So, “Billionaire Idiot Trump”, would be more correct.
CockBrother on
>“You can give up certain products. You can give up pencils…Every child can get 37 pencils. They only need one or two. They don’t need that many, but you always need you always need steel,” Trump said.
I could understand why he thinks kids only need one or two pencils. He’s never actually written anything in his life.
Marvin_Frommars on
Toys are hereby declared illegal, immoral, unlawful, *and* anyone found with a toy in his (or her) possession will be placed under arrest and thrown in the dungeon. (No kidding!) – Burgermeister Meisterburger
stein63 on
And what is his family buying for Christmas this year? Not that it matters he has no idea what it cost anyways.
1cl3nstd4yt on
Unless you are a soybean farmer or a resident of Argentina.
fairoaks2 on
Fox repeated the “under 3 over 18” don’t need gifts line.
Trump family has a lot more grifted money this Christmas. Plus a big plane
Redshirt_Welshy_Nooo on
Meanwhile, trump gifts his kids hundreds of millions of US taxpayer dollars for their shady companies/slush funds.
DeuceGnarly on
But his ballroom will be bigger and more gaudy than before…
Only the best for himself, and fuck the rest of us, right?
The republican party needs to go. All of them.
RealGianath on
Maybe he’s planning on selling Trump-branded toys? Like his phones, bibles, and shoes, it will be another fresh new way to send him untraceable bribes.
Athleticsbaby on
*Sorry kids, no toys for you this year! But just think of all the libs you’re owning and be thankful! USA! USA! USA11!!* –MAGA
ceccyred on
But of course. “Let them eat cake.” Why would anyone vote for this conman? I just have never seen the appeal. An obnoxious bloviating liar. And that’s probably his most benign characterization. LOL
yetiking77 on
Yes, the solve for affordability is to not buy as much stuff. Meanwhile he plans on building a ballroom no one wants
DeweyPLlama on
“Buy less for your family so me and my billionaire friends can get richer.”
ranchoparksteve on
Meanwhile the gold room for Trump’s balls is under construction. 💃
Primary-Lab4151 on
“Let them eat hate”
dancefan2019 on
He’s so ridiculous. The ultimate Scrooge. Hoarding wealth while denying others their basic needs (healthcare, food).
Marvin_Frommars on
I remember the one Christmas I got 37 dolls and 37 pencils. Best Christmas ever.
This is the sign of a great economy. The best economy ever some say. What we are doing is getting less money to change hands in the 4th quarter. Less money moving around is the definition of a good economy. MAGA!
Tackysackjones on
I just halted my monthly payments to big pencil and now I can afford avocado toast
radioactive_sharpei on
The Republican War on Christmas lol.
ColonyJD1980 on
Right. Add that to telling the kids to do with less food and healthcare as well.
wH4tEveR250 on
Again?
Funqy on
While he hands Baron 150 mil in crypto. Cool cool. Good ol’Diddlin’ Donny Two Dolls.
PixelatedSnacks on
He should tell that to his buddy that’s trying to buy Warner Brothers for his sons Christmas gift.
dudettte on
and poor masses clapped.
dave_debenedetti on
Wow – Jerkin Twodicks is really on a roll!
thoptergifts on
The oligarchs have made it abundantly clear that having children in this shit is a bad choice. I expect the birth rate to continue to plummet.
InevitableGoal2912 on
So when are the three ghosts going to visit him?
Timeformayo on
You’re a mean one, Mr. Trump,
You really are a heel!
You’re as cuddly as a cactus,
You’re as charming as an eel, Mr. Trump.
You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel!
You’re a monster, Mr. Trump.
Your heart’s an empty hole!
Your brain is full of spiders,
You’ve got garlic in your soul, Mr. Trump.
I wouldn’t touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
You’re a vile one, Mr. Trump.
You have termites in your smile!
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Trump.
Given the choice between the two of you I’d take the seasick crocodile!
You’re a foul one, Mr. Trump.
You’re a nasty wasty skunk!
Your heart is full of unwashed socks,
Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Trump.
