> “sexual matador” doesn’t even make sense. A matador frustrates a bull until he kills it, which is not a metaphor that coheres to how normal people have sex. Perhaps it makes sense to the incels and redpillers that staff the MAGA movement’s online army, as well as the sea of bitter divorced men and angry virgins who think it’s everyone else’s fault they can’t get someone to like them enough to volunteer for sex. Or maybe it just sounded like a cool phrase, and no one involved grasped the weirdness of the metaphor. Either way, making us think about Stephen Miller’s prowess is a small act of sadism.
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> Maybe MAGA has grossed out the rest of the country enough that they will finally stop forcing their disturbed proclivities on the rest of us in 2026. Or maybe we’ll plumb new depths of dysfunction in the coming year. Musk hasn’t even started to imagine impregnating women with artificial intelligence, so things can always get worse. Either way, there’s one thing I can predict with confidence: We’ll get another round of articles handwringing about why it’s so hard for Republicans to find a date, which will show no understanding that the answer was always obvious.
deliciousKittie on
What’s with those creeps in the GOP and lack of self control?
Thias_Thias on
Unfuckable losers (you know, the toxic insecure ones who whine about “manliness” all day) are the bedrock of any fascist movement. Joseph Goebbels could tell a story or two about that.
martynj55 on
The popularity of Grindr at MAGA events should be studied by historians in years to come
CouchCuddlez on
Lol, 2025 and we’re still on this? Can we all agree that the real peak incel energy is using political power as a replacement for personality? 😂
NoReserve7293 on
It’s hard to read this shit while my head is shaking no in disbelief.
LushLunaLips on
What a scandalous administration… complete joke
Dorkseid1687 on
Bunch of absolute fuckin losers wouldn’t know what to do with a woman if any were interested in the first place.
token-black-dude on
Peak incel.. So far! 😎
Phylanara on
Peak implies the measured caracteristic is going downwards…
Independent-Sea-7117 on
Point of clarification, there’s no such thing as an incel.
You can’t identify as something someone won’t let you do.
Like I’m not involuntarily banned from doing brain surgery. Nobody wants me to do brain surgery on them. I am simply not a brain surgeon.
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This country needs a sex therapist
A bit from the commentary:
> “sexual matador” doesn’t even make sense. A matador frustrates a bull until he kills it, which is not a metaphor that coheres to how normal people have sex. Perhaps it makes sense to the incels and redpillers that staff the MAGA movement’s online army, as well as the sea of bitter divorced men and angry virgins who think it’s everyone else’s fault they can’t get someone to like them enough to volunteer for sex. Or maybe it just sounded like a cool phrase, and no one involved grasped the weirdness of the metaphor. Either way, making us think about Stephen Miller’s prowess is a small act of sadism.
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> Maybe MAGA has grossed out the rest of the country enough that they will finally stop forcing their disturbed proclivities on the rest of us in 2026. Or maybe we’ll plumb new depths of dysfunction in the coming year. Musk hasn’t even started to imagine impregnating women with artificial intelligence, so things can always get worse. Either way, there’s one thing I can predict with confidence: We’ll get another round of articles handwringing about why it’s so hard for Republicans to find a date, which will show no understanding that the answer was always obvious.
What’s with those creeps in the GOP and lack of self control?
Unfuckable losers (you know, the toxic insecure ones who whine about “manliness” all day) are the bedrock of any fascist movement. Joseph Goebbels could tell a story or two about that.
The popularity of Grindr at MAGA events should be studied by historians in years to come
Lol, 2025 and we’re still on this? Can we all agree that the real peak incel energy is using political power as a replacement for personality? 😂
It’s hard to read this shit while my head is shaking no in disbelief.
What a scandalous administration… complete joke
Bunch of absolute fuckin losers wouldn’t know what to do with a woman if any were interested in the first place.
Peak incel.. So far! 😎
Peak implies the measured caracteristic is going downwards…
Point of clarification, there’s no such thing as an incel.
You can’t identify as something someone won’t let you do.
Like I’m not involuntarily banned from doing brain surgery. Nobody wants me to do brain surgery on them. I am simply not a brain surgeon.