Barfing crazy shit at every outing. That’s Trump for you. Def take the keys away, someone, anyone.
notleave_eu on
From republicans? Because if it’s not them speaking up then it don’t mean shit.
akd432006 on
I’m embarrassed and I’m not even American.
Holiday-Mountain1800 on
Unfortunately, the 25th amendment will never come into play. Vance will never invoke it. If the democrats win the house in November he’ll likely be impeached, but the senate will never remove him from office.
ranchoparksteve on
I heard that Trump’s recent speeches have been low-energy, incoherent failures so I listened today. Dang, this dude is gone.
Waggmans on
Not really an apt analogy- when you “take the keys away” you are presupposing the person (children, spouse, etc) taking the keys away actually cares about the individual. In this case everyone with the power to do this is enabling him.
kirkismyhinrich on
Republicans will never take the keys from him. They will let the world die before that happens.
biscuitarse on
How about starting with the nuclear football and working our way down the line to the keys
MJcorrieviewer on
“Trump demands Carney give him his standing ovation from Davos”
“That foreign lady gave me her [Nobel Prize](https://www.thebeaverton.com/tag/nobel-prize/) last week, which means I won a Nobel Peace Prize,” Trump railed to the assembled dignitaries and business leaders. “So now this week I want Carney to give me his stupid standing ovation, which will prove that I’m the better public speaking guy.”
“[Canada](https://www.thebeaverton.com/tag/canada/) lives because of the U.S., which means all of your standing ovations are my rightful property, you Maurice Richard-loving losers.”
Trump’s speech, which stretched for over 65 minutes and saw him frequently confuse [Greenland](https://www.thebeaverton.com/tag/greenland/) and Iceland, was met with a smattering of polite yet stunned applause. This led the Commander In Chief of the United States to demand he be gifted the much larger and more enthusiastic round of applause which followed Carney’s speech about global middle powers resisting U.S. hegemony.
“How dare that Canadian son of a bitch upstage me at whatever this event is, the WWF I think? By the way, have I ever told you about how big Hulk Hogan’s penis was? Great guy, personal friend. Me and him and Jeff Epstein had some wild times, I’l tell you… wait, what was I talking about?” Trump asked the thinning crowd, before nodding off for several minutes.”
-today from the Beaverton (/s) in Canada
Any-Prompt247 on
Aah all to be forgotten in 24 hours when he gets in more outrageous shit
Automatic_Spread_655 on
Governor Andy Beshear was there and saw it live, he described it as one of the most frightening speeches to ever come from a US politician. We have a deranged madman flying the plane, this is no longer a drill.
CookieCumLaude on
Honestly, at this point, can we just put him on a permanent time-out
Highthere_90 on
Keys should have been taken away long ago
schu4KSU on
To me, it was the same incoherent rambling mess of non sequiturs, grievances, brags, lies, oldmansplaining, and occasional transcript reading that he’s been doing for over a decade.
He has low energy but the substance and structure is same as ever.
emc_lmt on
Annoying how many times this headline appears and NOTHING CHANGES
elshizzo on
Republicans in congress enabling this are enemies to the country. Full stop
_DocWatts on
Dementia Don is having a temper tantrum that he wasn’t given the Nobel Peace Prize while trying to simultaneously incite a Civil War and World War 3.
in1gom0ntoya on
throw away the keys
ThisIsPeteHello on
I’ve been saying it for ages. If nobody is going to hold him accountable (and his cabinet absolutely will not) the universe owes it to us for him keel over midway through an insane, incoherent speech on live TV.
PlatformVarious8941 on
Everyone is dumber for having listened to that speech
zephyrgal8 on
>Me and him and Jeff Epstein had some wild times, I’l tell you… wait, what was I talking about?” Trump asked the thinning crowd, before nodding off for several minutes.”
Did this actually happen? Did the man our Senators leave in office actually say this, referring to Hulk Hogan’s parts in the previous sentence? Where did their ordinary brains go? Do they see him as someone who has no actual acting power and have no fear of what he can do?
They don’t care about the loss of life and livelihood and peace in our own country it seems, as long as they get to manipulate their stock programs is what I see. or are they all just completely like braindead stupid? incapable of thought at all except to read some script? What do they do all day? What good is their money? Do they have any happy ways of spending it at all? I cannot believe this is happening. And yet I know it is. The worst are the people whose lives he has destroyed for no reason at all. And these government lawmakers are responsible.
CardiologistOdd3203 on
The world just seen the president of the United States shit himself
SwvellyBents on
Assumes, of course, that there is at least one adult in the Whitehouse.
So far no evidence has been presented to support that.
