Keystone Kash Tantrum Exposed in Bombshell Dossier on His ‘F***ed Up’ FBI – President Trump’s FBI director is described as an “insecure” poser in a report compiled by both active-duty and retired agents.
Source: Quirkie
Keystone Kash Tantrum Exposed in Bombshell Dossier on His ‘F***ed Up’ FBI – President Trump’s FBI director is described as an “insecure” poser in a report compiled by both active-duty and retired agents.
Source: Quirkie
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I’ll see you in Valhalla, loser
I mean did this guy even have any experience at all? Or is he like many of the other clowns the Trump administration assembled? Either way he’s a bit of a loser, and his soul is quite ugly.*
Every. Single. One. Of Trump’s cabinet were picked to undermine the authority and trust in the Federal government so when the technocrats start picking up the pieces we can feel good that the FBI is powered by Palantir and Meta or that our national defense is funded by Amazon. “Department of education by Google AI”
“Everything is totally better now. The public sector is dead. Welcome to privatized EVERYTHING.”
Republican voters all ready think the government is bad at their jobs and that every department that’s shutdown and every branch that’s defanged, is a good thing.
This admin is trying to make sure Democrats start to feel similarly. How long will it take to rebuild trust in the federal government after the Trump presidency?
>described as an “insecure” poser
That basically Trumps entire cabinet in a nutshell.
I am Jack’s complete lack of surprise.
If only talented leaders had known for literally millennia that you need to put people in positions of power who are respected by the people in their command.
he told a podcaster he would see him in Valhalla, did anyone not know this dude was a poser?
Well, isn’t he wildly unqualified for the job? At some point, he’s going to have to realize that and start getting nervous.
It would be a real bombshell if there were any member of this regime who weren’t overgrown children
His entire inner circle is just cos playing their way through life right now
Here’s the report if you don’t want to give Daily Beast the traffic:
https://www.scribd.com/document/958712353/FBI-REPORT
lol wtf they even find bruh😂
The FBI made a burn book lmao?
What did he do before this as a job? I’ve never heard of him until he got put in his current role..
I don’t think anyone needs a report for that…
Pretty sure “insecure poser” is in the jd, you can’t control someone who is confident and competent.
It’s almost like a podcaster is unqualified to lead the FBI.
She doan lie, she doan lie, she doan lie …
He always looks like he’s worried other people can hear his thoughts.
Sums up this entire administration pretty well….insecure poser.
Of course he is insecure. Just look at his eyes. He looks like he jsut got caught in the bathroom by his mother.
The very first point this “report” makes is that “Trump Derangement Syndrome is alive and well in the FBI.”
Not so sure it’s what we want to hang our hat on.
That was the plan.
He looks like the live action version of imposter syndrome.
I dunno why but I’m imagining Kash rolling around his office pretending to play cops and robbers, getting caught by an aide, and then sheepishly going back to his desk and huffing about how nobody lets him have any fun
Who’d a thought he was anything more than an insecure poser? Like that’s politely stated
Well, to be fair to Kash.
With whatever he is on, judging by his eyes, and the amounts probably involved, I’d be insecure around that much federal agents, too.
It’s *poseur*. The insult is *poseur*.
Color me surprised
We, the people, are much less safe with this dangerous moron in charge of the FBI.
These drips are gonna keep on coming. The Repubs are weak right now and if they win Tennesse, get ready for more delicious leaks.
His deer-in-the-headlights look at all times couldn’t exude “I have no idea what I’m doing” in a more comically obvious way. Dude is not qualified for the job in the slightest way and he wears it on his face. It would be funny if it weren’t a pretty important fucking job.
Never forget that Senate Republicans refused to use their Constitutional powers to block these completely unqualified nominations and share a huge part of the blame. When the appointments of people like Patel, Bondi, Hegseth, Gabbard, RFK Jr., etc. were approved by the Senate, I knew the guardrails were completely gone.
To the jaw-dropping surprise of absolutely nobody who’s paid even the slightest attention to that bug-eyed resting-overwhelmed-face moron.
Just like the rest of Trump’s cabinet… those who aren’t simply evil that is.
Live Kash Patel reaction:
(❍_⚆)
My theory is that Trump selected his cabinet as if he were casting a Reality TV show.
An outlandish cast of characters whose CRAZY ANTICS would keep people glued to their TVs.