And here I thought his handlers had to hide his pills in his hamberders.
aerodeck on
Keep at it, Donny!
Every-Comfortable632 on
Yes. Take as much as you feel like. Handfulls. The Dr’s are stupid. You are a genius. Take it all man, you know your body best.
Edit: /s to avoid a visit lmao.
Then_Journalist_317 on
It must be his bone spurs acting up. That can be so painful.
fascistSkullCrusher on
More is better. Like candy!
whatproblems on
aw no ivermectin and anal light sticks?
BlueDragon101 on
So, what exactly is he risking by taking such a huge dose? I know it has to be something but I wanna know what to look out for.
I wanna see if I can get some heads up before I have to plan a party.
the_nobodys on
He also loves staring at the sun during an eclipse.
NameCorrect on
He may become autistic. Oh wait, that was Tylenol.
Prestigious-Car-4877 on
325mg of ASA a day may be prescribed after a stroke or angioplasty or anything else to do with the heart & arteries being clogged with goo. If he knows he should have “thin blood”, he’s also on blood thinners like warfarin or whatever… which would explain the bruising.
Interesting-Risk6446 on
It explains a lot when you read about the symptoms of taking too much aspirin.
baronvonsmartass on
Well, his pal Bobby did tell him Tylenol was poison, so…/s
Dabs1903 on
I recommend he doubles his dose
StopLookListenNow on
Take 2 horse pills with a cup of bleach. Tweet in the morning.
nerdyplayer on
Should tell him to take Tylenol
ArcheopteryxRex on
So he believes doctors when they say that aspirin is good for you, but doesn’t believe them when they say how much is good for you. I love cognitive dissonance.
ViviGleam on
Ignoring experts has been his brand for years, this is just on theme.
SurroundTiny on
Doesn’t want that thick blood going through his heart ( his words, not mine)
USA_Ultra on
His health is one thing I don’t mind him lying about. I hope to awake one day in ‘26 to a pleasant surprise.
giroml on
This dudes blood should finally be thinner than his skin.
christmascandies on
Do they stick them in little cheeseburgers to get him to take them?
infield_fly_rule on
Cannot wait for the big beautiful obituary
New_Zorgo39 on
*Oh, Danny Boy, the pills, the pills are calling*
SirMontego on
Taking too much aspirin can cause salicylate toxicity.
>Patients with moderate salicylate toxicity (80 to 100 mg/dL) will experience more severe neurological symptoms. These can include **confusion, slurred speech, and hallucinations.** Tachypnea is more pronounced and is accompanied by tachycardia and orthostatic hypotension. Expect these symptoms 6 to 18 hours after ingestion.
What a fucking moron, obviously he doesn’t realize that anticoagulants like aspirin and warfarin don’t “thin” your blood, but instead increase the time it takes for your blood to clot thus preventing dangerous blood clots in the circulatory system. Any doctor, I guess not his, will tell you that it is dangerous to take that much.
EXCUSE for why hands are bruised from so much handshaking, signing, and playing golf.
Bullshit they want him on a prescription blood thinner and he refuses. Because he’s a vain asshat who ant accept he’s 80 and dying.
twitch_delta_blues on
Well, when you know everything and am an expert in all things…
Simorie on
That’s just going to make the hand bruising worse
strider85 on
Keep popping them done. What do they say again…10 packs a day keeps the doctor away
Dexter_McThorpan on
If some is good, more is better. And after all, Trump knows more about medicine than anyone ever. His doctor, Ronnie Jackson, a big strong man, told him with tears in his eyes, “Sir, you can take as much aspirin as you want” and so he does.
Otherwise his blood turns into gravy.
mabols on
I love his fear of undefeated Father Time .
Something_Awkward on
This fucking clown might actually go unpunished for crimes.
trixtah on
If a little is good, how about a lot more?
Shobed on
Hi Mr President. Sir, you’re smarter than any doctor, smarter than all the doctors! You’ve done your own research, and you’re healthier than everyone else, ever. Take all the aspirin you want. Eat foods fried in lard. Drink raw milk. Swim in a sewage filled river. Avoid vaccines. Stare at the sun. Inject some bleach into your veins too.
/s don’t do that, people.
joeyfartbox on
Yeah those doctors with their fancy degrees from liberal medical schools don’t know shit. Take as many of those little pills as you need sir. They say alcohol is bad too so maybe rethink your teetotalism and wash them down with a nice Putinka vodka. And eating more McDonald’s wouldn’t hurt either.
choopie-chup-chup on
What?? I thought Ivermectin was the MAGA cure-all of choice!
Jack-o-Roses on
Brain bleeds galore.
I’m suprised mommy even left him have any.
Monkfich on
He’s probably taking more Big Macs than doctors recommend too.
Oceanbreeze871 on
Stable genius. This has to be the onion right?
“WASHINGTON, Jan 1 (Reuters) – U.S. President Donald Trump said in an interview with the Wall Street Journal that he is taking a larger daily dose of aspirin than his doctors recommend.
“They say aspirin is good for thinning out the blood, and I don’t want thick blood pouring through my heart,” Trump told the paper in an interview published on Thursday. “I want nice, thin blood pouring through my heart. Does that make sense?”
