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  1. President Donald Trump boasted that he has undergone more cognitive decline tests than any other president in history during a wild late-night rant.

    In a Truth Social post in which he bragged about how hard he works and called for The New York Times to cease publication, Trump also made reference to the fact that he has “aced” three Montreal Cognitive Assessments, a test designed to screen for early dementia or mild cognitive impairment.

    “In addition to the Medical [assessments], I have done something that no other President has done,” he wrote in the 488-word rant, ”on three separate occasions, the last one being recently, by taking what is known as a Cognitive Examination, something which few people would be able to do very well, including those working at The New York Times, and I ACED all three of them in front of large numbers of doctors and experts, most of whom I do not know.”

    “I have been told that few people have been able to “ace” this Examination and, in fact, most do very poorly, which is why many other Presidents have decided not to take it at all.”

  2. weird how he keeps bringing up these tests as a flex when they’re literally just checking if you can identify basic objects and remember 3 words..

  3. And it’s not like he’s lied before. Did he really pass or do they keep giving him test to see the progression?

  4. “It’s a WHALE! Doctor it’s a big fat whale! I’m the besrestester whale picker outer in the world fastestester whale picker outer than anyone else!”
    Doctor: “ Mr trump … it’s not a whale! It’s your nude reflection in the mirror!”

  5. Truthisnotallowed on

    I’ll bet he got a perfect score on all three dementia tests.

    All three showed he was totally demented.

  6. If he wasn’t demented they would not be giving him so many dementia test. I’m pretty sure they suspect something. In layman’s terms the the cheese is falling off his f**king cracker.

  7. Mean-Cheesecake-2635 on

    My dad got in a bad car accident some years back and had to take a cognitive skills test as he was pretty out of it. Turned out he was prescribed a medicine that was problematic after a certain age and had a UTI which meant things built up in his system to the point he was demonstrating symptoms that made Dr’s think he had Lewy Body Dementia. After a few days in the hospital he was back to normal, but he took two or three tests during that period which dr’s used to check his progress. I witnessed the first test which happened right after he wrapped his car around a light pole, and it’s exactly like the “intelligence tests” Trump brags about acing.

    Why the hell is a supposedly super-healthy guy randomly taking multiple clinical diagnostics tests over years? He’s been talking about these tests since his first term, easily 6-7 years.

    My Dad has never taken another one of these since he was released from the hospital. Something is obviously wrong with his brain.

  8. PretendThroat6648 on

    This is so insane. Our highest office is sitting a man in early dementia. They better be keeping the football away from him. It would be funny if this wasn’t so dangerous for our safety.

    We have no one on top competent enough to keep us safe from war or invasion.

  9. When 1 test wasn’t enough. Lets try again Donny, your doing great. Look at me Donny, Donny where are you going? Let me help you sit back down in your chair. Question 2 is…awh fuck…hey get the straps out Bill, Donny isn’t listening. 

  10. The fact they have apparently given him three in the last year means they are tracking the progress of it to determine how fast he’s declining.

  11. CrayonScribbler on

    Imagine being such a low achiever in life that you brag about something like this. If he didn’t have his dad’s money, he’d be dead on the street for sure.

  12. His own description and claims about these tests (that contradict the very nature and definition of them) show the obvious facts…

  13. Donny, there’s a reason you’ve had more dementia tests, yes dementia, not cognitive function, than any other president. Think about it.

    Also, which other presidents had to take dementia tests?

  14. My theory: Those leqembi infusions like every 2 weeks for 18 months or so… they want to see if it is helping or not because of the side effects of the drugs …there is also the national security.. president blabbermouth.

  15. Total-Mushroom-9614 on

    Spoiler alert. It was the same test. He’s remembering the same test he took at different time intervals. To measure the decline of his dying brain cells.

  16. What was that line from Hamlet again? Ah yes, “The lady doth protest too much, methinks”…

    Having taken more cognitive decline tests than any other president in history is not the flex he thinks it is.

  17. He doesn’t seem to realize that he’s more than likely been diagnosed and they’re using periodic testing to track how it’s advancing.

    What a fucking idiot. Seriously can’t understand how he’s managed to stay in office so long… surely there’s going to be a tipping point soon.

  18. “I took three dementia tests!”

    Not. A. Flex.

    Was it “take ‘em until you pass one. Barely is fine.”? Or did he forget he had taken the first two?

  19. TheAwesomeMan123 on

    But why? Trump keeps saying he’s acing all his tests? Why does he need to resit them if he scores so well?

  20. Probably means you’ve got dementia!

    People who aren’t thought to have dementia don’t take those tests.

  21. Normal people don’t get asked to do dementia tests, they can probably volunteer for one, pointless. I would love to see that fuckwit try and draw a clock face telling the current time while sitting under a clock. It’s gonna look like Salvador Dali’s version

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