Randy_Watson on
The people behind this shitshow are just trying to get him to January 21, 2027 so Vance can potentially serve two full terms.
cheddarben on
My favorite when he called Greenland some form of “just an island of ice” a few times and then decided it would be a neat play on words to call it iceland.
Was trying to pull out one of his cutsey nicknames as though he brain sprinkled that together himself, only to look like a moron. Like usual. A moron with a lot of guns, but a moron.
imahugemoron on
Everyone in the country should go watch House of Dynamite if they haven’t already, and let it sink in that this man is in charge of that decision as well as all the Fox News hosts, failed podcasters, and right wing social media trolls he’s installed at all the top levels of government and positions of power and advisory roles. That movie will be the scariest film you’ve seen in your life
VigilantVet on
That cabinet was selected so the keys would never be taken away.
milmand on
25th 47.
Deep-Measurement-856 on
He was in a foul mood because he had to take the mom van to Davos, not the Mar-A-Lago penis float
Zebra_Zucchini_ on
I saw someone else say that the whole Greenland (and Venezuela honestly?) stuff makes more sense when you realize they’re trying to build new ratlines
Ashamed-Land1221 on
I wasn’t really alive for Reagan, but how long into his second term did they take away his “keys” and give them to Nancy and others while they just let him count jelly beans and watch old movies he was in? I honestly thought it was toward the end of his second term not the beginning, but obviously didn’t have two non-consecutive terms and wasn’t as old.
Stimbes on
Put him in a “nursing” home with bars.
Manos_Of_Fate on
>Erratic Trump Speech
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
autogenerated_015 on
Lock him up! For real lock the turd in an asylum already, take his damn phone away!
opusupo on
I’m just going to point out, he is building a “nuke-proof” shelter under the Whitehouse and is squirreling away billions of dollars in foreign accounts he controls. He’s setting himself up for the long game. At some point, he might not care what hell he unleashes as long as he thinks he’ll survive. Not a prediction, but you all gotta admit it’s possible considering his brain, and all.
HBRWHammer5 on
Did it turn out all that talk about Biden’s mental fitness was actually projection? Yes, because every accusation is a confession.
UsernameForgotten100 on
The “take the keys away” analogy is ironic since I’ve never seen a picture of Trump driving any vehicle bigger than a golf cart.
JanusMZeal11 on
New headline: Trump talks about invading the Florida Keys.
HunterSthompson_2031 on
Yeah, like, 9 years ago.
purdue_fan on
It’s cute watching the rest of the country come to the conclusion on Trump that I came to in the 2000s when I heard Trump saying dumb shit on the apprentice. Are we suddenly going to sane wash the rest of the shit he has said in the last 20 years.
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Barfing crazy shit at every outing. That’s Trump for you. Def take the keys away, someone, anyone.
From republicans? Because if it’s not them speaking up then it don’t mean shit.
I’m embarrassed and I’m not even American.
Unfortunately, the 25th amendment will never come into play. Vance will never invoke it. If the democrats win the house in November he’ll likely be impeached, but the senate will never remove him from office.
I heard that Trump’s recent speeches have been low-energy, incoherent failures so I listened today. Dang, this dude is gone.
Not really an apt analogy- when you “take the keys away” you are presupposing the person (children, spouse, etc) taking the keys away actually cares about the individual. In this case everyone with the power to do this is enabling him.
Republicans will never take the keys from him. They will let the world die before that happens.
How about starting with the nuclear football and working our way down the line to the keys
“Trump demands Carney give him his standing ovation from Davos”
“[DAVOS](https://www.thebeaverton.com/tag/davos/), SWITZERLAND – Following his poorly-received and rambling address at the [World Economic Forum](https://www.thebeaverton.com/tag/world-economic-forum/), U.S. President Donald [Trump](https://www.thebeaverton.com/tag/trump/) angrily demanded that Canadian Prime Minister [Mark Carney](https://www.thebeaverton.com/tag/mark-carney/) personally give him the standing ovation he earned for his speech yesterday.
“That foreign lady gave me her [Nobel Prize](https://www.thebeaverton.com/tag/nobel-prize/) last week, which means I won a Nobel Peace Prize,” Trump railed to the assembled dignitaries and business leaders. “So now this week I want Carney to give me his stupid standing ovation, which will prove that I’m the better public speaking guy.”
“[Canada](https://www.thebeaverton.com/tag/canada/) lives because of the U.S., which means all of your standing ovations are my rightful property, you Maurice Richard-loving losers.”
Trump’s speech, which stretched for over 65 minutes and saw him frequently confuse [Greenland](https://www.thebeaverton.com/tag/greenland/) and Iceland, was met with a smattering of polite yet stunned applause. This led the Commander In Chief of the United States to demand he be gifted the much larger and more enthusiastic round of applause which followed Carney’s speech about global middle powers resisting U.S. hegemony.
