In the US you are free to shoot yourself in the dick.
Decebalus_Bombadil on
A dude mentored by Roy Cohn should not make such jokes.
Julian_Thorne on
“Southern Spear” innuendo? Asking for Bubba
Significant_Cup_238 on
So dangerous that it’s only 8x safer than Texas.
MikeInPajamas on
Every accusation is a confession…
Best not to think about what kind of “stabbing in the ass” Trump is referring to, though.
EquivalentSpot8292 on
I guess they were in London when Bubba stabbed him in the ass
Redtex on
As opposed to just going out fishing and getting blown up?
La-Boheme-1896 on
If Sadiq Khan wanted to “impose sharia law in London”, you’d think he would have done something about that in the nearly 10 years he’s been Mayor.
stonedhillbillyXX on
That’s…. not a knife m8
BTRCguy on
I mean, getting knifed in the *gut* is one thing, but if I am going to get stabbed in the *ass* I will just have to stop visiting London altogether!
OpenTheBobs on
I’d rather be stabbed in the ass than shot in the wang.
avenueroad_dk on
I would comment but I am not finished laughing yet
Virtual_Energy_416 on
….I mean, some folks are looking for it. Others had it coming…
Puzzled-Duck4047 on
When someone gets stabbed in the ass, That’s Turkish revenge, from the movie Midnight Express, 1978, is this guy senile or what
dbuck1964 on
He watches too much Fox News. The other night at a small neighborhood get together a neighbor mentioned she wished to travel more and wanted to see London but, you know, Muslims. I gave her a disgusted look and walked away. Wife later said she’s MAGA.
subUrbanMire on
There’s a Freudian slip if I’ve ever seen one, Bubba.
BCMakoto on
Didn’t he *just* visit the UK outside London a few weeks ago? And didn’t we *just* learn he supposedly gave Bubba a brojob?
It’s always projection with this guy…
notamermaidanymore on
Because up is down. Everything they say are lies. It’s only lies. If they are correct it’s because they didn’t know the truth, lied and were accidentally correct.
Hobolint8647 on
Freud could share some insight on this.
redditjunky2025 on
Don’t tell Trump, but I had a friend stabbed in the ass in South Philly. It was in the early 80’s. A good time was had by all.
Homeless-Coward-2143 on
Sounds like someone that maybe wants to get “stabbed” (WITH A WEINER MODS I AM NOT THREATENING VIOLENCE I AM REFERRING TO A SEXUAL ACT VETWEEN TWO CONSENTING ADULTS) in the ass.
Grilledstoner on
How is that more dangerous that being shot in the throat?
chimarya on
A city of 9,000,000 people had less than 120 homicides in the last year.
Across England and Wales, homicides caused by a firearms accounted for only 22 cases in the 2023/24 reporting year. Palm Beach Florida has about 10,000 people and had 14 homicides in 2023. Interesting enough data from 2024 and 2025 haven’t been released yet.
Diligent-Meaning751 on
Oh my – too bad the echochamber seems to be crumbling already, I’d love to see fox news and all the magas take this up as a talking point with a straight face (I certainly can’t keep a straight face even just reading it)
Appropriate-Battle32 on
Oh shit! He’s gonna try to deploy the National Guard to London.
DaddyMeUp on
He knows what it’s like to stab someone in the ass, doing it with Bubba all that time.
KetchupChips5000 on
Wait until he hears about guns in the USA.
DiezDedos on
Dr. Freud? Paging Dr. Freud
jablonec on
This whole “shithole” thing is orchestrated, and has even permeated people who live in England. It is a dog whistle. Have there been to London?! It’s fucking amazing. I’ve lived in the exact areas these people criticise. For most of my life. I can tell you, it is unabashed lies. No bullshit sharia law here I can promise you that.
farmerjoee on
Trump dreamin’ about bubba again.
Petra246 on
London should sue him for 5 billion pounds. Defamation.
