Justice Department Scrambling to Find Holiday Volunteers to Redact the Epstein Files, Internal DOJ Email Says
Source: OkayButFoRealz
Justice Department Scrambling to Find Holiday Volunteers to Redact the Epstein Files, Internal DOJ Email Says
Source: OkayButFoRealz
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Then the only answer is to release all in full
So they haven’t been redacting for a year. They have been lying.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like blacking out references to child rape.
Imagine redacting that Ol’ Yam Tits raped children and thinking this is fine.
“Please come to work on Christmas to redact President Trump’s name from the Epstein files in order to further keep from the public that he is a raging pedophile. Pam said she will throw a Pizza party! (one slice each, no drinks).”
Impeach.
Imagine explaining to your kids that Christmas is cancelled because you have to protect a pedophile from being exposed.
“C’mon deep state, work harder.”
Their incompetence is the only reason to have hope
Go in and collect OT and wiggle that mouse
Select all, color black, seems to be all they did for the rest of it.
Where do I sign up?
To paraphrase an old SNL skit I hope someone is “making copies” of the real files that is.
I’m willing to redact the files for free. Send them to me. As soon as I’m done sending them to every media center I can find I will redact them all.. I promise. …. There will be no unauthorized ( by me) leaks!!!! I mean, they will all be fully authorized.
Oops sorry how did those get released unredacted
Aww, poor things. Don’t worry, we can handle those redactions for you if you want.
It would be a real shame if one of the volunteers*accidentally* posted everything all at once.
That would be just *terrible*.
^^^/s
Oh man I’ve had to deal with some of those documents too where OCR wouldn’t work because it was handwritten or in a weird type font, it must be real inconvenient when you’re on a cover up timeline
Didn’t Trump literally just declare a few days ago that now federal employees have off from 12/24-12/26? So they’re literally calling people in after just giving them these days off?
There are paid signature gatherers in Utah trying to get Prop 4 revoked. That’s the law that created a nonpartisan congressional districting mapping group together to create fair maps. They’re paid by a large republican PAC.
My point is, the billionaires of this country are pitting the poor and middle class against the poor and middle class because everyone has to eat. These DOJ workers are just another example of middle class being forced to fuck over the middle class for the sake of a pedo billionare.
Again, there would be zero need to recruit volunteers for this if Trump wasn’t anywhere in them.
Volunteers? I can’t even imagine taking a fuckton of money to do this.
Of course, we’ve seen what people will do for a fuckton of money or even a crumb of dirt off the bottom of Trump’s shoes.
I mean, what if we all volunteered?
Anyone got some disappearing ink?
Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the cubes
Voluteers were redacting
Pedos and pubes
Everything was supposed to be released on Friday.
God I would love it if redaction instructions were leaked.
Holy fucking coal for christmas.
Hire a Russian asset, Donald.
Meanwhile congress on day 300 of vacation
And what is the assignment? Yellow marker for Clinton, black marker for Trump?
How is this real life? How can anyone do this all day then go home to their families and look them in the eye?