And then arrests them at the boarder. Why would anyone or country trust the United States at this point?
BudgetLaw2352 on
Lmaoo.
If this doesn’t show how fucking desperate this admin is, I don’t know what will.
Trump blabbered on about “20 million illegals” in the country, and how he’s going to get them all out.
He is so desperate that he has to resort to *bribing them* to leave lmaoooo.
A pathetic and traitorous pos, Trump is.
That fucker knows that his legacy will be utter shit when he eats his last Big Mac, and he’s trying so hard to act like a big dick strong man.
Fuck you, Donny. You are a disgusting pedophile, and your legacy will reveal all of the vile, unspeakable shit you did in your putrid life.
Notlookingsohot on
If my great great grandparents on my mom’s side migrated from Ireland to here in the 1880s can I get in on that? Also my dad’s side came over on the Mayflower (or well around that time,I don’t think literally on it) so they’re immigrants too.
(Please pay no heed to the 6.25% Native American, I didn’t even learn about that until a few months ago.)
Western-Corner-431 on
It’s bullshit
Unusual-Plantain8104 on
I’m wondering who’s more likely to ever see their money: The self-deporters, or people who pre-paid a Trump phone? Or maybe hold on to those Melania coins?
bedbathandbebored on
No one has ever seen any cash.
Jesus-slaves on
Can I get $3K to self deport? I’m a citizen but uh… I’ll gladly leave.
bad_take_ on
So I could sneak across the border into the U.S., self deport, collect $3000, sneak across again, self deport again, collect $3000 again, ad infinitum.
fungobat on
>The Trump administration has tripled its stipend offer to migrants who choose to voluntarily “self-deport” from the United States to $3,000, the Department of Homeland Security said on Monday.
>The stipend would be given to people in the U.S. illegally who sign up to leave the country by the end of the year, DHS said. The offer would include a free flight back to their home countries, it said.
>”Illegal aliens should take advantage of this gift and self-deport because if they don’t, we will find them, we will arrest them, and they will never return,” DHS Secretary Kristi Noem said in a statement.
Retaining-Wall on
Before: “We’LL dEpOrT yOu!”
Then, Later: “*I’ll literally pay you to fuck off.*”
Next step: Pls? We need you to. The midterms. I’m begging.
5D Tetris, folks.
Hodaka on
*Terms and Conditions May Apply*
Likely scenario, you must complete a “signed confession” in order to qualify.
icebergslim3000 on
They have money to give immigrants but none for poor Americans? Oh wait that’s right, these are just lies.
vinsite on
This administration gets their policies from Twitter users
QuadraKev_ on
I want my taxes refunded. Fuck this shit lmao
trashboatfourtwenty on
I don’t want my fucking taxes paying people to leave. But rather that than paying ICE if I could choose I guess
BPGAckbar on
Triples is best.
bowiethesdmn on
We tried this in the UK. Like one guy took the money, left, and then came back immediately.
pleachchapel on
Palantir doesn’t & can’t do fucking shit. They can’t find killers (Kirk’s or the Brown/MIT killer) & they can’t find all these “illegals” which are supposedly everywhere.
Paper tiger run by a coke head.
ThatsItImOverThis on
Wow! $3k? That could buy you a 2005 Honda Civic in decent condition.
ShitStainWilly on
Make it a million. Who cares what the amount is if you’re not going to pay it?
bigtiddyhimbo on
Damn. That’s it?
Lanah44 on
Riiiight… Self deport … and ICE is literally grabbing people at the border trying to leave and putting them in detention centers
nowmeetoo on
Can citizens self deport too?
Yes-I-Cannabis on
Might as well make it a million dollars since they have no intention of paying.
Vhentis on
I remember telling my Trump loving family member about the 1K payout, and them saying right away “That’s it?” Even right wingers know paying them to go home with only a thousand or so is a joke.
Bloo95 on
They might find more success offering this to Americans that also want to abandon this crumbling country.
Sbonhomme on
What is $3000 going to do
billionaire_leech on
Trump Administration should deport itself before it’s convicted of financial fraud, murder and sedition
sleepymeowth052 on
Where are they getting all of this money
Equivalent_Move8267 on
DHS can lie about this stuff, since they’re so inefficient at capturing actual illegal immigrants.
ProjectPopTart on
unless your name is abrego Garcia then they wont even let you leave for free
Just_Cruzen on
Take it and head down to Nicaragua or Honduras and live like a king for a couple of years….then them gates will be so wide open with many freebies.
AlsoCommiePuddin on
Call it a billion dollars since Trump is n never going to pay it.
ViolettaQueso on
Our dollar is worth nothing. $3,000 to move and ditch all your stuff is a joke.
bedofhoses on
Dude. If I were an immigrant here, there is zero chance I would step forward for this.
No way I trust this admin to not send people to play now is it? To be slaves?
