem, reportedly authorized the purchase of Spirit Airlines jets before discovering the airline didn’t actually own the planes – and that the aircraft lacked engines.
>Noem and Corey Lewandowski – who managed Donald Trump’s first winning presidential campaign – had recently arranged to buy 10 Boeing 737 aircraft from Spirit Airlines. People familiar with the situation told the paper that the two intended to use the jets to expand deportation flights – and for personal travel.
Hey lady – you want engines to go with those planes?
The level of incompetence of these people is staggering.
BTRCguy on
Waiting for the DHS press release announcing the purchase of “temporary detention facilities to be deployed at airports”.
scrotalsmoothie on
What a joke.
The true purpose of the planes is to be able to deport *without record*.
Kash Patel must be like, “Wtf, why does she get to fly for personal reasons?!”
MrLurid on
Kristi Noem saw a documentary about the trains to concentration camps, and decided they could do that, but with planes. Just hitch them together.
BTRCguy on
As a reminder, Kristi Noem(pathy) implemented a policy where she has to *personally* sign off on any DHS contract exceeding $100,000, so the incompetence and lack of due diligence on this is *entirely* on her.
Playful-Succotash-99 on
Testament to how bad Spirit Airlines was that the US government considered their plane’s bare bones enough to qualify as torture
Adventurous_Test_296 on
Perfectly in line with Federal philosophy of how to use taxpayer dollars. Waste, fraud, and abuse on an epic level!
Conan-Da-Barbarian on
Wait, these are from Spirit Halloween and they are generic sexy planes
So, this article is strange. Spirit Airlines does not operate 737s. They’re an all Airbus A320 series fleet. Also, its common for airlines to lease planes (as Spirit does), and even more common for an airline to lease engines.
There was another charter carrier called *Swift* which operates old beat up 737s for both cargo and prisoner transport roles. I wonder if the author conflated the two carriers.
mikeholczer on
The party of fiscal responsibility everyone /s
mediocre_remnants on
In any other administration, this would be an absolutely huge scandal. There would be an investigation, people would be fired, the DHS head would step down.
meninblck9 on
Finally, a government project that perfectly captures the Spirit of America: no engines, no ownership, and still somehow over budget 🚀🇺🇸
SurroundTiny on
My personal airline expert believes that Spirit doesn’t even operate 737s. He also points out that the engines are the most expensive part of a used airframe.
invisableilustionist on
Is this some fucked up money laundering scheme ?
nobodyisfreakinghome on
Hey DOGE, here’s your fraud waste and abuse.
groundhog5886 on
This is pretty funny entertainment. You can’t fix stupid.
Leeroy_D on
Its just laundering. But the good news is planes without engines can’t be used as the private deportation express
Fit-Significance-436 on
She’s so stupid
Wukong00 on
I have some magic beans for sale! They grow a beanstalk to another realm where you can deport everyone to! Only 1 billion per bean. No refunds.
thistimelineisweird on
Can’t she just spend the money on Botox or something.
CertainAged-Lady on
Apropos of nothing but it’s an open and widely shared rumor in DC that Noem and Lewandowski are having an affair. They are both currently married and have children with their respective spouses. Gotta love all those Christian values in this administration.
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>The secretary of the US Department of Homeland Security (DHS), Kristi Noem, reportedly authorized the purchase of Spirit Airlines jets before discovering the airline didn’t actually own the planes – and that the aircraft lacked engines.
>Noem and Corey Lewandowski – who managed Donald Trump’s first winning presidential campaign – had recently arranged to buy 10 Boeing 737 aircraft from Spirit Airlines. People familiar with the situation told the paper that the two intended to use the jets to expand deportation flights – and for personal travel.
Hey lady – you want engines to go with those planes?
The level of incompetence of these people is staggering.
Waiting for the DHS press release announcing the purchase of “temporary detention facilities to be deployed at airports”.
What a joke.
The true purpose of the planes is to be able to deport *without record*.
Kash Patel must be like, “Wtf, why does she get to fly for personal reasons?!”
Kristi Noem saw a documentary about the trains to concentration camps, and decided they could do that, but with planes. Just hitch them together.
As a reminder, Kristi Noem(pathy) implemented a policy where she has to *personally* sign off on any DHS contract exceeding $100,000, so the incompetence and lack of due diligence on this is *entirely* on her.
Testament to how bad Spirit Airlines was that the US government considered their plane’s bare bones enough to qualify as torture
Perfectly in line with Federal philosophy of how to use taxpayer dollars. Waste, fraud, and abuse on an epic level!
Wait, these are from Spirit Halloween and they are generic sexy planes
>The bizarre anecdote was contained in a [Wall Street Journal](https://www.wsj.com/politics/policy/department-homeland-security-deportation-disfunction-976a0e9b?) report released on Friday, which recounted how Noem and Corey Lewandowski – who managed [Donald Trump](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/donaldtrump)’s first winning presidential campaign – had recently arranged to buy 10 Boeing 737 aircraft from Spirit Airlines. People familiar with the situation told the paper that the two intended to use the jets to expand deportation flights – and for personal travel.
So, this article is strange. Spirit Airlines does not operate 737s. They’re an all Airbus A320 series fleet. Also, its common for airlines to lease planes (as Spirit does), and even more common for an airline to lease engines.
There was another charter carrier called *Swift* which operates old beat up 737s for both cargo and prisoner transport roles. I wonder if the author conflated the two carriers.
The party of fiscal responsibility everyone /s
In any other administration, this would be an absolutely huge scandal. There would be an investigation, people would be fired, the DHS head would step down.
Finally, a government project that perfectly captures the Spirit of America: no engines, no ownership, and still somehow over budget 🚀🇺🇸
My personal airline expert believes that Spirit doesn’t even operate 737s. He also points out that the engines are the most expensive part of a used airframe.
Is this some fucked up money laundering scheme ?
Hey DOGE, here’s your fraud waste and abuse.
This is pretty funny entertainment. You can’t fix stupid.
Its just laundering. But the good news is planes without engines can’t be used as the private deportation express
She’s so stupid
I have some magic beans for sale! They grow a beanstalk to another realm where you can deport everyone to! Only 1 billion per bean. No refunds.
Can’t she just spend the money on Botox or something.
Apropos of nothing but it’s an open and widely shared rumor in DC that Noem and Lewandowski are having an affair. They are both currently married and have children with their respective spouses. Gotta love all those Christian values in this administration.