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  1. He is directing the DOJ to investigate the files that they’ve already investigated and determined did not exist and was a hoax?

  2. FloodPlainsDrifter on

    So, Old Yam Tits is going to lead the charge on this vitally important investigation? Is this the narrative?

  3. It is simultaneously a hoax *and* Democrats mentioned in the emails should be criminally investigated.

  4. Designer-Contract852 on

    Investigating his foes involvement with epstein but trying feverishly hard to prevent releasing the files?

  5. Sounds like Trump could be a key witness in this investigation, he spent so much time with Epstein maybe he saw something

  6. He needs to write a song about Not Diddling kids or Bill Clinton, it’s the only way to get out of this.

  7. For a person who says they’re innocent he’s seemingly making himself look more and more guilty everyday. A normal person who is innocent doesn’t lash out like this in public. 

  8. Sharpiegate 2.0 is coming. Any reference to Trump or a Trump ally will be blacked out while opponents will be highlighted with arrows pointing to their names in the documents.

    Trump is untouchable but its good to see him flailing and not successfully controlling the narrative on this.

  9. Forsaken-Cattle2659 on

    “Records show that these men, and many others, spent large portions of their life with Epstein, and on his ‘Island,’” Trump wrote”

    AKA: Trump spent a large portion of his life with Epstein and on his Island. Amazing case of projection here, run back to Walter Reed and identify the elephant for them again, bozo.

  10. Hahahahahaha it’s so sweet his being furious or upset in his shitty gold office after his lavish low brow parties and his destruction of part of the White House and planning a stupid ballroom and a pretentious arch. It’s just so sweet.

  11. frieddumplings on

    It’d be hilarious if it turned out Trump slept his way to the top. That’s an accusation that his base throw against any woman candidate, including Harris during last year’s election. How funny would it be if it turned out Trump got influential over the decades by blowing one powerful guy after another.

  12. Dude should put on some lip gloss and pucker up in case Bill swings by to get a saxophone solo again.

  13. Russia Russia Russia! But let’s also have an emergency situation room meeting where I beg Louren Boebert (like a dog) to change her vote on releasing the Epstein files.

  14. I wonder who came up with the name “big beautiful bill” from the Right, maybe they knew and released it deliberately to jab El Cheetos in the eyes.

  15. I’m just waiting for the late night post “I DID NOT GIVE BILL CLINTON A BLOWJOB IN FRONT OF PUTIN” 😂

  16. tripping_yarns on

    I’m looking forward to seeing the next Maga rally.

    They’ve worn the red hat, they’ve worn diapers. They sported ear bandages. Time to get down and show your support.

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