Honestly, it could be the brain, neck, or spine. You go into the tube sometimes is 30min, sometimes it’s 90min. I just follow what the dr schedules
SoulStoneSeeker on
67 needs to be age limit*
space_for_username on
Can’t tell his arse from his elbow.
FitWrap1959 on
How the heck do they fit his ass into the MRI machine?
RudeAlarm on
No patient ever getting an MRI takes that little of an interest in what they are testing; this just demonstrates how out of it dozing don is.
Imaginary_Bus_6742 on
When the doctors viewed the MRI of trump’s brain they found inside a hamster running on a wheel, but it had fallen down and couldn’t get back up. They realized they couldn’t show that scan to anyone and switched it with Biden’s last one that showed nothing, just a blank screen. Using that, they told trump the MRI didn’t show anything and that it was perfectly clear, which was the truth. trump, of course, heard that he had a perfect MRI. Case solved.
Specialist_Lock8590 on
Dementia Donny!
PetiteGurlie on
Guy can’t remember an MRI but thinks he’s ready for nuclear codes. Wild.
mrg1957 on
His entire body. They were looking for a soul. No soul found!
hillbillyboiler on
The M in MRI stands for Magnetic and no one knows anything about magnets.
Kincherk on
Is there any person in their right mind that would not know why they had an MRI?
The English language is always changing and evolving … TIL “can’t figure out” may be used as a synonym for “can’t remember”.
ChaskaChanhassen on
My dog’s teeth look much better than his.
renb8 on
It’s his faulty failing noggin. Maybe he’ll try and blame his knock knees. Or maybe those rascally draft-dodging bone spurs are growing in his brain now.
zoqfotpik on
That would be in the butt, Bob.
CorvidxQueen on
Anybody tell him to look at his MyChart or is he too “presidential” to have one?
dakotanorth8 on
Imagine being the mri tech, finding something terrible, and the secret service comes into the room and says “SAY HES THE HEALTHIEST MAN YOUVE EVER SEEN…and that he’s 6’6” 220…”
Optimus-Redux on
He can’t remember. The MRI revealed a partially eaten Fishwich where the brain was.
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Honestly, it could be the brain, neck, or spine. You go into the tube sometimes is 30min, sometimes it’s 90min. I just follow what the dr schedules
67 needs to be age limit*
Can’t tell his arse from his elbow.
How the heck do they fit his ass into the MRI machine?
No patient ever getting an MRI takes that little of an interest in what they are testing; this just demonstrates how out of it dozing don is.
When the doctors viewed the MRI of trump’s brain they found inside a hamster running on a wheel, but it had fallen down and couldn’t get back up. They realized they couldn’t show that scan to anyone and switched it with Biden’s last one that showed nothing, just a blank screen. Using that, they told trump the MRI didn’t show anything and that it was perfectly clear, which was the truth. trump, of course, heard that he had a perfect MRI. Case solved.
Dementia Donny!
Guy can’t remember an MRI but thinks he’s ready for nuclear codes. Wild.
His entire body. They were looking for a soul. No soul found!
The M in MRI stands for Magnetic and no one knows anything about magnets.
Is there any person in their right mind that would not know why they had an MRI?
Non-paywall version here: https://archive.ph/Z36xp
The English language is always changing and evolving … TIL “can’t figure out” may be used as a synonym for “can’t remember”.
My dog’s teeth look much better than his.
It’s his faulty failing noggin. Maybe he’ll try and blame his knock knees. Or maybe those rascally draft-dodging bone spurs are growing in his brain now.
That would be in the butt, Bob.
Anybody tell him to look at his MyChart or is he too “presidential” to have one?
Imagine being the mri tech, finding something terrible, and the secret service comes into the room and says “SAY HES THE HEALTHIEST MAN YOUVE EVER SEEN…and that he’s 6’6” 220…”
He can’t remember. The MRI revealed a partially eaten Fishwich where the brain was.