Just like the Nobel, he’ll bitch about it until the end knowing he won’t get it.
21stCenturyJanes on
He seems to talk about dying a lot these days. Makes you wonder what he knows.
Nice-Lakes on
Well hopefully soon he will get a peek at it, as he takes the escalator down.
Gorechewer on
what with all of the child raping I’m pretty sure he should be concerned with the other place at this point.
D-Rich-88 on
He’s still on this? Bro take a hint, you’re not getting in
twirlingmypubes on
>Metaxas, 62, shared the clip to social media, where he said that his friend’s wedding “wasn’t the place” for that kind of conversation
As a minister, let me say that a wedding is exactly the place for that kind of conversation. Metaxes is another person who places politics above his faith.
Acrobatic_Flan2582 on
For those of us that will be in Hell, I suggest we start the petition now to keep him out. I personally don’t want him there.
Hefty_Banana_279 on
I can see him blowing Bubba and swings his harp singing
dxk3355 on
It’s a wedding at Maralogo so basically a some donor’s family wedding, let him ruin it.
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My grandma started talking about heaven when she found out she had a terminal disease
djevilatw on
New headline: Dementia-addled old man disrupts family function with rants about imaginary place he will never be able to visit.
diligentPond18 on
They should install some extra heaters in that new ballroom of his so he can start to acclimate before the big day 🤞
rawl28 on
Homie is about to die and he knows it
scrotalsmoothie on
“Please calp.”
Aggravating_Honey228 on
Dementia Don got lost looking for Bubba
dnext on
He’s been rambling about heaven a lot lately, as if it’s on his mind… Good. The world will be a better place if he’s not here any more.
HallucinogenicFish on
On top of everything else, he’s pathetic and embarrassing.
Responsible-Room-645 on
Anyone who has their wedding at Mar a Lago deserves this.
Edit: thank you for the award!
Minimum-Map9340 on
*”This is a good-looking couple,” Trump said of the newlyweds. “Take their picture and use it in a hotel ad.”*
Shallow creepy-ass dude.
The current Prez of the U.S.of A. is such an insecure little loser. The guy is weak and frail and looks like a partially dried up lump of peach colored play-doh with a wicked 5 degree tilt on his vertical axis
Upstairs-Egg on
lol yeah he ain’t gonna be there.
NCMathDude on
If somehow we can verify that he’s going to heaven, the number of people identifying as Christian will crater.
ORIGIN8889 on
You can tell he’s got a guilty conscience
doomeddeath on
Dozy droopy dementia Don again
Adderall_Rant on
Honestly, if Christians would change their messaging, they might get more followers. What’s worse? Burning in the fires of hell or being trapped with Trump for eternity?
Zealousideal_Mix2569 on
He doesn’t need to worry about heaven. He’s going to meet Roy Cohn.
Dazedsince1970 on
Trump must blow
OhGodSoManyQuestions on
“I sure hope God has some little girls there for me” – Trump
Goudinho99 on
Let’s be real, if you have a wedding at mar a lago, you probably want this and woukd think this is good.
Kgaset on
Ok racist grandpa, back to bed
BK1287 on
“Trump crashes funeral to score some underage tail” on the way any day now
Most_Victory1661 on
Trump thinking Heaven is like a country club. Ok I need a sponsor and what a membership fee?
fingertrapt on
Was the Resolute Desk in the corner for their wedding? Was the punch bowl on it?
Nach0Maker on
Crashed wedding or provided a paid appearance?
DannySpud2 on
“Whose dick do I gotta suck to get into heaven?”
BirdbeekerMelonhead on
I dont belive in heavan or hell but one thing trumps great at is making me want to belive there is a place like hell
SnoopsBadunkadunk on
I do *not* wanna hear tfg wonder if he’s going to heaven. Is there any thought that’s crossed his mind that he hasn’t yakked about to anyone who would listen? Does he ever keep anything to himself?
fakelaughfred on
>Last night, at my friend Mike Wilkerson’s wedding at Mar-a-Lago, the President showed up. As he walked in, he pointed right at me and joked, “This is the guy who’s going to get me to heaven…” I laughed and told him, “I’d really like to talk to you about that… but another time.” Then I reminded him, “Don’t forget—you’re America’s Supercentennial President.” Truthfully, I would love to have that conversation with him one day. But this wasn’t the place.