I can’t wait to turn this gestapo over to immigrants like the concentration camp guards were to the captives of those camps.
Exact-Ad-1307 on
We can all take solice that his days are numbered for this administration and the final countdown.
greatthebob38 on
Unless the cash is upfront, how would anyone trust this admin to fulfill it? Have any of the federal workers that were supposed to retire early by September gotten their retirement package or whatever it was called when it was announced? Have ICE agents even gotten their $50K sign on bonus they were promised?
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And then arrests them at the boarder. Why would anyone or country trust the United States at this point?
Lmaoo.
If this doesn’t show how fucking desperate this admin is, I don’t know what will.
Trump blabbered on about “20 million illegals” in the country, and how he’s going to get them all out.
He is so desperate that he has to resort to *bribing them* to leave lmaoooo.
A pathetic and traitorous pos, Trump is.
That fucker knows that his legacy will be utter shit when he eats his last Big Mac, and he’s trying so hard to act like a big dick strong man.
Fuck you, Donny. You are a disgusting pedophile, and your legacy will reveal all of the vile, unspeakable shit you did in your putrid life.
If my great great grandparents on my mom’s side migrated from Ireland to here in the 1880s can I get in on that? Also my dad’s side came over on the Mayflower (or well around that time,I don’t think literally on it) so they’re immigrants too.
(Please pay no heed to the 6.25% Native American, I didn’t even learn about that until a few months ago.)
It’s bullshit
I’m wondering who’s more likely to ever see their money: The self-deporters, or people who pre-paid a Trump phone? Or maybe hold on to those Melania coins?
No one has ever seen any cash.
Can I get $3K to self deport? I’m a citizen but uh… I’ll gladly leave.
So I could sneak across the border into the U.S., self deport, collect $3000, sneak across again, self deport again, collect $3000 again, ad infinitum.
>The Trump administration has tripled its stipend offer to migrants who choose to voluntarily “self-deport” from the United States to $3,000, the Department of Homeland Security said on Monday.
>The stipend would be given to people in the U.S. illegally who sign up to leave the country by the end of the year, DHS said. The offer would include a free flight back to their home countries, it said.
>”Illegal aliens should take advantage of this gift and self-deport because if they don’t, we will find them, we will arrest them, and they will never return,” DHS Secretary Kristi Noem said in a statement.
Before: “We’LL dEpOrT yOu!”
Then, Later: “*I’ll literally pay you to fuck off.*”
Next step: Pls? We need you to. The midterms. I’m begging.
5D Tetris, folks.
*Terms and Conditions May Apply*
Likely scenario, you must complete a “signed confession” in order to qualify.
They have money to give immigrants but none for poor Americans? Oh wait that’s right, these are just lies.
This administration gets their policies from Twitter users
I want my taxes refunded. Fuck this shit lmao
I don’t want my fucking taxes paying people to leave. But rather that than paying ICE if I could choose I guess
Triples is best.
We tried this in the UK. Like one guy took the money, left, and then came back immediately.
Palantir doesn’t & can’t do fucking shit. They can’t find killers (Kirk’s or the Brown/MIT killer) & they can’t find all these “illegals” which are supposedly everywhere.
Paper tiger run by a coke head.
Wow! $3k? That could buy you a 2005 Honda Civic in decent condition.
Make it a million. Who cares what the amount is if you’re not going to pay it?
Damn. That’s it?
Riiiight… Self deport … and ICE is literally grabbing people at the border trying to leave and putting them in detention centers
Can citizens self deport too?
Might as well make it a million dollars since they have no intention of paying.
I remember telling my Trump loving family member about the 1K payout, and them saying right away “That’s it?” Even right wingers know paying them to go home with only a thousand or so is a joke.
They might find more success offering this to Americans that also want to abandon this crumbling country.
What is $3000 going to do
Trump Administration should deport itself before it’s convicted of financial fraud, murder and sedition
Where are they getting all of this money
DHS can lie about this stuff, since they’re so inefficient at capturing actual illegal immigrants.
unless your name is abrego Garcia then they wont even let you leave for free
Take it and head down to Nicaragua or Honduras and live like a king for a couple of years….then them gates will be so wide open with many freebies.
Call it a billion dollars since Trump is n never going to pay it.
Our dollar is worth nothing. $3,000 to move and ditch all your stuff is a joke.
Dude. If I were an immigrant here, there is zero chance I would step forward for this.
No way I trust this admin to not send people to play now is it? To be slaves?
I can’t wait to turn this gestapo over to immigrants like the concentration camp guards were to the captives of those camps.
We can all take solice that his days are numbered for this administration and the final countdown.
Unless the cash is upfront, how would anyone trust this admin to fulfill it? Have any of the federal workers that were supposed to retire early by September gotten their retirement package or whatever it was called when it was announced? Have ICE agents even gotten their $50K sign on bonus they were promised?