Silly boys, being a loser is what MAGA is all about.
AntOk4073 on
🤣 he is always gonna be the kid trying so hard to be cool but nobody will ever like him.
DMBFFF on
Trump’s Cabinet are a bunch of losers.
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kirkismyhinrich on
*Too* much of a loser to be MAGA? I didn’t know there was such a thing.
MiddleAgedSponger on
Never trust a Homosectional.
Toliman571 on
One of them named Fishback as his preference.
That’s to the right of MAGA, btw
Young Republicans are not OK
Accurate-Guava-3337 on
Being a loser is a prerequisite for MAGA.
Tokie-Dokie on
>Among the names mentioned were 2024 hopefuls Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis and Ohio gubernatorial candidate Vivek Ramaswamy; another long-touted 2028 contender, Secretary of State Marco Rubio…
Those MAGAt boys are high as fuck if they think Ramaswamy would ever win the GOP nomination for POTUS. And coked-up Rubio doesn’t have the personality to carry the torch. New boot goofin’ DeSantis seems the most-likely heir to MAGAtry, but he’s also a wet blanket of personality. Regardless, keep hugging MAGA, GOPers. It’s a winning formula for you.
0_thats_different on
The smokey-eye mascara look is a good start, but he needs to make himself more orange if he wants to be taken seriously.
longtermattention on
Who does take JD Vance seriously? He’s the guy that would give a serious speech and then everyone would bust out laughing.
the_hoser on
Trump didn’t want him, either. He picked him so the evangelicals would support him.
Vance doesn’t have the juice. MAGA dies with Trump. What comes next… who fucking knows…
MrMojoFomo on
Had Vance been classmates with Trump there’s 100% Trump would have bullied him until he 86d himself. The moment Trump saw the poor, fat kid from some redneck shallow gene pool he’d jump on that kid so fast you’d think Vance was a preteen girl
ApplicationQuirky376 on
The fracture of the Republican party once Trump finally died is going to be a case study for the next 250 years. The MAHA faction will never get along with the Donroe doctrine faction, who won’t get along with pedophile hunter faction, who won’t get along with the Tech oligarchs, ect, ect. MAGA it’s self is a very loose confederation of tangentially connected ideas around cult of personality. Trump is the only one who can hold this thing together. When he dies the party dies with him. Leaving a weak festering pool of single issue voters in it’s wake.
Humble-Confusion8343 on
Vance is easily recognizable by Gen Z conservatives as the guy in their friend group who is solely invited to be the butt of their jokes. They’re not going to follow him.
Striking-Gap-290 on
Vance is only there because of Peter Thiel and Nick Fuentes’s doesn’t like him at all so yeah, he’s a loser
No_Equivalent_8588 on
The reason the term “couch fucker” sticks to him isn’t because it’s necessarily true, but because his type of personality (or lack of one) makes a person think “yeah… I could see him doing something like that.”
coatofforearm on
If you can’t even look cool buying doughnuts what can you look cool doing?
ProudPainting6850 on
I’ve seen this too. Some praise Newsom, despite him being a Democrat, because he’s handsome, aryan, has an aryan wife, he’s fit, and showed competence by running the 4th largest economy. They say Vance isn’t white enough, has a brown wife and half brown babies, he’s fat, ugly, and weak.
Goldenslicer on
The entire MAGA movement is held together by one man.
An evil, decrepit, senile, old man.
CastlesofDoom on
Lmao they’re right about that
Neither_Transition_7 on
Too much of a loser to know that’s why he was hired in the first place.
HistoricalWalrus5767 on
entire clown car full of worthless losers in the GOP lineup
I_might_be_weasel on
That’s really my biggest hope for the post Trump MAGA world: Even though Trump isn’t the root cause of the fall into fascism, his cult of personality seems to be what’s making it take hold. I don’t think they can replicate that without him.
QueasyLegKC on
Young Trump voters are also losers.
SonicBanger on
Finally, some common ground.
ImpermanentClown on
There is no heir. That’s not a bug it’s a feature, it’s always been Trump first, last, and only. Once he croaks (he’s 80, probably won’t be long judging by his obvious health) these personality devoid sycophants will be eating each other’s heads as the cult spirals and splinters. Vance definitely is NOT the guy they’ll flock to, I honestly have no idea who they’ll move to. Everyone in Trump’s orbit is disposable to him.
fundiedundie on
They’re all losers.
Axin_Saxon on
The problem with strongman regimes is that they are both reliant upon weak men to obey, and hamstrung by no clear line of succession when no other strong men are allowed.
PxcKerz on
Imagine voting for the second oldest motherfucker while simultaneously shouting from the rooftops that Biden has dementia and is too old.
You get what you voted for, dumb fuck young voters.
MagneticDustin on
He’s definitely too much of a loser. Everyone is. When trumps term is up, maga is done forever and all people who voted for trump should just retire from voting because there will be no point.