ElectrOPurist on
Go Hog, Piggy! Knock the whole fucking bottle back.
BallBearingBill on
If Trump says he’s taking aspirin you can be well assured that he’s taking something much stronger than aspirin.
Eye_Of_Charon on
The more the merrier! I wish him the thinnest, most flowiest blood!
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And here I thought his handlers had to hide his pills in his hamberders.
Keep at it, Donny!
Yes. Take as much as you feel like. Handfulls. The Dr’s are stupid. You are a genius. Take it all man, you know your body best.
Edit: /s to avoid a visit lmao.
It must be his bone spurs acting up. That can be so painful.
More is better. Like candy!
aw no ivermectin and anal light sticks?
So, what exactly is he risking by taking such a huge dose? I know it has to be something but I wanna know what to look out for.
I wanna see if I can get some heads up before I have to plan a party.
He also loves staring at the sun during an eclipse.
He may become autistic. Oh wait, that was Tylenol.
325mg of ASA a day may be prescribed after a stroke or angioplasty or anything else to do with the heart & arteries being clogged with goo. If he knows he should have “thin blood”, he’s also on blood thinners like warfarin or whatever… which would explain the bruising.
It explains a lot when you read about the symptoms of taking too much aspirin.
Well, his pal Bobby did tell him Tylenol was poison, so…/s
I recommend he doubles his dose
Take 2 horse pills with a cup of bleach. Tweet in the morning.
Should tell him to take Tylenol
So he believes doctors when they say that aspirin is good for you, but doesn’t believe them when they say how much is good for you. I love cognitive dissonance.
Ignoring experts has been his brand for years, this is just on theme.
Doesn’t want that thick blood going through his heart ( his words, not mine)
His health is one thing I don’t mind him lying about. I hope to awake one day in ‘26 to a pleasant surprise.
This dudes blood should finally be thinner than his skin.
Do they stick them in little cheeseburgers to get him to take them?
Cannot wait for the big beautiful obituary
*Oh, Danny Boy, the pills, the pills are calling*
Taking too much aspirin can cause salicylate toxicity.
>Patients with moderate salicylate toxicity (80 to 100 mg/dL) will experience more severe neurological symptoms. These can include **confusion, slurred speech, and hallucinations.** Tachypnea is more pronounced and is accompanied by tachycardia and orthostatic hypotension. Expect these symptoms 6 to 18 hours after ingestion.
Source: [https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK499879/](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK499879/)
What a fucking moron, obviously he doesn’t realize that anticoagulants like aspirin and warfarin don’t “thin” your blood, but instead increase the time it takes for your blood to clot thus preventing dangerous blood clots in the circulatory system. Any doctor, I guess not his, will tell you that it is dangerous to take that much.
>In [gradual aspirin poisoning](https://www.merckmanuals.com/home/injuries-and-poisoning/poisoning/aspirin-poisoning#Symptoms_v828399)**,** symptoms develop over days or weeks. The most common symptoms are:
>* Drowsiness
>* Subtle confusion
>* Hallucinations
…
How would we know?
EXCUSE for why hands are bruised from so much handshaking, signing, and playing golf.
Bullshit they want him on a prescription blood thinner and he refuses. Because he’s a vain asshat who ant accept he’s 80 and dying.
Well, when you know everything and am an expert in all things…
That’s just going to make the hand bruising worse
Keep popping them done. What do they say again…10 packs a day keeps the doctor away
If some is good, more is better. And after all, Trump knows more about medicine than anyone ever. His doctor, Ronnie Jackson, a big strong man, told him with tears in his eyes, “Sir, you can take as much aspirin as you want” and so he does.
Otherwise his blood turns into gravy.
I love his fear of undefeated Father Time .
This fucking clown might actually go unpunished for crimes.
If a little is good, how about a lot more?
Hi Mr President. Sir, you’re smarter than any doctor, smarter than all the doctors! You’ve done your own research, and you’re healthier than everyone else, ever. Take all the aspirin you want. Eat foods fried in lard. Drink raw milk. Swim in a sewage filled river. Avoid vaccines. Stare at the sun. Inject some bleach into your veins too.
/s don’t do that, people.
Yeah those doctors with their fancy degrees from liberal medical schools don’t know shit. Take as many of those little pills as you need sir. They say alcohol is bad too so maybe rethink your teetotalism and wash them down with a nice Putinka vodka. And eating more McDonald’s wouldn’t hurt either.
What?? I thought Ivermectin was the MAGA cure-all of choice!
Brain bleeds galore.
I’m suprised mommy even left him have any.
He’s probably taking more Big Macs than doctors recommend too.
Stable genius. This has to be the onion right?
“WASHINGTON, Jan 1 (Reuters) – U.S. President Donald Trump said in an interview with the Wall Street Journal that he is taking a larger daily dose of aspirin than his doctors recommend.
“They say aspirin is good for thinning out the blood, and I don’t want thick blood pouring through my heart,” Trump told the paper in an interview published on Thursday. “I want nice, thin blood pouring through my heart. Does that make sense?”
Go Hog, Piggy! Knock the whole fucking bottle back.
If Trump says he’s taking aspirin you can be well assured that he’s taking something much stronger than aspirin.
The more the merrier! I wish him the thinnest, most flowiest blood!