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  1. I wouldn’t let an armed unidentified masked individual in either. They could be a criminal, or even worse, an actual ICE agent.

  2. Protestors need to just stand in front of them slowly pouring water back and forth between two bottles while making sure all bathrooms in the area are occupied.

  3. Hey they like tactical stuff

    Get disposable pee bottles.

    Disposable Urine Bag for Travel – 900ML Portable Pee Bags

  4. ChocoboAndroid on

    Amazing that we managed to get “paid agitators” at every corner, business, and street in Minneapolis!

  5. Ha ha !!! The petulant tangerine toddler won’t share his diapers. It would be hilarious if someone would hand out Feen-A-Mint gum or Ex-Lax to Ice and watch them all runs for the border.

  6. Mindless_Listen7622 on

    Since these MAGA types haven’t morally, emotionally or intellectually developed past the toddler stage, they should be very familiar with pooping their pants.

  7. Ornery-Fox8547 on

    I bet I could go anywhere in Minnesota and use a restroom.

    You know why?

    I’m not a total piece of shit.

  8. They were driving around doing photo ops, hoping to goad somebody into doing violence. They weren’t actually even looking for a bathroom. They were desperately trying to incite something to coincide with JD Vance’s visit.

  9. Conservatives mock delivery drivers who complain about not being able to take bathroom breaks. And delivery drivers are at least performing a necessary service.

  10. If shitting one’s pants is good enough for their Command in Chief, then it’s good enough for them.

  11. It’s called the 3rd Amendment. Civilians have no obligation to quarter troops. And since they keep calling these cities war zones, you would think they would come with their own logistics.

    Given that they recently nabbed the staff at a Mexican restaurant that had just fed them; don’t feed them, give them bathroom access, or render them any aid whatsoever. If they want to play warrior they can bring their own supplies.

  12. Free_Dimension1459 on

    Compared to ICE disallowing a protester from receiving life-saving medical after being shot 3 times for no good reason and then investigating the spouse? Restroom access is an inconvenience – a much lower bar than murder and retaliation against a grieving person.

  13. Take our Constitutional rights, and we take your bathroom privileges. Find a tree or bush to pee behind.

  14. Accomplished-Run221 on

    Surely a domestic military budget surpassing a billion dollars can afford them some mobile jiffy jhons? I say mobile, because obviously we’re pushing those fuckers over if they are within our reach.

  15. valiantdistraction on

    It seems to me like the easy solution is to resign from ICE, get another job, and be able to use the bathroom unimpeded.

  16. That gives me the vibes of a hostile occupying force being all “these local peasants are rude to us, this is so unfair!” Like yeah no shit they don’t fucking like you and want to make shit harder for you so you’ll get the fuck out of their town.

    I’d bet money they were told they’d be gratefully greeted as liberators lol

  17. Western-Corner-431 on

    Meanwhile, they are shooting people in the head, strangling them to death, blinding, maiming, disfiguring and disabling people, kidnapping babies and toddlers,stealing money and property, dragging citizens naked in the freezing streets, chemically and neurologically torturing people, acting with reckless abandon, illegally defying the court, and disregarding the law and constitution every minute of every day. Let them shit themselves.

  18. Unique-Coffee5087 on

    This is really funny to me. The Kushners had secret service protection during Donald Trump’s first term. But they would not allow the secret service to use their bathroom. Instead, the secret service was obliged to rent a room at another house in the neighborhood to gain access to their bathroom.

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