Trump lauds his ‘PERFECT HEALTH’ after report reveals hearing difficulties, skin and vein conditions
Source: theindependentonline
Trump lauds his ‘PERFECT HEALTH’ after report reveals hearing difficulties, skin and vein conditions
Source: theindependentonline
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Love the pic they’ve used to show this perfectly healthy specimen.
Damn…never knew having dementia counts as “perfect health”.
Ah yes perfectly health person takes multiple cognitive exams so close to each other.
A healthy person does not seek to name everything after them.
Cheering for cholesterol in 2026. It mightbe the only hope we have.
And then he showed the reporter his carbonite statue of Han Solo
Those sunken porcine eyes don’t benefit from the orange clown makeup at all.
He’s gonna need a bigger Band-Aid.
At least he gives us all something to hope for.
He wants his blood good and thin 😂. I guess we can thank the heavens (and McDonald’s) he’s an idiot.
A healthy person doesn’t volunteer for a 3rd cognitive test…
He’s too stupid to realize that bragging about this is not a good thing, other presidents haven’t needed 3 or done 3 because it wasn’t needed!
Perfect health just took on a whole new meaning. 😂 Is this like how my ‘perfectly good’ car has a check engine light on 24/7?
Everything he has admitted to is very common in old men. Trump is an old man. The concerning thing is he keeps saying he’s in good health, but lies so pathologically that’s a clear indication he’s not.
The countdown begins.
He is obviously physically and mentally decaying. Reminds me of an old sci-fi episode, possibly Twilight Zone , where an old man dies but is too stubborn to believe it even though he is rotting away.
Please kill me if this is my health at 79
These tests aren’t given for no reason. He’s too far gone to know he has dementia.
…so he’s in perfect health (excuse me, PERFECT HEALTH) for someone in his condition…
I just hope this SOB dies from perfect health soon.
Those in perfect health often have to take more aspirin than their doctor recommends. His followers really will swallow any shit he throws at them.
Nearly everyone has an older relative suffering what the elderly have difficulty with. Trump can gaslight all he wants. The battery is low.
MAGA has been trained to question nothing from him. But truly believed lizard people were feeding kids to Hilary in a pizza joint.
Good news! Trump lies so often every time he opens his mouth that this must mean he is close to croaking and in really bad shape. He always says the opposite of what’s actually the truth! 🙄
All I’m saying is I hope to have a party in the year 2026 for reasons.
Yes, a completely healthy person with two fucked up hands. And giant swollen ankles.
As I commented yesterday, He didn’t “admit” to being unhealthy. He just spoke his mind with no filter, that’s why he’s going back to claiming he’s in “perfect health” today.
It is nothing short of a miracle that Donald Trump isn’t lying face down in a pool of his own piss.
Cankles, bruising, overweight, balance issues, sleeping during meetings, incoherent, etc, etc, etc…
With that much aspirin and McDonald’s being ingested I’m hoping for a very happy 2026
My husband with dementia will tell you the same thing as he stands there with his clothes on inside out and/or backwards.
Given how we all know now how everything he says is a lie, this is incredibly exciting…
Healthy people usually aren’t always in the news and discussion of their health and need to endlessly proclaim how healthy they are. Or take tests. Or all the other weird things we’ve seen from him lately trying to conceal whatever is going on.
“If you ignore all my health issues, I’m perfectly healthy!”
“Mandatorily forced”
Fascists love to use words and think they are clever.
Perfect health for an old wrinkled ball sack
Another good example of gaslighting.
What’s perfect with hearing, skin and vein issues?? Did Donnie forget he has dementia too?
soon…
Well, if that is what perfect health looks like, I’d prefer unhealthy, any day!
The kind of perfect health that leads to a perfect death.
[He’s got about 5 months left. ](https://www.instagram.com/reel/DS_RIxXEc_1/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==)
He’s going to be in perfect health until 3 hours after his death.
Why lie about something when it is very obviously a lie?? It’s a sickness. A symptom of a much larger psychological disorder.
Can’t wait for the parties once this bag of shit ceases to exist.
I know you don’t want him satan, but please take one for the team. 🤞
He’s always had difficulties hearing how much people actually despise him, nothing new there.
Bro read the article it’s hilarious it gives his full McDonald’s order at the end lol. Dude gets a Quarter Pounder, Big Mac, Filet- O-Fish, and a fry good fucking lord.
Healthiest guy to ever get dozens of cognitive/health checks a week.
Let’s see him go bike riding with biden.