Hoover nor Regan deserve anything named after them
mrgeekguy on
It will be reopened next week as the Donald J. Trump Center for People accused of Pedophilia (~~Wrongly~~)
B-Z_B-S on
Can’t he just take a flight to visit his girlfriend again? It’s less stressful for us when that’s his corruption.
VelvetVoltage- on
It’s hard to overstate the symbolism of this. The Hoover Building was the FBI’s public face for generations. Closing it isn’t just a real estate move it feels like a definitive, physical end to an era. A massive change for the agents and the public’s image of the Bureau.
Enoch-Of-Nod on
New HQ to be located at a bathroom in maralago.
mcs5280 on
New HQ to be opened on the slopes of Valhalla
TimothyMimeslayer on
Moves like this should require congressional budgeting to approve. The fact that congress has delegated this power to the executive over the last 70 years is on both dems and reps.
Head-Fun3394 on
Another building with trumps name on it for the fbi…..
flyover_liberal on
This should be interesting.
We’re about to have an FBI HQ named after somebody who should be on their Most Wanted List.
jediporcupine on
They setting up headquarters at Kash Patel’s girlfriend’s house? They seem to be wasting enough FBI resources on her
TheBalzy on
So a “cost saving” move, is to move the FBI out of a building specifically built and designed for the FBI, to a building NOT designed and built by the FBI, and that’s supposed to save money? … It’s supposed to SAVE money…
FourYearsBetter on
Moving it to Israel like all of the government Twitter accounts?
Mr_Magoo1969 on
“FBI headquarters to be relocated to Nashville, TN in a surprise move”
Electroboy101 on
No timeline given for any of this. Odds are it never happens.
Areyoukiddingme2 on
More spending like sailors on fleet week!
consumeshroomz on
Well considering all that seems to be left of the FBI is just 12 boomers who don’t know how to digitally redact documents, I guess it’s ok if they downsize a little.
RunDownTheHighway on
Wonder how many file will get “lost” in the move…
AWholeNewFattitude on
Why not just burn down the Lincoln Memorial, piss on the Tomb Of The Unknown
supercali45 on
SCOTUS 6 are traitors
dedokta on
Trump: The FBI can’t investigate me if they don’t exist!
codecrodie on
Break FBI and replace with homeland security and ICE?
True_Dog_4098 on
As of February 5,2026, all FBI agents will be required to work from home.
Dythus on
Soon to be relocated in a Trump tower with a massive lease to be renewed forever
negativepositiv on
Was there not a heliport sufficient for his new personal VTOL that he uses to get laid around the country?
yungthirtysomething on
i wouldn’t even hesitate on a headline stating this whole garbage country caved inwards into nothing.
MengisAdoso on
What are they gonna do with all those lovely dresses?
Ulrich_Von_Urikon on
What the fuck?
lancer-fiefdom on
Temporary offices will be located near a self valued 5-star Trump Hotel, with prices increased due to surge demand
Not /s, I’m confident this is the grift
AlsoCommiePuddin on
They’re renting space in Trump International, I’d bet.
MrLurid on
>the move is an effort to move the bureau into a safer, more modern facility.
Anyone want to bet that facility is going to be owned by Trump, or one of his cronies, and is going to cost billions to “secure”?
Logical-Rip-8138 on
New location is at The Four Seasons…Landscaping
NeverLookBothWays on
Watch what happens to the building. This administration has been doing fire sales of government property with their cronies. I have no doubt fraud is involved here
PatSajaksDick on
Another Kash tweet he’s gonna walk back lol
AngryMillennialFU on
Traitors destorying the FBI and putting agents “in the field”. Where they will never investigate white collar crime, foreign agents, or corruption. They are destroying the only law enforcement agency that investigated trump and russians. This is no coincidence they think FBI agents should be patrolman…..
kmp11 on
selling the building to fund the ballroom?
CoastingUphill on
They finished stuffing the files into the walls and now they’ll burn the building down
henryrblake on
Bug eyed Cashapp “Just shit my pants after doing a massive bump that was mostly baby laxative” Patel announced today that the FBI was moving the HQ of the FBI out of its current location in downtown DC to an abandoned Pizza Hut in a strip mall in Las Vegas.
ForestGoat87 on
Honest to God, this feels like the kind of thing that should require some public commentary period, and specific appropriation, and congressional approval. Otherwise what’s to stop any future administrations from moving it around willy-nilly?
