Tariffs on. Tariffs off. Tariffs on. Tariffs off. The fucker is clueless.
LarBrd33 on
Look, as bad as Donald Trump has been, at least his tenure didn’t involve overturning decades of peace and prosperity, seizing power via dubious ritual combat, triggering a civil war, abruptly ending long-standing isolationism, giving away advanced technology, granting sanctuary to war criminals, turning the country into ground zero for an alien invasion, losing half of all existence, disappearing for five years, returning only to immediately send everyone back to war, and then dying.
Trump’s got nothing on the MCU’s T’Challa and his brief, chaotic reign.
Optimism_Deficit on
He threatens tariffs and the stock market dips. He walks them back, the stock market recovers.
It’s blatant.
PowderPills on
Market manipulation yet again. And spineless republicans continue to enable/allow this to happen. The day of reckoning for the cannot come soon enough.
digitalpencil on
Former allies.
The US has made it abundantly clear what they think of us.
litivy on
What allies? The US appears to have none, not even Russia.
TheBoggart on
The new framework will be exactly what is already in place with regards to security and US military presence in the country. It’ll be exactly like the NAFTA negotiations all over again. Everything will be the same and all of this insanity will have been to maintain the status quo for literally no reason.
kimenyi on
He will read this headline and flip again
skatecrimes on
did he nominate himself for the peace prize by avoiding a war of his own making?
No_Caramel_1782 on
If only it was that easy to salvage our reputation as a nation.
SoLetsReddit on
The US no longer have allies….
lifeat24fps on
He just wants to be liked.
TwistedMemories on
He did it for his friends to buy the dip and make record profits when they sell after the dip.
janzeera on
Trump: “Selling stock, don’t care.”
PossessionRoutine971 on
This is why I believe there will be a midterm. This man is a coward who doesn’t stand on nothing.
Koldar on
Allies is a strong word.
ChantilyAce on
This comes as a surprise to absolutely nobody.
REXIS_AGECKO on
Toddler president
guttanzer on
So some functional adult took the demented one aside and gave him some warm milk and a blankie? We’re back to where we were 5, 10, 15 years ago, but our reputation is trashed?
It’s past time to remove him from office. He should never have been sworn in in the first place. J6 was his idea, and the insurrection never stopped.
Swimming_Horror_3757 on
Chapped lip don
Woody_CTA102 on
Dezspise his bullying, tariffs threats, creating uncertainty, and worse. But sounds like he’s going to turn this one around where he doesn’t lose much — if any — support over Greenland.
Now today’s speech and obvious signs of unhinged dementia ain’t gonna help.
mredofcourse on
So in the end, after the threats, instilling fear for many who would’ve been impacted by war, disrupting the markets, antagonizing our allies, etc… all that was accomplished was that we will get to continue to use Greenland as we have been only with the people who live there hating us.
Well no, it distracted from the Epstein files and anything constructive they could’ve been doing at the World Economic Forum.
Mission Accomplished!
Sminahin on
Stop acting like this is a victory–ffs, wish we could ban DailyBeast clickbait like this.
Trump follows a consistent pattern of saying what will benefit him most in the moment. He also follows a consistent pattern of saying what he actually wants, walking it back when it’s unpopular, and then doing it anyways a little bit later.
fredfred007 on
Tanks the market, buys low and changes his mind for the rebound, its market manipulation.
TheSavageDonut on
Trump just gets off saying chaotic things, walking around preening and flexing like a bodybuilder, having people get angry at him, having all press (foreign and domestic) running around in a frenzy, but in the end, when people start doing things like sell off their U.S. Treasurys, threaten to pull out of the World Cup and Olympics — he backtracks and claims a deal has been struck and victory has been achieved.
But, in a few days, he’ll find a new situation to shit on, and we’ll go through this whole thing again.
Elon_is_a_Nazi on
Woulda been a great time to kidnap the terrorist like he did the dude in Venezuela
Neither_Usual_137 on
As soon as Trump encounters the smallest bit of real resistance, he backs down. TAKE NOTE!!!
Tardislass on
Embarrassing that the Republicans have to fluff Trump by chanting Art of the Deal. Which is apparently- Decry an unfair policy and propose a crazy solution like invasion. Don’t respond to overtures but allow stock market to crash while stating how tough you are. Meet with said opponents who privately tell you to pound sand. Approve the same solution that has been in place for years and brag it’s because of your deal making skills. Make money from all the stock you bought when the market tanked when the stock market surges after the agreement. Have your people brag about The Art of the Deal even though the book was all fiction and your brain is powered by two mice fighting over a wedge of cheese.
caliboy559 on
The biggest TACO ever. Fragile like his ego. 😂 weak
SyntheticValkyrur on
TACO keeps Belling!
GrumpyOldDad65 on
He didn’t go into details because he’s making it all up.
Lemon_Licky_Nubs on
Haven’t seen something flip on and off this quick since The Cheat had a light switch rave party.
smallproton on
Are these “allies” in the room now?
ailish on
I fucking knew he was bluffing.
A_Nonny_Muse on
They have him two toy trucks to play with and offered him the same recommendations NATO has been suggesting for decades. In between the vroom vrooms, he accepted the idea.