“How dare that Canadian son of a bitch upstage me at whatever this event is, the WWF I think? By the way, have I ever told you about how big Hulk Hogan’s penis was? Great guy, personal friend. Me and him and Jeff Epstein had some wild times, I’l tell you… wait, what was I talking about?” Trump asked the thinning crowd, before nodding off for several minutes.”
-today from the Beaverton (/s) in Canada
Aah all to be forgotten in 24 hours when he gets in more outrageous shit
Governor Andy Beshear was there and saw it live, he described it as one of the most frightening speeches to ever come from a US politician. We have a deranged madman flying the plane, this is no longer a drill.
Honestly, at this point, can we just put him on a permanent time-out
Keys should have been taken away long ago
To me, it was the same incoherent rambling mess of non sequiturs, grievances, brags, lies, oldmansplaining, and occasional transcript reading that he’s been doing for over a decade.
He has low energy but the substance and structure is same as ever.
Annoying how many times this headline appears and NOTHING CHANGES
Republicans in congress enabling this are enemies to the country. Full stop
Dementia Don is having a temper tantrum that he wasn’t given the Nobel Peace Prize while trying to simultaneously incite a Civil War and World War 3.
throw away the keys
I’ve been saying it for ages. If nobody is going to hold him accountable (and his cabinet absolutely will not) the universe owes it to us for him keel over midway through an insane, incoherent speech on live TV.
Everyone is dumber for having listened to that speech
>Me and him and Jeff Epstein had some wild times, I’l tell you… wait, what was I talking about?” Trump asked the thinning crowd, before nodding off for several minutes.”
Did this actually happen? Did the man our Senators leave in office actually say this, referring to Hulk Hogan’s parts in the previous sentence? Where did their ordinary brains go? Do they see him as someone who has no actual acting power and have no fear of what he can do?
They don’t care about the loss of life and livelihood and peace in our own country it seems, as long as they get to manipulate their stock programs is what I see. or are they all just completely like braindead stupid? incapable of thought at all except to read some script? What do they do all day? What good is their money? Do they have any happy ways of spending it at all? I cannot believe this is happening. And yet I know it is. The worst are the people whose lives he has destroyed for no reason at all. And these government lawmakers are responsible.
The world just seen the president of the United States shit himself
Assumes, of course, that there is at least one adult in the Whitehouse.
So far no evidence has been presented to support that.
The people behind this shitshow are just trying to get him to January 21, 2027 so Vance can potentially serve two full terms.
My favorite when he called Greenland some form of “just an island of ice” a few times and then decided it would be a neat play on words to call it iceland.
Was trying to pull out one of his cutsey nicknames as though he brain sprinkled that together himself, only to look like a moron. Like usual. A moron with a lot of guns, but a moron.
Everyone in the country should go watch House of Dynamite if they haven’t already, and let it sink in that this man is in charge of that decision as well as all the Fox News hosts, failed podcasters, and right wing social media trolls he’s installed at all the top levels of government and positions of power and advisory roles. That movie will be the scariest film you’ve seen in your life
That cabinet was selected so the keys would never be taken away.
25th 47.
He was in a foul mood because he had to take the mom van to Davos, not the Mar-A-Lago penis float
I saw someone else say that the whole Greenland (and Venezuela honestly?) stuff makes more sense when you realize they’re trying to build new ratlines
I wasn’t really alive for Reagan, but how long into his second term did they take away his “keys” and give them to Nancy and others while they just let him count jelly beans and watch old movies he was in? I honestly thought it was toward the end of his second term not the beginning, but obviously didn’t have two non-consecutive terms and wasn’t as old.
Put him in a “nursing” home with bars.
>Erratic Trump Speech
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
Lock him up! For real lock the turd in an asylum already, take his damn phone away!
I’m just going to point out, he is building a “nuke-proof” shelter under the Whitehouse and is squirreling away billions of dollars in foreign accounts he controls. He’s setting himself up for the long game. At some point, he might not care what hell he unleashes as long as he thinks he’ll survive. Not a prediction, but you all gotta admit it’s possible considering his brain, and all.
Did it turn out all that talk about Biden’s mental fitness was actually projection? Yes, because every accusation is a confession.
The “take the keys away” analogy is ironic since I’ve never seen a picture of Trump driving any vehicle bigger than a golf cart.
New headline: Trump talks about invading the Florida Keys.
Yeah, like, 9 years ago.
It’s cute watching the rest of the country come to the conclusion on Trump that I came to in the 2000s when I heard Trump saying dumb shit on the apprentice. Are we suddenly going to sane wash the rest of the shit he has said in the last 20 years.
Dumbest timeline.
Definitely take the keys.