Where have I heard “two children from every territory” before
CertainAged-Lady on
And may the odds be ever in our favor.
😒
neutrino71 on
We could combine movies and have patriot reindeer games.
root_fifth_octave on
Panem et circenses
kylebb on
release the files
ecafyelims on
OMG I thought that was a joke.
yrotsihfoedisgnorw on
I’m surprised he doesn’t say something like ‘We’ll be celebrating 250 years of freedom. That’s really 250 years since our country was founded but only 246 years of freedom because a lot of people didn’t feel so free when Biden was in office.’
QuirkyWish3081 on
I bet a lot of you would prefer president snow at this point. I mean at least he was a little more reasonable.
LeeShakerMoneyMaker on
Darn, I was hoping for The Long Walk.
OptimusSublime on
What a truly bizarre time to be alive. I never thought we’d get here. Never ever ever did I think that. This is shit you read about in history. Fuck this reality.
radioactive_sharpei on
Do not let these people anywhere near your kids.
monstersabo on
So for his birthday he wants 50 high school girls to come perform for him? Very on-brand. I suppose they can’t have college athletes, that’s too intellectual.
Raspberries-Are-Evil on
May the odds be ever in your favor.
TripleJ80 on
Pass on the Hunger Games – let’s reboot American Gladiators. He’s stuck in the 80s with everything anyway, plus I’d love to see Gemini and Nitro beat the host w/ a giant pugil stick.
FluffyPantsMcGee on
Oh that’s a real thing? I thought it was a joke. You know he was watching the Hunger Games and thought you know what…. let’s do that
Let’s see him and others run around the woods
VexedCanadian84 on
I hope blue states ignore all his plans
chittmunk on
I can only hope the winner is allowed on stage with the president and that the winner is an American Patriot.
Coldsmoke888 on
So given his past, he wants high school aged athletes to gather before him?
Fucking pervert.
HereForTheComments57 on
Probably not the best timing for him to announce an”kids only” event the day before the Epstein files. Also why does it have to be kids?
pointlesspoint26 on
Battle Royale with cheese. 🤦🏻♂️
Palidor on
I’m predicting he’ll cancel this whole thing by next week. This is too freaky for people
FlexFanatic on
The first thing that came to mind when this was announced was the Olympics in the 1930s where Jesse Owen’s beat the Nazis.
This is going to turn into a blue vs red state plus a sprinkle of Trans Panic from the right
nedlum on
Finally, another chance to kill Sean Bean.
hopskiphoofed on
And may the odds be ever in your favour. Big odds, great odds, some say the greatest odds, that’s what they say, they say great odds.
Smoremonger on
I very much assume this will have a side benefit of allowing the administration to use the popularity of sport to promote a very distinct binary gender ideology in youth, with “specimens” of each selected from each state.
jboarei on
How long until trans accusations come out?
Iron_Chic on
>Frankly, you’ll never see anything like it and you’ll never see anything like it again,” he predicted.
We can only hope…
Chaos-Cortex on
Look over here , away from Epstein files being released tomorrow quick!!!
OutOfTheMist on
This is going to be the worst 250th birthday party ever 😭
view-master on
Wait, that was real? Jesus I can’t tell fact from satire anymore. There is zero difference.
venom21685 on
We got IRL Hunger Games before GTA VI.
IBJON on
Can we just skip to the end of Mockingjay?
MrSnrub_92 on
The goal is to rescue Harrison Ford’s family from the IRA
FloodPlainsDrifter on
Wait. All this stuff is going to maybe get done in the next 5 months? By this administration? Who believes this?
lyingliar on
The man is incapable of doing anything that’s not creepy as fuck.
At this point, bad as Trump is, I think all the recent ridiculousness is as some are saying it is. They want him to start faltering in the public eye. They are allowing Trump to self-destruct at this point. To distance themselves from him somehow. But it’s become easier than ever to see him as an idiot and I’m wondering what the play is.
