They’re spray painted gold with gaudy chandeliers everywhere.
Historical_Bend_2629 on
He has “invented” a lot of things. “Equalizing.” “Prime the Pump.” He has discovered all kind of concepts. “Groceries.”
DHN_95 on
The fact that he makes such claims no longer worries me, it’s the fact that his base will blindly believe him that’s scary.
Much_Guava_1396 on
He drew a ship with crayons, everyone praised It to avoid a temper tantrum.
Brutini on
If this was somebodies grandpa they’d talking about getting him checked for Alzheimer’s.
How its just acceptable because trump says shit like this all the time is wild.
He’s a compulsive liar, but he can’t even attempt to hide the lies anymore.
dblan9 on
So they now sink?
iamamuttonhead on
Dementia is a terrible condition.
RoosterMedical on
An experienced and successful naval architect, a big man with tears in his eyes, said that he wished that he had Donald Trump’s natural abilities.
HappyBumbler on
I have done so too for the coast guard. No idea why my plans weren’t accepted straight away. Never heard back, geez.
mightyboink on
That’s why they look like penises and are all named bubba.
LingonberryPrior6896 on
Long article to say Trump told another lie
JadedIT_Tech on
Might as well say that he’s responsible for the SpaceX reusable rocket blueprints. Hell, Elon even might let him take credit.
If you’re just gonna bullshit all the time, why not?
minigopher on
When he told this to his nurses they replied “ yes Donny” we are proud of you” “ now take your pills”
cousinmarygross on
$1 says all he’s done is ban black coast guardsmen.
Name a single black member of Club Mar a Lago.
Boot-Representative on
Reminds me of when Homer designed that car.
NoRepeat274 on
Hence all the gold plated swastikas.
soraku392 on
Didn’t he claim that engineers aren’t skilled workers recently?
canitouchyours on
He sure did. He is the bestest human ever. So great. Did you know that he was the first to say: ”let’s put a pin in that”
lovelessisbetter on
DOGE should’ve honestly just designated the need for a government flattery division when they went in and shredded the bureaucracy into a fine pulp and fired everyone. They could all dress up like Starwars Empire characters and take turns regaling the POTUS with his daily “accolades”. The world might be more chill. Just some modern day minstrels in what some might say are the most exquisitely tasteful uniforms in history.. truly the most beautiful.. solid black unis with gold trim and big beautiful Trump tower emblems on the lapels.
Ojay-simpson on
He is the stupidest person alive who’s not required to wear a helmet 24/7.
orcinyadders on
Oh shit, Trump is a liar? Wow omg. I’d love a breaking news headline for every lie all day every day. That would be awesome.
Inspectorgadget4250 on
He’s the breathing definition of dementia
guttanzer on
If this is even a little bit true it is a nightmare. NAVSEA has had to redesign ships because leadership didn’t think they looked “lean and mean” enough. These new vanity Coast Guard has even less juice for a push-back.
These new vanity constraints interfere with constraints driven by real needs and result in A) a lot of expensive rework, and B) an inferior design.
So it is possible that Trump saw an artist’s rendition and ordered changes. It is also possible that CG leadership acted on them. If so, the class will be delayed, the cost went up by millions, and for the next 80 years sailors will be stuck with operating less capable ships.
Future-Helicopter-95 on
Complete with a ballroom and the bathrooms that have boxes of Top Secret and Secret folders you can read while taking a #2.
Quinn_tEskimo on
“… he would make outlandish claims, like he invented the question mark.”
queuedUp on
I sometimes think that he legitimately believes some of these wild claims
He’s so mentally ill it’s sad.
Cyno01 on
Anybody else really shocked he still hasnt started going around with more and more medals pinned to his jacket yet, and maybe little epaulets or something?
lukin187250 on
“He would make wild claims, like he had invented the question mark”
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Well, just the poop deck.
Homer Simpson’s car design.
They’re spray painted gold with gaudy chandeliers everywhere.
He has “invented” a lot of things. “Equalizing.” “Prime the Pump.” He has discovered all kind of concepts. “Groceries.”
The fact that he makes such claims no longer worries me, it’s the fact that his base will blindly believe him that’s scary.
He drew a ship with crayons, everyone praised It to avoid a temper tantrum.
If this was somebodies grandpa they’d talking about getting him checked for Alzheimer’s.
How its just acceptable because trump says shit like this all the time is wild.
He’s a compulsive liar, but he can’t even attempt to hide the lies anymore.
So they now sink?
Dementia is a terrible condition.
An experienced and successful naval architect, a big man with tears in his eyes, said that he wished that he had Donald Trump’s natural abilities.
I have done so too for the coast guard. No idea why my plans weren’t accepted straight away. Never heard back, geez.
That’s why they look like penises and are all named bubba.
Long article to say Trump told another lie
Might as well say that he’s responsible for the SpaceX reusable rocket blueprints. Hell, Elon even might let him take credit.
If you’re just gonna bullshit all the time, why not?
When he told this to his nurses they replied “ yes Donny” we are proud of you” “ now take your pills”
$1 says all he’s done is ban black coast guardsmen.
Name a single black member of Club Mar a Lago.
Reminds me of when Homer designed that car.
Hence all the gold plated swastikas.
Didn’t he claim that engineers aren’t skilled workers recently?
He sure did. He is the bestest human ever. So great. Did you know that he was the first to say: ”let’s put a pin in that”
DOGE should’ve honestly just designated the need for a government flattery division when they went in and shredded the bureaucracy into a fine pulp and fired everyone. They could all dress up like Starwars Empire characters and take turns regaling the POTUS with his daily “accolades”. The world might be more chill. Just some modern day minstrels in what some might say are the most exquisitely tasteful uniforms in history.. truly the most beautiful.. solid black unis with gold trim and big beautiful Trump tower emblems on the lapels.
He is the stupidest person alive who’s not required to wear a helmet 24/7.
Oh shit, Trump is a liar? Wow omg. I’d love a breaking news headline for every lie all day every day. That would be awesome.
He’s the breathing definition of dementia
If this is even a little bit true it is a nightmare. NAVSEA has had to redesign ships because leadership didn’t think they looked “lean and mean” enough. These new vanity Coast Guard has even less juice for a push-back.
These new vanity constraints interfere with constraints driven by real needs and result in A) a lot of expensive rework, and B) an inferior design.
So it is possible that Trump saw an artist’s rendition and ordered changes. It is also possible that CG leadership acted on them. If so, the class will be delayed, the cost went up by millions, and for the next 80 years sailors will be stuck with operating less capable ships.
Complete with a ballroom and the bathrooms that have boxes of Top Secret and Secret folders you can read while taking a #2.
“… he would make outlandish claims, like he invented the question mark.”
I sometimes think that he legitimately believes some of these wild claims
He’s so mentally ill it’s sad.
Anybody else really shocked he still hasnt started going around with more and more medals pinned to his jacket yet, and maybe little epaulets or something?
“He would make wild claims, like he had invented the question mark”