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  1. Only in 2025 do we get “Patriot Games” for high schoolers, fireworks, and a state fair, and it still somehow feels like a promo for a reality TV spinoff. America: The 250th Season.

  2. “The games, will be hosted by Freedom250, a newly established subsidiary of the National Park Foundation, as part of a wider Trumpian 250th anniversary extravaganza, to include a prayer event at the National Mall—meant to “rededicate our country as one nation under God”—and the debut of an “Arc de Trump,” a landmark designed to resemble France’s Arc de Triomphe, only bigger.”

    At least now I won’t feel guilty about stopping my national park foundation donations now.

  3. thistimelineisweird on

    Stupid Hitler doing Hitler things, but somehow even dumber. 

    At least he’s getting a move on building the bunker that he will inevitably lock himself in.

  4. I am almost convinced that we all died during COVID and every day since then has been some kind of mass delusion.

    That is as rational an explanation as anything else.

  5. The wealthy can have balloons dropped toward their favored champion, with coupons for health care.

  6. sugarlessdeathbear on

    This is not the “life imitates art” that we wanted. I wanted more Star Trek gave us the iPad.

  7. Cool we get to do a burning man style burning of that flaming hunk of shit eventually. I’ll bring the marshmallows.

  8. The pedophile president wants children from across the country to compete in front of him for 4 days and will crown the best boy and girl…

    The man is deeply connected to Epstien, to a massive child rape and trade ring, who has condoms with his face pictured at Epstiens island, who has admitted to harassing beauty pagant girls, crossing lines, has been convicted of rape, and also has numerous victims that have spoken of his sexual abuse.

    And he is throwing an under 18 Patriot Games with 50 boys and 50 girls that will be transported and kept where? For 4+ days. I am deeply worried about the safety of any participants since we have a goverment administration aiding and abetting a child trade and rape ring along with allowing our President to do what ever he wants.

  9. Grouchy_Row_7983 on

    Waiting for him to build a colosseum with his name on it and stock it with lions to eat people who don’t praise him.

  10. Personally I feel this is a closer correlation to Roman Colosseum style games in that it’s an attempt to appease the irate and starving masses with games. Please god let him start throwing bread to the crowd to cement this visualization

  11. There better not be trans atheletes in this! If 5th to last death isn’t a biological woman it’s going to ruin the integrity of the child blood sport! /s

  12. Maleficent_Flow_63 on

    We dont care. Please cover the health care, lawless administration, clinate change, why America is hated internationally and the high cost of living.

  13. ThrowRA-shadowships on

    Welcome to the first official Hunger Game!! It is introduced by your favorite pedo clown of the the America….

  14. When do we all agree to just go drag this guy out ourselves? Clearly, Congress isn’t interested. This shit can’t just be allowed to happen while we all shrug our shoulders and go about our lives. This has to be stopped. Fucking enough.

  15. That’s because in his dementia he believes he is the star of the life and times of Trump the movie.

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