100farts on
How long till child beauty pagents at the Whitehouse?
masstransience on
Holy fuck – I thought that was satire.
Kierik on
It could be worse, it could have been the purge he watched last night.
PolicyWonka on
> The games are an “unprecedented four-day athletic event featuring the greatest high school athletes: one young man and one young woman from each state and territory,” the president said in a video message.
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Where have I heard “two children from every territory” before
And may the odds be ever in our favor.
😒
We could combine movies and have patriot reindeer games.
Panem et circenses
release the files
OMG I thought that was a joke.
I’m surprised he doesn’t say something like ‘We’ll be celebrating 250 years of freedom. That’s really 250 years since our country was founded but only 246 years of freedom because a lot of people didn’t feel so free when Biden was in office.’
I bet a lot of you would prefer president snow at this point. I mean at least he was a little more reasonable.
Darn, I was hoping for The Long Walk.
What a truly bizarre time to be alive. I never thought we’d get here. Never ever ever did I think that. This is shit you read about in history. Fuck this reality.
Do not let these people anywhere near your kids.
So for his birthday he wants 50 high school girls to come perform for him? Very on-brand. I suppose they can’t have college athletes, that’s too intellectual.
May the odds be ever in your favor.
Pass on the Hunger Games – let’s reboot American Gladiators. He’s stuck in the 80s with everything anyway, plus I’d love to see Gemini and Nitro beat the host w/ a giant pugil stick.
Oh that’s a real thing? I thought it was a joke. You know he was watching the Hunger Games and thought you know what…. let’s do that
Let’s see him and others run around the woods
I hope blue states ignore all his plans
I can only hope the winner is allowed on stage with the president and that the winner is an American Patriot.
So given his past, he wants high school aged athletes to gather before him?
Fucking pervert.
Probably not the best timing for him to announce an”kids only” event the day before the Epstein files. Also why does it have to be kids?
Battle Royale with cheese. 🤦🏻♂️
I’m predicting he’ll cancel this whole thing by next week. This is too freaky for people
The first thing that came to mind when this was announced was the Olympics in the 1930s where Jesse Owen’s beat the Nazis.
This is going to turn into a blue vs red state plus a sprinkle of Trans Panic from the right
Finally, another chance to kill Sean Bean.
And may the odds be ever in your favour. Big odds, great odds, some say the greatest odds, that’s what they say, they say great odds.
I very much assume this will have a side benefit of allowing the administration to use the popularity of sport to promote a very distinct binary gender ideology in youth, with “specimens” of each selected from each state.
How long until trans accusations come out?
>Frankly, you’ll never see anything like it and you’ll never see anything like it again,” he predicted.
We can only hope…
Look over here , away from Epstein files being released tomorrow quick!!!
This is going to be the worst 250th birthday party ever 😭
Wait, that was real? Jesus I can’t tell fact from satire anymore. There is zero difference.
We got IRL Hunger Games before GTA VI.
Can we just skip to the end of Mockingjay?
The goal is to rescue Harrison Ford’s family from the IRA
Wait. All this stuff is going to maybe get done in the next 5 months? By this administration? Who believes this?
The man is incapable of doing anything that’s not creepy as fuck.
The competition will be a long walk…
I thought that was fucking satire…
[Full video of the announcement and nothing else](https://youtu.be/d9Jx5Fnx8IY?si=vXBe9ti9oWn9riVM)
It’s beyond satire now. Way beyond
At this point, bad as Trump is, I think all the recent ridiculousness is as some are saying it is. They want him to start faltering in the public eye. They are allowing Trump to self-destruct at this point. To distance themselves from him somehow. But it’s become easier than ever to see him as an idiot and I’m wondering what the play is.
How long till child beauty pagents at the Whitehouse?
Holy fuck – I thought that was satire.
It could be worse, it could have been the purge he watched last night.
> The games are an “unprecedented four-day athletic event featuring the greatest high school athletes: one young man and one young woman from each state and territory,” the president said in a video message.
You really can’t make this shit up.