Garlicluvr on
When you are not sending us your best, US, it looks more like you are emptying your mental asylums.
bilbobadcat on
For the next three years, if we just parade this old bitch around Western Europe, only let him take meetings with EU leaders, and keep him away from Miller, maybe we’ll end up with high speed rail.
emancipated_mushroom on
My take, him and the tecnobois haven’t abandoned the idea of invading Greenland at all. This was a test to see how much internal resistance there would be, push the Overton window even further by normalizing the idea of attacking an ally, and then a reason to milk the markets.
christophe197106 on
Macron just showed how to treat trump and taco him. Another humiliation for trump
pigeonandgoose on
Should we really be bullying him into actually following through on his syphilitic insanity?
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Tariffs on. Tariffs off. Tariffs on. Tariffs off. The fucker is clueless.
Look, as bad as Donald Trump has been, at least his tenure didn’t involve overturning decades of peace and prosperity, seizing power via dubious ritual combat, triggering a civil war, abruptly ending long-standing isolationism, giving away advanced technology, granting sanctuary to war criminals, turning the country into ground zero for an alien invasion, losing half of all existence, disappearing for five years, returning only to immediately send everyone back to war, and then dying.
Trump’s got nothing on the MCU’s T’Challa and his brief, chaotic reign.
He threatens tariffs and the stock market dips. He walks them back, the stock market recovers.
It’s blatant.
Market manipulation yet again. And spineless republicans continue to enable/allow this to happen. The day of reckoning for the cannot come soon enough.
Former allies.
The US has made it abundantly clear what they think of us.
What allies? The US appears to have none, not even Russia.
The new framework will be exactly what is already in place with regards to security and US military presence in the country. It’ll be exactly like the NAFTA negotiations all over again. Everything will be the same and all of this insanity will have been to maintain the status quo for literally no reason.
He will read this headline and flip again
did he nominate himself for the peace prize by avoiding a war of his own making?
If only it was that easy to salvage our reputation as a nation.
The US no longer have allies….
He just wants to be liked.
He did it for his friends to buy the dip and make record profits when they sell after the dip.
Trump: “Selling stock, don’t care.”
This is why I believe there will be a midterm. This man is a coward who doesn’t stand on nothing.
Allies is a strong word.
This comes as a surprise to absolutely nobody.
Toddler president
So some functional adult took the demented one aside and gave him some warm milk and a blankie? We’re back to where we were 5, 10, 15 years ago, but our reputation is trashed?
It’s past time to remove him from office. He should never have been sworn in in the first place. J6 was his idea, and the insurrection never stopped.
Chapped lip don
Dezspise his bullying, tariffs threats, creating uncertainty, and worse. But sounds like he’s going to turn this one around where he doesn’t lose much — if any — support over Greenland.
Now today’s speech and obvious signs of unhinged dementia ain’t gonna help.
So in the end, after the threats, instilling fear for many who would’ve been impacted by war, disrupting the markets, antagonizing our allies, etc… all that was accomplished was that we will get to continue to use Greenland as we have been only with the people who live there hating us.
Well no, it distracted from the Epstein files and anything constructive they could’ve been doing at the World Economic Forum.
Mission Accomplished!
Stop acting like this is a victory–ffs, wish we could ban DailyBeast clickbait like this.
Trump follows a consistent pattern of saying what will benefit him most in the moment. He also follows a consistent pattern of saying what he actually wants, walking it back when it’s unpopular, and then doing it anyways a little bit later.
Tanks the market, buys low and changes his mind for the rebound, its market manipulation.
Trump just gets off saying chaotic things, walking around preening and flexing like a bodybuilder, having people get angry at him, having all press (foreign and domestic) running around in a frenzy, but in the end, when people start doing things like sell off their U.S. Treasurys, threaten to pull out of the World Cup and Olympics — he backtracks and claims a deal has been struck and victory has been achieved.
But, in a few days, he’ll find a new situation to shit on, and we’ll go through this whole thing again.
Woulda been a great time to kidnap the terrorist like he did the dude in Venezuela
As soon as Trump encounters the smallest bit of real resistance, he backs down. TAKE NOTE!!!
Embarrassing that the Republicans have to fluff Trump by chanting Art of the Deal. Which is apparently- Decry an unfair policy and propose a crazy solution like invasion. Don’t respond to overtures but allow stock market to crash while stating how tough you are. Meet with said opponents who privately tell you to pound sand. Approve the same solution that has been in place for years and brag it’s because of your deal making skills. Make money from all the stock you bought when the market tanked when the stock market surges after the agreement. Have your people brag about The Art of the Deal even though the book was all fiction and your brain is powered by two mice fighting over a wedge of cheese.
The biggest TACO ever. Fragile like his ego. 😂 weak
TACO keeps Belling!
He didn’t go into details because he’s making it all up.
Haven’t seen something flip on and off this quick since The Cheat had a light switch rave party.
Are these “allies” in the room now?
I fucking knew he was bluffing.
They have him two toy trucks to play with and offered him the same recommendations NATO has been suggesting for decades. In between the vroom vrooms, he accepted the idea.
When you are not sending us your best, US, it looks more like you are emptying your mental asylums.
For the next three years, if we just parade this old bitch around Western Europe, only let him take meetings with EU leaders, and keep him away from Miller, maybe we’ll end up with high speed rail.
My take, him and the tecnobois haven’t abandoned the idea of invading Greenland at all. This was a test to see how much internal resistance there would be, push the Overton window even further by normalizing the idea of attacking an ally, and then a reason to milk the markets.
Macron just showed how to treat trump and taco him. Another humiliation for trump
Should we really be bullying him into actually following through on his syphilitic insanity?
It’s always Taco Tuesday with Trump
He looks like shit. More than usual.
Taco taco 🌮 man 😂