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote: “Stink! Stank! Stunk!”
You’re a rotter, Mr. Trump.
You’re the king of sinful sots!
Your heart’s a dead tomato splotched
With moldy purple spots, Mr. Trump.
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!
You nauseate me, Mr. Trump,
With a nauseous super “naus!”
You’re a crooked dirty jockey,
And you drive a crooked horse, Mr. Trump.
You’re a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce.
meatspace on
Oh look! It’s the War on Christmas.
*Every accusation is a confession.* 20 fucking years of being told that we all hate Christmas and America, and now we’re at the stage of “let me tell you how few of your loved ones deserve gifts. Celebrate consumption by giving less.”
Locketank on
Ya know I’m not a parent yet, but I am a teacher. The kids notice this stuff. And emotional impacts them down the line. This will poison Republicans for decades to come as the Party that stole Christmas. He is literally embodying Ebenezer Scrooge.
whisperworks on
Do you think anyone in the billionaire class gives a shit about your kids Christmas? That’s genuinely hilarious
Maleficent-Ad9010 on
Putting an age on Christmas gifts makes me sad. Another reason to add to the list of why life should suck now that I’m grown
sectumsempre_ on
Guys, it’s giving let them eat cake. How much more of this are we going to tolerate?
Moritasgus2 on
> “I don’t think that a beautiful baby girl needs – that’s 11 years old – needs to have 30 dolls.
Has he.. met any 11 year old girls? Don’t answer that.
Wild_Read9062 on
So he’s replacing ’let them eat cake,’ with ‘stop eating so much, piggy.’
Gotta love rich people in America.
yorapissa on
Why? I thought his economy was booming🤣. He couldn’t be a bigger idiot if he tried. He’s the perfect idiot.
faith_apnea on
If you’re listening to Trump advice, you’re the problem in America.
Stop voting for morons.
Formfeeder on
Will do. The only way to tame a billionaire is to stop buying.
Sugarfiltration01 on
Website from cancertown.
pzavlaris on
How’s his bank account looking?
LordSiravant on
And conservatives won’t say anything about it because they’re a fucking cult.
DrowningKrown on
The folks who are facing the situation of having to buy fewer toys for Christmas were probably there, and cheering at trump and saying shit like “he’s right! They should buy fewer toys!”
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The Grinch.
You need to add a qualifying description to this.
Yes, Trump is billionaire (if you believe him).
But he is also and idiot.
So, “Billionaire Idiot Trump”, would be more correct.
>“You can give up certain products. You can give up pencils…Every child can get 37 pencils. They only need one or two. They don’t need that many, but you always need you always need steel,” Trump said.
I could understand why he thinks kids only need one or two pencils. He’s never actually written anything in his life.
Toys are hereby declared illegal, immoral, unlawful, *and* anyone found with a toy in his (or her) possession will be placed under arrest and thrown in the dungeon. (No kidding!) – Burgermeister Meisterburger
And what is his family buying for Christmas this year? Not that it matters he has no idea what it cost anyways.
Unless you are a soybean farmer or a resident of Argentina.
Fox repeated the “under 3 over 18” don’t need gifts line.
Trump family has a lot more grifted money this Christmas. Plus a big plane
Meanwhile, trump gifts his kids hundreds of millions of US taxpayer dollars for their shady companies/slush funds.
But his ballroom will be bigger and more gaudy than before…
Only the best for himself, and fuck the rest of us, right?
The republican party needs to go. All of them.
Maybe he’s planning on selling Trump-branded toys? Like his phones, bibles, and shoes, it will be another fresh new way to send him untraceable bribes.
*Sorry kids, no toys for you this year! But just think of all the libs you’re owning and be thankful! USA! USA! USA11!!* –MAGA
But of course. “Let them eat cake.” Why would anyone vote for this conman? I just have never seen the appeal. An obnoxious bloviating liar. And that’s probably his most benign characterization. LOL
Yes, the solve for affordability is to not buy as much stuff. Meanwhile he plans on building a ballroom no one wants
“Buy less for your family so me and my billionaire friends can get richer.”