LongNailedbooboos on
Couch banger couch banger couch banger
ribot_skip on
Gen Z conservative “men” are maybe the dumbest generation of all time
roboticArrow on
He’s a loser. A Brutus wannabe to a Caesar. An empty shell who stands for absolutely nothing except whatever someone pays him to stand for. Just a hollow vessel renting his mouth out and calling it purpose. A spineless, hypocritical piece of last week’s ripe garbage.
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Silly boys, being a loser is what MAGA is all about.
🤣 he is always gonna be the kid trying so hard to be cool but nobody will ever like him.
Trump’s Cabinet are a bunch of losers.
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*Too* much of a loser to be MAGA? I didn’t know there was such a thing.
Never trust a Homosectional.
One of them named Fishback as his preference.
That’s to the right of MAGA, btw
Young Republicans are not OK
Being a loser is a prerequisite for MAGA.
>Among the names mentioned were 2024 hopefuls Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis and Ohio gubernatorial candidate Vivek Ramaswamy; another long-touted 2028 contender, Secretary of State Marco Rubio…
Those MAGAt boys are high as fuck if they think Ramaswamy would ever win the GOP nomination for POTUS. And coked-up Rubio doesn’t have the personality to carry the torch. New boot goofin’ DeSantis seems the most-likely heir to MAGAtry, but he’s also a wet blanket of personality. Regardless, keep hugging MAGA, GOPers. It’s a winning formula for you.
The smokey-eye mascara look is a good start, but he needs to make himself more orange if he wants to be taken seriously.
Who does take JD Vance seriously? He’s the guy that would give a serious speech and then everyone would bust out laughing.
Trump didn’t want him, either. He picked him so the evangelicals would support him.
Vance doesn’t have the juice. MAGA dies with Trump. What comes next… who fucking knows…
Had Vance been classmates with Trump there’s 100% Trump would have bullied him until he 86d himself. The moment Trump saw the poor, fat kid from some redneck shallow gene pool he’d jump on that kid so fast you’d think Vance was a preteen girl
The fracture of the Republican party once Trump finally died is going to be a case study for the next 250 years. The MAHA faction will never get along with the Donroe doctrine faction, who won’t get along with pedophile hunter faction, who won’t get along with the Tech oligarchs, ect, ect. MAGA it’s self is a very loose confederation of tangentially connected ideas around cult of personality. Trump is the only one who can hold this thing together. When he dies the party dies with him. Leaving a weak festering pool of single issue voters in it’s wake.
Vance is easily recognizable by Gen Z conservatives as the guy in their friend group who is solely invited to be the butt of their jokes. They’re not going to follow him.
Vance is only there because of Peter Thiel and Nick Fuentes’s doesn’t like him at all so yeah, he’s a loser
The reason the term “couch fucker” sticks to him isn’t because it’s necessarily true, but because his type of personality (or lack of one) makes a person think “yeah… I could see him doing something like that.”
If you can’t even look cool buying doughnuts what can you look cool doing?
I’ve seen this too. Some praise Newsom, despite him being a Democrat, because he’s handsome, aryan, has an aryan wife, he’s fit, and showed competence by running the 4th largest economy. They say Vance isn’t white enough, has a brown wife and half brown babies, he’s fat, ugly, and weak.
The entire MAGA movement is held together by one man.
An evil, decrepit, senile, old man.
Lmao they’re right about that
Too much of a loser to know that’s why he was hired in the first place.
entire clown car full of worthless losers in the GOP lineup
That’s really my biggest hope for the post Trump MAGA world: Even though Trump isn’t the root cause of the fall into fascism, his cult of personality seems to be what’s making it take hold. I don’t think they can replicate that without him.
Young Trump voters are also losers.
Finally, some common ground.
There is no heir. That’s not a bug it’s a feature, it’s always been Trump first, last, and only. Once he croaks (he’s 80, probably won’t be long judging by his obvious health) these personality devoid sycophants will be eating each other’s heads as the cult spirals and splinters. Vance definitely is NOT the guy they’ll flock to, I honestly have no idea who they’ll move to. Everyone in Trump’s orbit is disposable to him.
They’re all losers.
The problem with strongman regimes is that they are both reliant upon weak men to obey, and hamstrung by no clear line of succession when no other strong men are allowed.
Imagine voting for the second oldest motherfucker while simultaneously shouting from the rooftops that Biden has dementia and is too old.
You get what you voted for, dumb fuck young voters.
He’s definitely too much of a loser. Everyone is. When trumps term is up, maga is done forever and all people who voted for trump should just retire from voting because there will be no point.
Couch banger couch banger couch banger
Gen Z conservative “men” are maybe the dumbest generation of all time
He’s a loser. A Brutus wannabe to a Caesar. An empty shell who stands for absolutely nothing except whatever someone pays him to stand for. Just a hollow vessel renting his mouth out and calling it purpose. A spineless, hypocritical piece of last week’s ripe garbage.