They already explained. He gets the bruise from how much he has to shake hands with people. And apparently he’s using one hand to shake his other hand. See? Totally explained. Perfectly healthy.
AnAcctWithoutPurpose on
Is that.. syphilis, herpes, or chlamydia, or all of the above? 👀
Ok-Dot-2662 on
probably bruised it dumping newborn babies into lake michigan
sedatedlife on
Guess they are having trouble hitting the vein on his right so now his monthly IV for dementia is being administered on his left hand.
Maaria_Nevermind on
sleep motherf$$$er
New-Anybody-6206 on
> Virtually no other topic—besides the Epstein files—irks Trump more, according to his advisers
Because he’s lying and knows his options for making shit up are limited
Rude-Strawberry-6360 on
C’mon media, tell us all about how old Biden is and how bad that is for the democrats.
Wimpy14 on
By bombing some third world country.
Most-Artichoke6184 on
“He shakes so many hands that he also has to use his left hand when shaking hands.”
Deep_Alps7150 on
He’s likely on Leqembi for his dementia. It’s not that deep.
Infusions are done every 2 weeks, old people usually get infusions in the veins on the back of their hands, one of the common side effects is nasty bruising and skin discoloration, it requires frequent MRI’s as it can cause brain problems.
The IV sits in your vein for about an hour and bruising matches the location of an IV.
19chris1996 on
This is what Queen Elizabeth II’s hands looked like before she passed away.
No-Post4444 on
We already have an explanation for that! He got the bruises from…*”checks notes”*…uh….
Shaking hands! Yup!! He got it from shaking too many hands. Makes total sense. Healthiest president ever. /s
JTibbs on
Bruising from IV injection sites. Alternating hands to prevent too much damage to the veins.
Dracustein on
Trump is old and fragile.
benchcoat on
i’ve got $50 on:
“President Trump clasps his hands together in prayer hundreds of time per day, due to his intense devotion, and he prays soooo hard that his powerful hand muscles are bruising his hands”
Alternative_Owl5302 on
Most likely a result of blood thinners. One gets deep long-lasting bruising especially on hands and arms from anything very easily. His cognitive strangeness may also be explained partially by the drugs one takes in cardiac dysfunction.
canofspinach on
He is getting regular IVs to deal with some health issue.
tekguy1982 on
As someone who literally sees this all the time, it impossible to diagnose the exact reason unless your his doctor
The likely reasons are IV in the veins administration of medicine/diuretics in a slow, controlled infusion. Could be for heart failure or like others said dementia medicine, but anything said is pure speculation.
Zipzorpzap on
It’s carpal tunnel from stuffing Big Macs down is fat ass throat.
ShitBirdingAround on
Maybe he’s been giving too many handjobs again? Maybe Trump’s signature dance move comes from muscle memory just taking over, as his brain is no longer working optimally– thanks to advanced age and too many hamberders?
Bubba?
runningsimon on
They’ll lie about it
Grouchy_Row_7983 on
He was changing the spark plugs on his truck when the wrench slipped off. Completely true and relatable.
Ok-Wealth-7322 on
My guess is they’ll explain it the same way they did the first time: “Fuck you, it’s not a bruise, that’s fake news. Ok, there is a bruise there, but it’s from shaking hands and meeting people. Why are you even talking about this? Just shut up.”
And the press will say “Ok, thank you” and move on.
Lung-King-4269 on
Getting old is part of life.
aerodeck on
It’s IV bruising, it’s not mysterious. It’s 100% because of regular IV drips he needs to stay upright
GeeBee72 on
Just admit he’s on blood thinners. It’s not that difficult and not that uncommon for someone who is elderly, obese, has venous insufficiency, possible congestive heart failure, and has an extremely poor diet.
TransiTorri on
He’s getting monthly infusions for something, that’s a fact.
EndersCraft on
Remember when Trump had a visible facial droop a few months back? I’m thinking it was a TIA (mini stroke). Probably bruising from being on blood thinners.
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They already explained. He gets the bruise from how much he has to shake hands with people. And apparently he’s using one hand to shake his other hand. See? Totally explained. Perfectly healthy.
Is that.. syphilis, herpes, or chlamydia, or all of the above? 👀
probably bruised it dumping newborn babies into lake michigan
Guess they are having trouble hitting the vein on his right so now his monthly IV for dementia is being administered on his left hand.
sleep motherf$$$er
> Virtually no other topic—besides the Epstein files—irks Trump more, according to his advisers
Because he’s lying and knows his options for making shit up are limited
C’mon media, tell us all about how old Biden is and how bad that is for the democrats.
By bombing some third world country.
“He shakes so many hands that he also has to use his left hand when shaking hands.”
He’s likely on Leqembi for his dementia. It’s not that deep.
Infusions are done every 2 weeks, old people usually get infusions in the veins on the back of their hands, one of the common side effects is nasty bruising and skin discoloration, it requires frequent MRI’s as it can cause brain problems.
The IV sits in your vein for about an hour and bruising matches the location of an IV.
This is what Queen Elizabeth II’s hands looked like before she passed away.
We already have an explanation for that! He got the bruises from…*”checks notes”*…uh….
Shaking hands! Yup!! He got it from shaking too many hands. Makes total sense. Healthiest president ever. /s
Bruising from IV injection sites. Alternating hands to prevent too much damage to the veins.
Trump is old and fragile.
i’ve got $50 on:
“President Trump clasps his hands together in prayer hundreds of time per day, due to his intense devotion, and he prays soooo hard that his powerful hand muscles are bruising his hands”
Most likely a result of blood thinners. One gets deep long-lasting bruising especially on hands and arms from anything very easily. His cognitive strangeness may also be explained partially by the drugs one takes in cardiac dysfunction.
He is getting regular IVs to deal with some health issue.
As someone who literally sees this all the time, it impossible to diagnose the exact reason unless your his doctor
The likely reasons are IV in the veins administration of medicine/diuretics in a slow, controlled infusion. Could be for heart failure or like others said dementia medicine, but anything said is pure speculation.
It’s carpal tunnel from stuffing Big Macs down is fat ass throat.
Maybe he’s been giving too many handjobs again? Maybe Trump’s signature dance move comes from muscle memory just taking over, as his brain is no longer working optimally– thanks to advanced age and too many hamberders?
Bubba?
They’ll lie about it
He was changing the spark plugs on his truck when the wrench slipped off. Completely true and relatable.
My guess is they’ll explain it the same way they did the first time: “Fuck you, it’s not a bruise, that’s fake news. Ok, there is a bruise there, but it’s from shaking hands and meeting people. Why are you even talking about this? Just shut up.”
And the press will say “Ok, thank you” and move on.
Getting old is part of life.
It’s IV bruising, it’s not mysterious. It’s 100% because of regular IV drips he needs to stay upright
Just admit he’s on blood thinners. It’s not that difficult and not that uncommon for someone who is elderly, obese, has venous insufficiency, possible congestive heart failure, and has an extremely poor diet.
He’s getting monthly infusions for something, that’s a fact.
Remember when Trump had a visible facial droop a few months back? I’m thinking it was a TIA (mini stroke). Probably bruising from being on blood thinners.