What
taylerca on
Maralago is like a chucky cheese for tasteless rich people.
Vinral on
If you’re worried about not making into heaven, you know you’ve done some shitty things.
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The one place this *dip shit* won’t be going to.
Just like the Nobel, he’ll bitch about it until the end knowing he won’t get it.
He seems to talk about dying a lot these days. Makes you wonder what he knows.
Well hopefully soon he will get a peek at it, as he takes the escalator down.
what with all of the child raping I’m pretty sure he should be concerned with the other place at this point.
He’s still on this? Bro take a hint, you’re not getting in
>Metaxas, 62, shared the clip to social media, where he said that his friend’s wedding “wasn’t the place” for that kind of conversation
As a minister, let me say that a wedding is exactly the place for that kind of conversation. Metaxes is another person who places politics above his faith.
For those of us that will be in Hell, I suggest we start the petition now to keep him out. I personally don’t want him there.
I can see him blowing Bubba and swings his harp singing
It’s a wedding at Maralogo so basically a some donor’s family wedding, let him ruin it.
My grandma started talking about heaven when she found out she had a terminal disease
New headline: Dementia-addled old man disrupts family function with rants about imaginary place he will never be able to visit.
They should install some extra heaters in that new ballroom of his so he can start to acclimate before the big day 🤞
Homie is about to die and he knows it
“Please calp.”
Dementia Don got lost looking for Bubba
He’s been rambling about heaven a lot lately, as if it’s on his mind… Good. The world will be a better place if he’s not here any more.
On top of everything else, he’s pathetic and embarrassing.
Anyone who has their wedding at Mar a Lago deserves this.
Edit: thank you for the award!
*”This is a good-looking couple,” Trump said of the newlyweds. “Take their picture and use it in a hotel ad.”*
Shallow creepy-ass dude.
The current Prez of the U.S.of A. is such an insecure little loser. The guy is weak and frail and looks like a partially dried up lump of peach colored play-doh with a wicked 5 degree tilt on his vertical axis
lol yeah he ain’t gonna be there.
If somehow we can verify that he’s going to heaven, the number of people identifying as Christian will crater.
You can tell he’s got a guilty conscience
Dozy droopy dementia Don again
Honestly, if Christians would change their messaging, they might get more followers. What’s worse? Burning in the fires of hell or being trapped with Trump for eternity?
He doesn’t need to worry about heaven. He’s going to meet Roy Cohn.
Trump must blow
“I sure hope God has some little girls there for me” – Trump
Let’s be real, if you have a wedding at mar a lago, you probably want this and woukd think this is good.
Ok racist grandpa, back to bed
“Trump crashes funeral to score some underage tail” on the way any day now
Trump thinking Heaven is like a country club. Ok I need a sponsor and what a membership fee?
Was the Resolute Desk in the corner for their wedding? Was the punch bowl on it?
Crashed wedding or provided a paid appearance?
“Whose dick do I gotta suck to get into heaven?”
I dont belive in heavan or hell but one thing trumps great at is making me want to belive there is a place like hell
I do *not* wanna hear tfg wonder if he’s going to heaven. Is there any thought that’s crossed his mind that he hasn’t yakked about to anyone who would listen? Does he ever keep anything to himself?
>Last night, at my friend Mike Wilkerson’s wedding at Mar-a-Lago, the President showed up. As he walked in, he pointed right at me and joked, “This is the guy who’s going to get me to heaven…” I laughed and told him, “I’d really like to talk to you about that… but another time.” Then I reminded him, “Don’t forget—you’re America’s Supercentennial President.” Truthfully, I would love to have that conversation with him one day. But this wasn’t the place.
What
Maralago is like a chucky cheese for tasteless rich people.
If you’re worried about not making into heaven, you know you’ve done some shitty things.