That_Dependent_3265 on
Pulling a bunch of ding dongs outta his ass rn
cosmicjunkbot on
Not beating the allegations.
DemocracyDefender on
I was just in London and I was thinking could I have been stabbed in the ass?
randomcanyon on
“Stabbed in the Ass”, euphemism perhaps… Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Say hello to Bubba for us!
lizkbyer on
Ha ha ha ha breathe ha ha ha ha
deadlandsMarshal on
Transference maybe? We now have evidence he likes being stabbed in the ass.
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That Bubba email has him shook.
In the US you are free to shoot yourself in the dick.
A dude mentored by Roy Cohn should not make such jokes.
“Southern Spear” innuendo? Asking for Bubba
So dangerous that it’s only 8x safer than Texas.
Every accusation is a confession…
Best not to think about what kind of “stabbing in the ass” Trump is referring to, though.
I guess they were in London when Bubba stabbed him in the ass
As opposed to just going out fishing and getting blown up?
If Sadiq Khan wanted to “impose sharia law in London”, you’d think he would have done something about that in the nearly 10 years he’s been Mayor.
That’s…. not a knife m8
I mean, getting knifed in the *gut* is one thing, but if I am going to get stabbed in the *ass* I will just have to stop visiting London altogether!
I’d rather be stabbed in the ass than shot in the wang.
I would comment but I am not finished laughing yet
….I mean, some folks are looking for it. Others had it coming…
When someone gets stabbed in the ass, That’s Turkish revenge, from the movie Midnight Express, 1978, is this guy senile or what
He watches too much Fox News. The other night at a small neighborhood get together a neighbor mentioned she wished to travel more and wanted to see London but, you know, Muslims. I gave her a disgusted look and walked away. Wife later said she’s MAGA.
There’s a Freudian slip if I’ve ever seen one, Bubba.
Didn’t he *just* visit the UK outside London a few weeks ago? And didn’t we *just* learn he supposedly gave Bubba a brojob?
It’s always projection with this guy…
Because up is down. Everything they say are lies. It’s only lies. If they are correct it’s because they didn’t know the truth, lied and were accidentally correct.
Freud could share some insight on this.
Don’t tell Trump, but I had a friend stabbed in the ass in South Philly. It was in the early 80’s. A good time was had by all.
Sounds like someone that maybe wants to get “stabbed” (WITH A WEINER MODS I AM NOT THREATENING VIOLENCE I AM REFERRING TO A SEXUAL ACT VETWEEN TWO CONSENTING ADULTS) in the ass.
How is that more dangerous that being shot in the throat?
A city of 9,000,000 people had less than 120 homicides in the last year.
Across England and Wales, homicides caused by a firearms accounted for only 22 cases in the 2023/24 reporting year. Palm Beach Florida has about 10,000 people and had 14 homicides in 2023. Interesting enough data from 2024 and 2025 haven’t been released yet.
Oh my – too bad the echochamber seems to be crumbling already, I’d love to see fox news and all the magas take this up as a talking point with a straight face (I certainly can’t keep a straight face even just reading it)
Oh shit! He’s gonna try to deploy the National Guard to London.
He knows what it’s like to stab someone in the ass, doing it with Bubba all that time.
Wait until he hears about guns in the USA.
Dr. Freud? Paging Dr. Freud
This whole “shithole” thing is orchestrated, and has even permeated people who live in England. It is a dog whistle. Have there been to London?! It’s fucking amazing. I’ve lived in the exact areas these people criticise. For most of my life. I can tell you, it is unabashed lies. No bullshit sharia law here I can promise you that.
Trump dreamin’ about bubba again.
London should sue him for 5 billion pounds. Defamation.
Pulling a bunch of ding dongs outta his ass rn
Not beating the allegations.
I was just in London and I was thinking could I have been stabbed in the ass?
“Stabbed in the Ass”, euphemism perhaps… Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Say hello to Bubba for us!
Ha ha ha ha breathe ha ha ha ha
Transference maybe? We now have evidence he likes being stabbed in the ass.