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  1. …And yet Christians, Mormons, Catholics, Orthodox and Conservative Jews along with many Hispanic people still support Trump 100%. 

    The man is so completely vile, I simply cannot understand how anyone with a modicum of decency could like him. 

    The scary part is I actually have a former friend who genuinely believes Trump is the return of Jesus Christ! She told me that if I just “give myself over to him” he’ll reward me by making me a millionaire. 

  2. gizajobicandothat on

    I don’t think he’s necessarily thirsting over Ivanka this time, he’s got confused and thought someone was his daughter. Dementia patients start to confuse people.

  3. My takeaway on this rant – The walls are closing in and he’s been researching countries to flee to. For all his ass kissing of Putin, you’d think he’d pick Russia, but it’s pretty cold there in the winter and people who get on Putins bad side have a habit of falling out of windows. Argentina was clearly on the list and was big popular with the OG nazis, but that’s a little too on the nose and we’d find him and his stolen loot pretty fast. Brazil is too violent for his tastes – too much crime. So he considered Peru, but wouldn’t ya know it – venomous snakes. Oh well, back to the drawing board, right? Oh look! A squirrel – I mean an Ivanka lookalike… I’d totally hit that.

  4. Every fucking day Trump is “Melting Down” or “MAGA is In Shambles” but it doesn’t make much of a difference.

    Lusting after his MILFY daughter and rambling on about imaginary snake bite deaths shouldn’t surprise anyone after public executions and ingesting bleach, raking the forest and nuking the hurricanes.

    This is the guy who looked into an eclipse; at this point it may as well be sharks with laser beams.

    Best of all, this isn’t even the craziest shit he said this week.

  5. Defiant_Regular3738 on

    Probably the spy they’re using on him. It would be the most effective honeypot for Trump he can’t help but be a creep for his own CHILD.

  6. bulldogboomer9 on

    Trump signed Ivanka up at 14 to “model” with the John Casablanca agency which was a cover for escort services. John Casablanca was a pedo

  7. Commercial-Buddy2469 on

    The administration allows Trump to ramble. People are flabbergasted, outraged. Can see Vance pretending to be reluctant to take office while secretly he’s filled with excitement and glee. To public- I’m not taking over the presidency, just helping out while President Trump takes a little rest. To Trump- When you wake up from your nap in your magic bed, you’ll be 20 years younger and be strong enough to kick my ass, okay Buddy?

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