Like, one administration should not be able to change this much about the federal government, even the executive branch, without congressional oversight. And yes, I understand the Congress is a rubber stamp for now, but at least it would lend a whiff of public interest legitimacy.
Built-in-Light on
Dope, another massive, expensive, decisive change made by an administration under fire for pervasive corruption, ineptitude, and pedophilia. The end cannot come soon enough.
prodigy1367 on
The amount of dismantling this regime has done in less than a year is utterly staggering.
trunksshinohara on
If you were a Russian asset. And you wanted to do the most damage to the FBI. This is what you would do.
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Hoover nor Regan deserve anything named after them
It will be reopened next week as the Donald J. Trump Center for People accused of Pedophilia (~~Wrongly~~)
Can’t he just take a flight to visit his girlfriend again? It’s less stressful for us when that’s his corruption.
It’s hard to overstate the symbolism of this. The Hoover Building was the FBI’s public face for generations. Closing it isn’t just a real estate move it feels like a definitive, physical end to an era. A massive change for the agents and the public’s image of the Bureau.
New HQ to be located at a bathroom in maralago.
New HQ to be opened on the slopes of Valhalla
Moves like this should require congressional budgeting to approve. The fact that congress has delegated this power to the executive over the last 70 years is on both dems and reps.
Another building with trumps name on it for the fbi…..
This should be interesting.
We’re about to have an FBI HQ named after somebody who should be on their Most Wanted List.
They setting up headquarters at Kash Patel’s girlfriend’s house? They seem to be wasting enough FBI resources on her
So a “cost saving” move, is to move the FBI out of a building specifically built and designed for the FBI, to a building NOT designed and built by the FBI, and that’s supposed to save money? … It’s supposed to SAVE money…
Moving it to Israel like all of the government Twitter accounts?
“FBI headquarters to be relocated to Nashville, TN in a surprise move”
No timeline given for any of this. Odds are it never happens.
More spending like sailors on fleet week!
Well considering all that seems to be left of the FBI is just 12 boomers who don’t know how to digitally redact documents, I guess it’s ok if they downsize a little.
Wonder how many file will get “lost” in the move…
Why not just burn down the Lincoln Memorial, piss on the Tomb Of The Unknown
SCOTUS 6 are traitors
Trump: The FBI can’t investigate me if they don’t exist!
Break FBI and replace with homeland security and ICE?
As of February 5,2026, all FBI agents will be required to work from home.
Soon to be relocated in a Trump tower with a massive lease to be renewed forever
Was there not a heliport sufficient for his new personal VTOL that he uses to get laid around the country?
i wouldn’t even hesitate on a headline stating this whole garbage country caved inwards into nothing.
What are they gonna do with all those lovely dresses?
What the fuck?
Temporary offices will be located near a self valued 5-star Trump Hotel, with prices increased due to surge demand
Not /s, I’m confident this is the grift
They’re renting space in Trump International, I’d bet.
>the move is an effort to move the bureau into a safer, more modern facility.
Anyone want to bet that facility is going to be owned by Trump, or one of his cronies, and is going to cost billions to “secure”?
New location is at The Four Seasons…Landscaping
Watch what happens to the building. This administration has been doing fire sales of government property with their cronies. I have no doubt fraud is involved here
Another Kash tweet he’s gonna walk back lol
Traitors destorying the FBI and putting agents “in the field”. Where they will never investigate white collar crime, foreign agents, or corruption. They are destroying the only law enforcement agency that investigated trump and russians. This is no coincidence they think FBI agents should be patrolman…..
selling the building to fund the ballroom?
They finished stuffing the files into the walls and now they’ll burn the building down
Bug eyed Cashapp “Just shit my pants after doing a massive bump that was mostly baby laxative” Patel announced today that the FBI was moving the HQ of the FBI out of its current location in downtown DC to an abandoned Pizza Hut in a strip mall in Las Vegas.
Honest to God, this feels like the kind of thing that should require some public commentary period, and specific appropriation, and congressional approval. Otherwise what’s to stop any future administrations from moving it around willy-nilly?
Like, one administration should not be able to change this much about the federal government, even the executive branch, without congressional oversight. And yes, I understand the Congress is a rubber stamp for now, but at least it would lend a whiff of public interest legitimacy.
Dope, another massive, expensive, decisive change made by an administration under fire for pervasive corruption, ineptitude, and pedophilia. The end cannot come soon enough.
The amount of dismantling this regime has done in less than a year is utterly staggering.
If you were a Russian asset. And you wanted to do the most damage to the FBI. This is what you would do.