Meanwhile the gold room for Trump’s balls is under construction. 💃
“Let them eat hate”
He’s so ridiculous. The ultimate Scrooge. Hoarding wealth while denying others their basic needs (healthcare, food).
I remember the one Christmas I got 37 dolls and 37 pencils. Best Christmas ever.
Trump completing his transformation to [Burgermeister Meisterburger](https://christmas-specials.fandom.com/wiki/Burgermeister_Meisterburger)
He said the identical thing back in May so apparently whatever backlash there was, wasn’t enough for him to care about.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5zeDF5UPn0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5zeDF5UPn0)
This is the sign of a great economy. The best economy ever some say. What we are doing is getting less money to change hands in the 4th quarter. Less money moving around is the definition of a good economy. MAGA!
I just halted my monthly payments to big pencil and now I can afford avocado toast
The Republican War on Christmas lol.
Right. Add that to telling the kids to do with less food and healthcare as well.
Again?
While he hands Baron 150 mil in crypto. Cool cool. Good ol’Diddlin’ Donny Two Dolls.
He should tell that to his buddy that’s trying to buy Warner Brothers for his sons Christmas gift.
and poor masses clapped.
Wow – Jerkin Twodicks is really on a roll!
The oligarchs have made it abundantly clear that having children in this shit is a bad choice. I expect the birth rate to continue to plummet.
So when are the three ghosts going to visit him?
You’re a mean one, Mr. Trump,
You really are a heel!
You’re as cuddly as a cactus,
You’re as charming as an eel, Mr. Trump.
You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel!
You’re a monster, Mr. Trump.
Your heart’s an empty hole!
Your brain is full of spiders,
You’ve got garlic in your soul, Mr. Trump.
I wouldn’t touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
You’re a vile one, Mr. Trump.
You have termites in your smile!
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Trump.
Given the choice between the two of you I’d take the seasick crocodile!
You’re a foul one, Mr. Trump.
You’re a nasty wasty skunk!
Your heart is full of unwashed socks,
Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Trump.
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote: “Stink! Stank! Stunk!”
You’re a rotter, Mr. Trump.
You’re the king of sinful sots!
Your heart’s a dead tomato splotched
With moldy purple spots, Mr. Trump.
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!
You nauseate me, Mr. Trump,
With a nauseous super “naus!”
You’re a crooked dirty jockey,
And you drive a crooked horse, Mr. Trump.
You’re a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce.
Oh look! It’s the War on Christmas.
*Every accusation is a confession.* 20 fucking years of being told that we all hate Christmas and America, and now we’re at the stage of “let me tell you how few of your loved ones deserve gifts. Celebrate consumption by giving less.”
Ya know I’m not a parent yet, but I am a teacher. The kids notice this stuff. And emotional impacts them down the line. This will poison Republicans for decades to come as the Party that stole Christmas. He is literally embodying Ebenezer Scrooge.
Do you think anyone in the billionaire class gives a shit about your kids Christmas? That’s genuinely hilarious
Putting an age on Christmas gifts makes me sad. Another reason to add to the list of why life should suck now that I’m grown
Guys, it’s giving let them eat cake. How much more of this are we going to tolerate?
> “I don’t think that a beautiful baby girl needs – that’s 11 years old – needs to have 30 dolls.
Has he.. met any 11 year old girls? Don’t answer that.
So he’s replacing ’let them eat cake,’ with ‘stop eating so much, piggy.’
Gotta love rich people in America.
Why? I thought his economy was booming🤣. He couldn’t be a bigger idiot if he tried. He’s the perfect idiot.
If you’re listening to Trump advice, you’re the problem in America.
Stop voting for morons.
Will do. The only way to tame a billionaire is to stop buying.
Website from cancertown.
How’s his bank account looking?
And conservatives won’t say anything about it because they’re a fucking cult.
The folks who are facing the situation of having to buy fewer toys for Christmas were probably there, and cheering at trump and saying shit like “he’s right! They should buy fewer toys!”
Yeah? Everyone quit buying and see what happens